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Imagine Jose going to Roman and asking for Bale as his #1 target. Say he convinces him that Bale is THE guy to push us over the edge and win us the title/CL again. I actually wouldn't put it past Roman to agree to it and present Levy at Twatenham an offer even he couldn't refuse. What a way to fuck Madrid over as well by stealing their top target. It'll obviously never happen, though.

If you want a bit of a chuckle head over to the Bluemoon forum transfer section. Pissing themselves at the prospect of us "stealing" Cavani from them. As if City are the only team in the world who have been admirers of his and have wanted him.

If you're gonna pull a figure out of your ass, at least make it in the realm of possibility. £80m? LOL

Without Hazard in there Kevin is really THE guy that makes things happen. His crosses are top notch. You can tell he still needs some work but who better than Mourinho to work under? Benteke again!

2 assists now. He really does have a Gerrard-esque cross. Awesome.

Just so fucking immense! He is gonna wreak havoc on our opponents soon enough. In this friendly so far he's shown excellent hold up play and great movement and touch. He has it all.

You see that touch, though? Damn!

Does he usually play on the left wing like this for the national team?

Torres, Ba, and a bag of Cheetos for Suarez. Recall Lukaku to be second choice and fill in while Saurez's suspension continues.

Creates his own chances, never stops working, has a fair bit of pace, amazing with the ball at his feet, good at free kicks, and scores loads of goals. Does being a massive cunt outweigh all of that? No, in my opinion. He'd make us title favorites and we'd have an insane attack.

I know I'm probably alone here, but I'd still have him if the price was right.

As long as they have Yaya Toure and Tevez I'll still sweat it when we play them. They've dicked us lately.Looks like Tevez is on his way out at least.

I'm far more concerned about City than I am United. If we don't bring in 3 or 4 top class signings City will continue to be our bogey team. We can consistently beat or be right there with United, Arsenal, Spurs, ect but City have owned us recently.

Is he still at a good enough level to be starting for us? I know it's just one game, but I watched the Copa Italia the other day and couldn't really tell he was even on the pitch. I've heard he's almost past it from numerous people.

I think City would do what United did this season and win the league running away if they got Cavani. He and Aguero up front would be a nightmare and I can't possibly see Silva have another poor season like this past one. Add to that a manager who knows what they're doing in Pellegrini, Yaya Toure still there, and Isco coming in and they'll have an insane squad.

He's about to be beamed up to the Enterprise.

I'm one who actually wants Schurrle and am looking forward to having him. Moses can look good at times, it he seems out of his depth a bit at others. His finishing is woeful most of the time too. When Moses was injured or Rafa wanted a different look we ended up playing Oscar or Ramires out of position. Schurrle would slot perfectly into the team and can rotate with Moses.

I agree. Though, add Schurrle to that list as he seems nailed on to move here too.

Because the female supporters think he's "hawt" and there are so many noobs at Stamford Bridge who like him, Roman probably thinks the majority of us love Torres and that's why he hasn't sold him. We've won some big trophies in spite of his useless self these past few years, so just imagine what we could've done with a true world class CF.

I'm getting the noose ready incase Torres ruins another big transfer.

trololol

Cavani to us, Torres to Atletico to replace Falcao, City can go fist themselves.

Yes, but would Dzeko agree to go there?If we are indeed in contact with them I wish we'd just hurry the negotiations up and sign him as quickly as possible and not let it linger on for the entire summer. It would be a huge statement of intent and would help lure other targets too.

Convincing him to join should be the easy part. The price and Napoli's president will take some work.Hopefully Benitez doesn't try to get one over on us and sell him to City.

Please happen! I think he'd fit us perfectly. City fans would shit bricks!