Spike

Have you ever seen a beard score such an important goal?

You mean the instance where he allowed Xabi Alonso's beard to waltz right by him and first time volly the ball into the back of the net?

I recomend using the adjective "the almighty, beautiful and most serene". Don't be fooled by the spaces throughout the word, it is precisly one word and may only be used to describe the almighty, beautiful and most serene Didier Drogba. Gignac is fat. And I have no hope for Lukaku.

Whom is this Frenchmen you speak of? Well, I would rather Lukaku over a Target Man like Gignac. Large, fat, muscular, fat, scores with his left, limited technical techniques, fat, one dimensional; are all perfect superlatives to describe Lukaku Gignac, though the two (Andre-Pierre and Romulu) do share disgustingly similar parallels in my mind. Though what Gignac has to do with this particular conversation I do not know and the only reasonable explanation I can sum up is that the possibility that my fragile perception of reality has snapped is quite real.

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A few spelling mistakes aside ("Price Harry", created a few laughs), you are a much more magnificent as an author than that prententious and pompous phony BlueLion.

Dzeko isn't the big dumb target man a lot people seem to think he is. He seems to be rather comfortable on the ball and has at least some knowledge of how to thread a through ball. Of course he is no Drogba but I would be very comfortable with him leading the line.

Because we didn't need him (?) Essien Ballack Lampard Makélélé Mikel Obi

Team name - House of Jealousy

I just donated 3 Pounds, it's all I can afford really.

A knee injury did retire him for two years so I suspect there will always be a lingering chance of a relapse.

Make it 12.

Modric is not pretty enough for the glorious and most serene Real Madrid C.F.

I swear if someone quotes either of us (or just mentions it) and says "Fletcher is a Liverpool signing" I will go postal.

Overall he is a worse footballer than Torres but at the moment Fletcher is the better Striker. Fletcher isn't that bad on the ball to be honest.

I would actually like Steven Fletcher. He seems to be a very natural goal scorer and his record in the Premier League gets better each season. If you can score 22 goals at Wolves in two seasons, you have to have a bit of skill.

I refuse to vote for manpe, because he stalks me and I refuse to succumb to Stockholm Syndrome.

@, Good lad but he will never have beard like mine. So many posters I like to choose from, but it's his time in the sun.

I was just stating that he had injury problems. I wasn't debating that fact. Everytime he plays, I have heart attacks thinking that he is going to tear his ACL or something.

No I didn't. I merely stated fact the fact that Tottenham finished above us. I did not once say that you wanted Scotty Parker and Aaron Lennon. I didn't say "So because Tottenham finished above us you want to sign Scotty Parker and Aaron Lennon?" Whereas I mention Cabaye's FK and you deduce that I want to sign him. Completely different incidents.

So because I mention his Free Kick you naturally deduce that I want him signed because of that one action? Where did I say that I wanted to sign him in the first place? Sure I've said that in other threads but I did not say that, in this particular post. Don't put words in my mouth, please.

Given Hutchinson's injury problems, every tackle and every movement is a risk on the pitch.

So you are talking about Arsenal? Fucking A, let's buy Song and Walcott. I'd rather Cabaye over Tiote. There is no other midfielder (outside of CFC) in the Premiership that I covet more than Cabaye. I fell in love with that joker after his FK against ManUtd.