Pizy

Man United signing Falcao:

She's no Natalie Sawyer.

Is she pregnant or something?Swear she was way skinnier the last time I saw her a cole of years ago.

Hypothetically, if he does leave we have a foreign spot open and can technically bring someone in, right?

I just love visiting Arsenal Mania on deadline days.

Literally every member of that back 4 is a mistake waiting to happen.I'd fancy us for 4 goals against that defense.

I will literally piss myself laughing if this turns out to be true. What the fuck is Wenger thinking? United will be taking their CL spot at 4th if they don't buy a couple.

Think It may be RvP. He's not looked good for months now and word is he needs an operation.Lot of people suggesting Mata but imagine he and Di Maria serving up chances for Falcao and Rooney. Scary attacking options.

Oh, for sure.I'd fancy us to blow them off the pitch. I'm just thinking about a Liverpool-like scenario for them where it's not going to matter how shit they are at the back because the fodder of the league will just pull their pants down, bend over, and beg for more. When they come up against ourselves, City, and even Liverpool though they'll get put in their place.

But unlike Spuds, they're actually panic buying world class players.If they ended the window without addressing their midfield I would've been thinking "yeah, their attack is incredible but they'll still get overrun in midfield and their defense is midtable standard." But if they sign Vidal they'll have one hell of a midfield.

Fuck. That's probably Vidal. Then I'd actually start to be concerned about them.

Incredible that they're going to have 4 of the 5 highest payed players in the league and aren't even in title consideration yet.

Doubt Falcao will be the last signing for them today.

This is Real Madrid and Barca levels of stupidity.Desperately need CB's and midfielders? Okay, let's buy another ultra expensive striker! That'll balance out the side! So who gets dropped when all 3 of Rooney, RvP, and Falcao are fit?

Falcao at United? LOL So what would that be...Rooney on 300k a week, RvP on 250k, Di Maria on at least 250k, and Falcao too?

I feel like it's going to be a nervy deadline day for me just sitting there hoping that our rivals don't pull off any miraculous, big name signings. United and Arse in particular. Would be a shit deadline day if Arse manage to sign a top striker or DM and United finally sign Vidal.

Still rather him go to City than to Arsenal, though. Not really scared of Falcao going to City. They already scored over 100 goals without him. He'd improve Arsenal immensely.

That's part of the reason, but he'd also probably cost £50m or more to buy.

I'm not sure how Falcao really improves their strongest XI, really, since scoring a shit load of goals hasn't been their problem. The difference he can make will be ensuring that there isn't a drop in quality if Aguero gets another lengthy injury. Or they can just rest Aguero for less important matches and still have one of, if not the best striker in the world slot right in. I think this is their power play to win the CL more than anything.

Falcao, Aguero, Dzeko, and Jovetic. Absolutely fucking ridiculous. Wouldn't exactly be happy as one of the latter two. Both Dzeko and Jovetic have been very good lately and now will see their minutes reduced greatly. Aguero and Falcao partnership...

Falcao is actually going to City, is net he?

Like someone said on the last page, maybe Schürrle will take the #9 to match his national team number. That, or maybe next season when Drogba's contract ends and we buy a new striker that player will take it.

I've watched almost every game he's played for United and because of the huge Mexican fan base here in the States I've seen many of his games for the national team. Don't tell me I haven't seen him play. I don't ignorantly evaluate a player without watching for more than a handful of matches like you did with Cavani.He's a pure poacher. Nothing more, nothing less. He's very good at being in precisely the right spot at the right time and scores almost exclusively tap-ins. He's shit outside of the box, shit running with the ball, and can't really create anything for himself. He's almost completely reliant on players around him to be effective. Which is why he was so effective in that United side where he had world class players around him and why he'll be good for Real Madrid (as would just about ANY striker) because he'll have the worlds best players providing for him.

He's shit.No telling you that, obviously, since he's your national icon.

Yep, like I said he'll probably score about 20 tap-ins since CR7 and Bale take so many shots from long distance.