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Looks as though Arsenal will finish their season strong and win their last couple of matches so I really hope we don't piss about and allow Norwich to hang in there with us. Just dominate this match and secure 3rd. I don't want to have anything to worry or be nervous about on the final match day. Would be embarrassing if we choke away 3rd place.

How do you get that black iPad UI?

*sigh* That dashes any hope I had of us buying a new midfielder. I just don't see how it would be possible for every fan here to see that we are and have been in desperate need of a specific type of midfielder but the board don't. They can't possibly think that Ramires is good enough, surely? José keeps saying that we'll be making a "couple of clinical" signings. Striker is obviously the main one but a CM is just as important. Ramires holds us back more than he helps us these days.

Hazard hattrick tomorrow. If José even elects to start him that is.

Just thinking about how hilarious it would be if Liverpool lost the league and then Real Madrid come in for Suarez. Their fans think there's no way he'd possibly leave them now as if he's in love with the club. If Madrid show serious intent I'd bet my house he'd be off. Then they're fucked and back to midtable where they belong.

City's third striker would easily be our best this season. Says it all. Strikers win titles.

Dzeko has quietly had a good season. He can be poor sometimes when things aren't going City's way, but he's a very good player. Underrated.

Damn. Was hoping United won that. Want them to have to travel to places like Romania and Greece midweek to fuck up any league challenge they'd mount. Sunderland going down would've been one less annoying side to go against.

United are truly fucking shocking! They need just about an entire new first XI. Terrible.

Is it? Could be. I thought is was 6th too.

I see Spuds are doing their best to let United take that Europa League spot. Fine by me. Nice distraction for them.

Yes.If Gareth Bale (who I'd say is about equal with Eden) is worth £80m or whatever it was then Hazard is too. And Hazard is more proven and much more marketable as a superstar than Bale is/was. If PSG offered Cavani + Verratti for Hazard then I'd personally do that swap, but that ain't gonna happen.

Cavani for Hazard would be a stupid swap. Firstly because Hazard is worth far more than Cavani, and more importantly we'd be filling one hole in the team and creating another. There are maybe 3 or 4 players in the world I'd swap Hazard with and none of them are possible. I'm hoping that internally and in training Hazard and José are laughing at these silly transfer rumors.

Play the kids? Like José said in the press conference today, how bad would it be if Liverpool and City lose a game and we don't capitalize on it by dropping points ourselves? We must be as professional as we can and go all out for these last 6 points. We may get lucky.

Haha, true!But unlike sides like Sunderland or Villa who actually have SOME goal threat up top Norwich don't have anyone. If they manage to score I think it'll be a super flukey situation. We should be able to score a few I would hope.

If terrible United spanked this lot 4-0 or whatever it was last week than we shouldn't have any trouble if we play our full strength side. Last home game so the players should be up for it and want to give the fans at the Bridge a good send off. I'd like to see Willian as the #10 with Hazard and Schürrle flanking him. Eto'o or Ba up top with Lamps and Matic in the middle.

Have a bad feeling here. Wouldn't surprise me at all if José came out and said "I have one of the best keepers in the world in Cech and he'll be my keeper for years."

I agree that Shaw is overrated but not so much that he wouldn't be a good signing. Sky is the ceiling for him and with José's coaching he can be an awesome player. If the price is really £30m, though, I hope we don't go near it.As for Vidal, no matter how unrealistic a signing he seems I honestly believe that if we tempted Juve or he himself with a fee and wages high enough he'd join. Can't hurt to try. Pogba too for that matter.

Go support Man City. Seem to suit you better.

Same 3 as Rmpr for me. Those would be my 3 dream signings that would make us an elite side capable of winning everything. Costa, Vidal, Shaw.

Zouma?

If £32m end up being the price then it's a steal. Which would mean either his release clause was indeed there or the price was low because another Courtois loan deal is included. And FFS, if we sell Courtois to them permanently I'm going to lose my shit. It kind of grates me how José once more spoke about him in today's press conference. Saying he's Athletico's keeper and refuses to comment on him at all. It's like he's trying already to condition us for the inevitable sale.

Transition is over when we have a new striker, a new long term Lampard replacement, and a long term Ashley Cole replacement.

Agree with this.At least one meaningful trophy, two to make it a great season.

I just hope José doesn't leave him out of the team at the weekend. It would be something he'd do too. It would fuel the fire even more.