Spike

You look young because you are young.

Fucking Bayern.

It's also not unreasonable to do it yourself, if it only takes a minute. It's such a small matter I don't think you have any grounds to whinge about it.

He did, can't argue that but I can argue all of his hype and his great performances stemmed from his matches behind the striker.

So is Sanchez. Sanchez is very fast but a winger he is not.

Before last season I claimed that Mata would reach both the 20 goals and 20 assists mark. You all laughed at poor Spike, some even insulted Spike. You don't deserve my predictions. But in all seriousness I want to see the manager and the signings in before I make any bold claims.

I can't believe how much I laughed when I read '3th'. Thirth. It's third, 3rd.

Objective fact. Don't argue with the statistics mate. Statistics are all you need.

You were sincere.

You say that now.

It's obviously a joke.

I still want to and far as I know it's still happening.

I don't particularly care where he goes.

Nothing can stop the Spike.

@Rmpr, Shuttup and accept the fact that nobody want to visit or live in Brazil. It's the scum of the earth a second world country. Not even worth my time typing this out. That's how I see Brazil. Whatcha gonna do about it?

Don't alter the past like some Gestapo wannbe evil person. You sicken me.

I just went there.

I wonder why Yaya's name is Yaya? Was his mum agreeing with doctor that the little bastard needs a smack on the bum?

You are being a Nortei Nortey boy, you know?

A lot of them have Afrtican heritage even if they hate to admit it or not. Not all of them but a lot do. They are all a bit ashamed of it, really. It's hard not to when 1/3 of Iberia was apart of the Moorish Caliphate for 600 years. Same goes for Southern Italy and bit and parts of South-Eastern Europe with the Ottomons. Look at Pedro and Xavi they look a lot less typical European and more Moorish than the likes of Mata and Iniesta. But in the end it's alright, innit? Doesn't really matter, still the same person.

He is a bit too tan to have blonde hair. He looks a bit twatty. I mean if he dodged the sun for a few months he'd look alright.

It's a bit of a nobby name though innit? Thiago Alcantara? What's it all about then?

Gooners think Vermaelen has cacked it ever since being name skipper. They say he is mentally weak and can't cope with the pressures involved with leading a team. He gets worse every game, they say. No love there.

That's the problem innit? He has stupid name so how can we take him seriously? ManCity couldn't handle him because they were having a laugh.

There is nothing to interpret you twat. It was pretty black and white English. Spike away!