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LOL Mirror have nothing going on then... RvP, Chicharito, Welbeck, Rooney, and then £50m on Cavani. YEP! Totally happening. Pay a record fee for a player in their strongest position. Wish I could get paid to pull stuff out of my ass like they do.

Some 12 year old sitting in his basement probably heard the words "Chelsea" and "Cavani" on the radio in a different language and started this rumor.

Guarantee this is bullshit.

He looks like a vampire in that pic.

To me Kevin looks better out wide where he can take better advantage of his superb crossing ability and underrated dribbling and pace. Think that's where Jose will want him. Hope so anyways.

Unless they get Suarez.

Twitter's resident bullshitter Tancredi says we've contacted Napoli within the past few hours. For about the 15th time according to him. Then it comes out that we haven't had any contact with them.

Wtf! He's literally owning Spain's midfield right now. Point to prove maybe?

He looks like an African Modric out here! lol

Mikel looks like a completely different player here in his national team. Actually impressive here!

I wouldn't have asked if I watched them regularly. Don't need a pissy response to an honest question.

Who's better between him and Gustavo?

When you think about if from a United managing perspective, selling him wouldn't be a bad thing. It would allow Cheatcharito and Welbeck more playing time. God knows Welbeck would be happy.

haha Lucky Luciano avatar?Anyways, I'd be pretty shocked if they give him an improved deal. He's already on crazy wages. Will United really allow him to throw a fit and get what he wants for the 3rd time? Can't see it. I don't think Moyes is an absolute asshole like Slur Alex. If Rooney calmly talks with him and expresses his desire to move on without a battle, I think Moyes would sell him to us. Just do it quickly and invest the money from the sale to appease their fans.

Lets hope.Love seeing City fans get so mad whenever they miss out on a top target. They still don't realize that players only go there for money and that if a top player has a choice between them and an actual big club, they'll turn City down every time.

Convinced he'd be a 25+ goal scorer for us next season. Rooney, Mangala, and a DM. Summer window done. Roll on 13/14 season. ------------Rooney------------ Hazard----Mata----de Bruyne ----New DM----Oscar/Ramires---- Cole--Mangala--Luiz--Azpilicueta --------------Cech--------------- Bench- Lukaku, Lamps, Ba, Ivanovic, Cahill, Terry, Schurlle, Moses

Does seem a bit strange.Dembele, Holtby, Sandro, and Scotty Parker.

Yeah, Daily Mail reporting that its worth £300m at £30m per season. Second only to Real Madrid.

Would be nice to see City miss out on their top 2 targets in Cavani and Isco on the same day.

He cites Sky Italy 5 times a day and I've yet to see a single thing that they've got right.Tancedi tweets so much bullshit that I think about un following him sometimes, but he's a funny guy so I still do. Anyways, anyone else quietly concerned about what Arsenal are looking to do? Higuain looks to be imminent and they're also after Fellaini. If they can get Wilshere to stay healthy and Walcott keeps in good form they'll have a nice side. Don't think they'll be pushing for the title like us but I think they could potentially finish thereabouts.

Hopefully Jose plays him only against the relegation fodder and early rounds of the FA and League Cups. If Torres and Ba are staying than Lukaku better be the #1 guy.

Official Chelsea twitter once again posting an article about his opinions about the upcoming season. We really are gonna be stuck with this guy for the remainder of his contract. Hell, our board may even present him with a raise and a contract extension. How they can't see the obvious that everyone and their mother sees is beyond me. HE FUCKING BLOWS AND IS HOLDING BACK A SIDE WITH INSANE POTENTIAL. SELL HIM FOR FUCKS SAKE!!!

And they really took what he said about how they skirt FFP angrily.Truth hurts I suppose.

Was funny how the Napoli owner basically called City cheaters when talking about FFP.