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I'd love to find out with Hazard, Oscar, and Willian linking up with him. Quite a few I'd say.

It really is annoying seeing Sturridge score week after week. We wouldn't even need to buy a super expensive striker had we kept him. He seems to be scoring every game he plays.

Don't see how people are putting Lamps in their first XI's. We'd get shredded in midfield if he starts. Wouldn't surprise me if he does, though since José loves him so much. I'd start Luiz and Matić in there. Wouldn't mind seeing a 4-3-3 with Luiz/Matić/Ramires or Luiz/Matić/Lamps. I just think that Luiz really raises his game against the bigger sides and concentrates more. He'll add steel and grit to the midfield and he and Matić can deal with City's midfield physically.

David Moyes with a Mewtwo getting spanked by a Magikarp.In other words, Moyes gets given a title winning squad and makes it look shit.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BfaOnwxCcAA4mUs.png:large Damnit, why won't this image embed?

As hilarious as I'm finding this United situation, there actually is one player on that team I feel bad and sorry for and that's Kagawa. At Dortmund he looked as though he'd go on to become a world class AM and was a crucial cog in a great side. Arguably their best player at times. He moves to United and probably thinks he's gonna take off and prosper. He was fully fit today and didn't even make the bench when they have the likes of Ashley Young and Cleverly starting. Hope someone rescues him or he goes back to BVB. United don't deserve him. If we didn't already have our #10 I think he'd be brilliant in our side.

LOOOOOOOOOL! Damnit! Why didn't I watch!?

Hmm. Do I wanna watch Stoke roll over for United here? Nope, not really. 0-4.

Arsenal pissed away the only chance they had at the title, United didn't strengthen in any of their weakest areas, and Liverpool have missed out on all of their main targets. We've added in numerous key positions without spending much. Great transfer window for us!

Natalie Sawyer... Fuck sake.

Wenger getting desperate now. Loan move for Kalou rejected. LOL

So that dude Fulham just signed from Olympiakos is apparently their best player? Massive favor they just did for United who face them in the CL next. Cunts.

Still think United are gonna make one more big signing today. Moyes and all the journo's saying that their business is done but I think that's exactly what they want everyone to think. They'll then sign a big name player after no one expected it and United steal the headlines and Moyes looks like a hero. Would not surprise me at all.

Just listen to José in his press conferences after we sign these players. I think even he's surprised at the ease with which we acquire ALL of his targets. Want Matic? Done. Salah? Done. Zouma? Done. The big one is coming in the summer. Shaw too. We're going to be a juggernaut soon enough.

lolWe can use the entire Adidas sponsorship to buy Messi.

Anyone else hear José talking about our striker situation just then? Said something like "Everyone questions why we don't bring in a striker now, but you'll understand in the summer. We know what we want, but it's impossible in January." That gives me a boner! He must have someone BIG in mind.

Agree with Hutch. No way a striker is coming today. José has big plans for the position in the summer. I'd be happy if Zouma is confirmed today but I'm sure nothing else is happening.

Nice, a couple of our bogey sides of the past few seasons are now losing their best players before we have to play them again. Fulham losing Berbatov and Newcastle losing Cabaye. All we need now is for our third bogey side Everton to lose someone.

If we get through tomorrow without Arse and United buying any big names it'll be a good day.

I think I'm gonna be sick.

Very reputable journo's on twitter now saying Arse won't sign him as they won't meet Schalke's valuation. Nice! Now we just have to hope United don't go sniffing and he ends up at Bayern.

Same.Use Luiz to get Kroos. Luiz can partner his buddy Dante at Bayern. I think Jose would've sold him this month if he had the option, honestly.

Very true.We just have to hope that by next season José is able to construct and set up our team tactically to overcome City. Don't see their insane spending stopping anytime soon. Even if they win the league I'd expect them to spend gobs of cash. I really am convinced United will spend humongous money this summer and buy at least 3-4 world class players. Arsenal signed that new Puma deal and have said themselves that they can now start spending the fees necessary to get world class players. It's all going come down to the manager and their tactics next year.

Exactly.And if City, PSG, and Real Madrid are just pissing all over FFP then we should too. It's obvious that none of them are taking it seriously. There isn't a chance UEFA would kick any of those clubs out of the CL either. Let's just buy Suarez, Kroos, and Shaw tomorrow and dare them to do anything about it.

Fellaini is terrible and Carrick is getting old and injury prone. He'd easily start ahead of Fellaini.