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Texting to buy Schurrle.

You are a filthy mutt.

People keep changing votes. Tis ridiculous.

My vote should be worth 100 because I'm Top Gun around here.

It's going to be this:

Maybe Jose is texting again...

You have no idea do you? So naive. http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AwesomeAussie http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/LandDownUnder

I know but that has nothing to do with what I was saying. Reus drifts into the centre constantly during matches and has 5 starts with 2 goals in the centre compared to Schurrle's two starts and no goals.

I see players that occupy the same positions but approach football in a very different way. Reus has more flair, flash and finess whereas Schurrle is more power, work rate and direct. It's like comparing Tevez and El Shaarawy, that can operate in the same manner and position but when it comes down to it they are very different. But hey, that's the beauty of football. Robin van Persie was nothing special for years, now look at him.

Fair enough. Every time I watch him play, he is spectacular, go figure.

Pffft. You aren't WHS. Take your bullshit somewhere else.

Reus plays in the centre a lot more often the Schurrle. I see completely different players, they just operate in similar roles.

I just bought this hat. I'm top gun around here.

No he isn't. Reus is a very different player. Reus is like El Shaarawy or Villa. Schurrle is like Rooney or Tevez.

He is taller, stronger in the air (only for his height), faster and has a really high work rate. That's why he is physical. He isn't a centre forward. He plays out wide for Germany and Bayer. The only season he played as a centre forward he scored 15 goals. Have you even watched Schurrle? To say that he isn't a proper winger or equally as good a Marin is completely wrong. Di Maria isn't a proper winger, have you seen how often he cuts inside to shoot? He thinks he is CR7 on the right. Di Maria doesn't even resemble a winger, he doesn't hug the touchline as much as he should. I'd pick Schurrle everytime.

My god...my god. Even if he was the German Lampard to say that Chelsea doesn't need the German Lampard is insane.

How dare you. I challenge you to five rounds of bare knuckled pugilism.

Homophobe.

Our banned friend Dr Cap made an interesting observation about me the other day. "Man you meet some crazy girls.You should just fuck that a couple of times and then run away." This is true. Discuss.

You guys don't know the meaning of SWAG like me. Go home.

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In love with that Lyon-esque away kit. So in love.

At least me and you will be able to fight for the Queen...together. You'll die and I'll return to Australian and become the next Ernest Hemmingway. I might dedicate a bestselling book to you if I remember.

I hope I get drafted into a war that hasn't anything to do with me, so I can either: 1. Die. 2. Get hideously psychologically and physically scarred. 3. Scream at the people after the war 'YOU DON'T KNOW MAN, YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT I SAW MAN".

Autocorrect.