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Shit, I'd even settle for Fellaini as a DM signing at this point. He would offer us some steel in midfield and is capable in both defense and attack. Wouldn't be too expensive and he'd probably love to play with all of our other Belgians. Plus, it would piss Moyes and the Manc's off. What better way for Martinez and Everton to get back at Moyes then selling one of their top targets to us!

Witsel please!

Christ on a fucking bike... This game isn't even televised here!

For the love of god let us buy a top class DM/CM!

Yeah, they've sold off all of they're best players already so I can't see them getting rid of an icon like DDR. The morale of the supporters must already be shit.

Think of this as the appetizer.After last season we need something to ease us in again.

Yes! United fans complaining about our easy draw. We had Juve and Shaktar last year you idiots!

Or the pick of the lot. The legend himself Mikel!

I refuse to allow myself to get excited about signing another striker. I figured Ba would surprise me and bang them in for us but that obviously didn't happen. If Eto'o gets off to a fast start and scores a few in his first few matches then I'll be on board.

I suppose. But what happens when they come back? One world class defender will be unhappy.He's a player we should really be in for.

City are apparently going to trigger Mangala's enormous release clause according to Sky's Pete O'Rourke. Fucking insane how much they're spending.

We're gonna look back at this speculation in a few months and laugh. The fact that sites are actually wasting time posting articles saying we'd sell him to Spuds or Arse is hilarious.

United v Liverpool in Suarez's first game back from suspension.

That looks like a friendly Manchester United group.UEFA doesn't put weights inside of the balls for us like they do United.

They've probably secretly given him that new contract. Sounds like £££ has made him nice and friendly again.

As long as I don't see 10 Cech long balls or 50 yard diagonals from midfield up to Ba or Torres I'm fine.

Yeah, forgot Hulk. Says it all really. Think he hurts Brazil more than he helps.

Surely if he has a really nice season here he can get in the Brazilian squad over that Bernard kid who looks about 10 years old? Maybe even the vastly overrated Lucas at PSG?

Think he's gonna surprise quite a few teams with his quality. Like Skipper said, not a player we were crying out for but will be an excellent addition and will certainly add a different look to our attack. Can't wait to see Willian and Hazard on opposite wings terrorizing defenses.

I'd eventually get over it if he were sold to Barca or Madrid, but to see him suit up for another English club would be too much. I'd be livid.

I know there's no way it'll happen, but I'd probably quit watching football if Mata were sold to another English club.

Pretty embarrassing for United. Want a new contract? Kick up a fuss and threaten to leave.

Word now that United will offer Rooney a new deal soon. Will Wayne really spread United's cheeks and stick his cock in again? Hilarious.

So now we'll see the inevitable "Wenger in sensational Mata swoop" in tomorrow's Daily Fail.

£100m Mr. Wenger.