Pizy

A dream target for sure. Unfortunately, the better he plays and the more hype he gets this season it makes me think that he'll either end up as a Galactico or a Gaalactico. Either Madrid will tap him up and he'll say to the media that "it's a dream to play for Real," or United will make him their big, splashy signing like Di Maria was last summer and they'll pay £80m for him or something ridiculous. In short, he's probably pricing himself out of a move here since we likely won't ever spend insane transfer fees again. Fucking FFP.

Cazorla! Channeling his inner Hazard there!

YESSSSSSS!

We all know what's about to happen now...

How was that not a yellow for Kompany!?

Hopefully Arse don't crumble like flowers in the second half as they so often do against these sides.

C'mon you scum!

Arsenal can barely get a touch...

Aguero will probably turn the giant statue Mertesacker's legs into a pretzel. Please do us a bloody favor, Arsenal! We can put a stranglehold on the league if Arse win here and then we beat these bastards next weekend.

Look at Arsenal's midfield. It's basically nonexistent.This may get ugly. Only an off day for City will see Arse get anything out of this.

Arsenal are about to get smacked, unfortunately.

Someone is surely coming in then as Mourinho said yesterday. Reus? The dream is alive!

Almost pisses me off a bit that since Diego doesn't dribble past 3 players and score 30 yard screamers like Suarez or Aguero or Sanchez he doesn't seem to get a lot of praise by the media. They just say things like "yeah, he's a great finisher," but they never really talk about his all around game. Only person I see consistently giving Costa some love is Gary Lineker. One of the few who can appreciate him.

What would now make this the perfect weekend is if Le Arse beat City. More of a chance I'll bang Rachel Starr than that happening, but I'm hopeful. Even without City's best player and with Aguero not fully fit they'll manage to get humiliated.

We all knew Costa and Cesc would be great signings but sweet Jesus! 17 goals for Diego and 15 assists for Cesc. Absolutely incredible productivity. Yet there are all of these clueless journalists and pundits licking Alexis' asshole claiming he's the best player in the league, the best summer signing, and the player of the year. His team are totally out of sight! It's a total toss up right now between our two boys. Hazard not too far behind.

Sounded as if Courtois was completely fit and ready when José talked about him yesterday.

He sticks out like a sore thumb most of the time at Real Madrid as their weakest link. Almost every time there's a huge match involving them where Arbeloa starts you see journalists and pundits on Twitter questioning how the hell he gets in that side. He's the type of signing Liverpool or Arse make after not being able to lure a to player and having to settle.

Nice, nice.

So, which bang average Swansea player will have the match of his life against us tomorrow? I sort of hope that Montero guy doesn't play up against Ivanovic.

Christ, I'm actually going to be cheering for Arse this weekend.

Yes, but it's through my cable provider.

Here as well. Same game. Fuck off!Luckily I'll get a high quality stream via NBC's Premier League app but it's still an annoyance.

If Bale goes to United... FFS

Unless Bale is 100% leaving Madrid, Reus joining them would be Falcao to Monaco levels of stupidity on his part. What an absolute idiot he'd be to go there unless he were a nailed on starter.

Can't see us doing any business, sadly.It would be so nice to do what we did with Matić last year and buy Reus this month to allow him to bed in with our squad for half a season and then have a full summer of training and he's already settled in a new country. I just get the impression that José will stubbornly stick with this squad as is and then make some big changes in the summer if necessary. If we don't win the league I can see see him being ruthless just like he was with Mata, KdB, and Luiz with some of our players.