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Have you even considered that it wasn't a gaffe?

Let's do some maths. I've no real figures just what FM tells me Maicon would probably be bought for £6 Million. Maicon's wages at Inter Milan are about £125,000 p/w. Over a month (about four weeks) he earns £500, 000. Over a year he would earn about £6 Million. Let's say he signs a deal for two years. Is Maicon worth £18 Million? Debuchy would probably be bought for £6 Million also. Debucy's wages are about £30,000 p/w at Lille. Over a month (about four weeks) he earns about £120,000. So over a year he would earn £1.4 Million. On a two year deal Debucy would be worth £8.8 Million with £2.8 Million in wages. On a five year deal which he would earn £7 Million in wages bring the total to £13 Million. Maicon for £18 Million for two years or Debuchy for £13 Million for five years.

Lamps, Cech and Drogba seem like the 'intellectuals' of the group. Lamps had ridiculously good grades in school, Drogba is a University graduate and Cech just looks smart.

He is no Lampard anyway. Lamps has an IQ of 329.

We bid for Debuchy!? I must have missed that.

This deal is having a slow painful death.

Anyone have a video of Mikel unnerving Robben?

For one billion dollars. The winter transfer window is evil and the mark up is even more ridiculous than this window.

Because he is a criminal. Been arrested a few times and has had numerous troubles with authority figures.

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Scotty has his sex face on.

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I'm getting sick of the transfer window. The sooner it's over the better.

Hard to argue that.

I really love Inter's kits. This new one takes the cake though as it reminds me of this one: I'm very tempted to buy a Zanetti 4 or Milito 22 shirt.

It has just used the Brazil template...

If you think that is bitter et al, you entirely missed the point. I was satirising the media's opinion on AVb and other common thoughts and opinions on AVB. It was fairly weak effort, but my own brand of satire, nonetheless.

He is a glorified scout. A poor man's José. He is Mata's uncle. Naïve Villas-Boas. He has Alonso's beard in red. AVB has ADD on the touchline. Journalists aren't his friend. DVD. Stubborness andarrogance in Spades. He likes wine and to whine. Anything I missed?

Kind of surprising to see an unbiased view of Liverpool on here. I still believe he should stay in the Eternal City, damn you Rogers!

Neither did Benzema, Iniesta, etc. Pointless even talking about player's performances in International teams - look at Diouf.

You have no proof of that, just assumptions.

The Daily Mail Strikes Again! I'm really getting sick of their 'journalism'. At least The Sun is hot on page three.

You have forgotten Oscar. And I'd rather Schurrle, Moses and Sturridge not be on the wing next year. Schurrle should only be bought if Sturridge leaves and they should only be played at CF.

I don't mind the shirt but the shorts look exactly like a pair of boxer shorts I used to wear to bed.

Congratulations on the new member of your family! A bit off-topic but is Ahal an Arabic name? Just curious...