Amblève.

It's sad to see you back on such a fucked up day

You are not welcome here Rafa Benitez! Official statement! http://www.chelseafc.com/news-article/article/2987554/title/benitez-appointed

Way more than just embarrassing...

Gutted, Again the board didn't show any patience and that's what's getting on my nerves so much: We just don't learn from our mistakes when it comes to managers. Thank you for everything Roberto and good luck for the future! PS, fuck off Benitez! You're not wanted here!

So is Arsenal/Wenger. So what's your point?

26 years. 37 trophies. Sir Alex Ferguson. Loyality>>>>>>>>

Loyalty is the key to success.

Congrats to the win! You deserved the victory. Your dynamic approach killed us as well as our own tactics.

Bertrand can cross well too but anyway, who is Cesar gonna look for to cross to? We haven't got an aerial threat up front (Hazard scored a header the last weekend, though lol)

YOU NO LIKE PAIN?! The bolded part sounds so ridiculous, would give you 100 likes for it if I could

Giggs as well.

You know girls love to have something to bite into :eyebrows:

If this rumoured line-up is true then... 1. RDM needs to play Bertrand on the left, together with Ash. We know they can shut down their opponent's flank there. 2. Ivanovic has to play as CB. We need a leader in the middle of our defense and Ivanovic is the only one left since JT is injured. This way we could use Azpilicueta in the RB position, he's been doing well there in the last few games so he's also earned to play there tonight too, not in some position we haven't used him yet. 3. Moses has to start as our RW. He's tactically and defensively very sound and still could hit Juve on the counter with his pace and trickery. The big problem with my suggestions I see has to be whether we should play Mata (experienced player) or Oscar (our best player in the CL so far) in the hole behind Hazard. As far as I'm concerned I don't like this idea playing without a real striker, especially against such a good defensive side like Juve.

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#PiersMorganIsSmelly trending on Twitter right now

If this isn't the best sweater ever then the end of the world can't come soon enough.

It's the Dailyfail but hey ho... http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2235172/Fernando-Torres-wants-quit-Chelsea-return-Spain.html

To quote the legend himself: "It's a fucking disgrace!"

Full article can be found by clicking on the link below. http://www.weaintgot...-torres-is-done

As Peace. pointed out a couple of months ago, these double standards with Torres and any other Chelsea player are ridiculous. It's just as if he's allowed to do what he wants and other guys will get blamed for making a small mistake by some "fans".

Not to forget the moment when he refused to sit on the bench and went right to the locker room instead. Btw did he actually get punished for that incident? Probably no?!

Think that's normal. Personally, I hate touching other people or them touching me (some say I'm a weirdo but WTF?!), but as soon as I've drunk a few beers I don't really mind if anybody touches me (not my genitals and no men of course! ). Well, you did better than a mate of mine, I guess. He puked all over some girl's shoes last night lol You're spot on. In general, introverts should just avoid nightclubs. There's simply nothing you can do.

Hate them, tbh. Prefer house parties where you can actually talk with somebody without being accosted by some idiots + you know almost everybody there. I mean what's the point in going to a big room that is crowded with drunk fools and girls that will try to get you buying them drinks, loud shit "music" everywhere, fucked up toilets with piss all over the floor, and overpriced liquors?! And when there's no chill area (couch etc.), the owner of the club can fuck himself sideways. Anyway... went to a club about 4 months ago the last time (well, I had to go, not my fault really) and I swear it was one of those nights I don't wanna remember, wish I was drunk that time. I hope you weren't completely wasted when you talked to her, or at least she was also drunk

Thought it was something more serious... but you're not drunk now, right?

He could've used a spoon too...