Pizy

Imagine going from the glorious, beautiful city of Barcelona to living in bloody Newcastle. 😂 Sure his wife will be excited! Never mind going from one of the 3 biggest clubs in world football to a relegation scrap. Though it must be said, if Newcastle can pull off signings like Trippier, Gumeiraes, and Dembele perhaps they will indeed be serious players starting next summer. If they stay up, that is. They can instantly vault to the Leicester/West Ham/Spuds/Arse level if they make the right signings. And that alone would feel like heaven to their supporters.

Maybe Super Frank can do us a solid and take some of the deadwood off our hands.

Can’t see us selling J5. I think he’s going to be one of those players who stays here for a very long time. Think he’ll get another long term deal. He’s already slow as a tortoise and painfully unathletic so it’s not as if his game is going to deteriorate significantly over the next 3-4 years. Useful player to have around and I think the club will agree. Unless he himself really pushes to go.

We should sign both Koundé AND Süle. AC out and let Azpi go and enjoy his last few years at the top level in Spain. Who knows how well Thiago holds up next season at his age.

I still hold out hope that Werner will come good. If only we could see him get a run of games. 😕 Havertz we should never even consider selling. Like Werner, he’s currently got a Lukaku problem since it’s hard to fit all 3 in at once. Pulisic I view much the same as Christensen. Good player, can be a solid option as a starter, but I wouldn’t be sad at all if they left. And I say that a a fellow American who really likes CP. He just isn’t reliable enough. Not saying we should definitely replace CP with Dembele or that’s what I want, but IF the club did so I wouldn’t be up in arms.

I mean, Pulisic and Dembele are basically mirrors of one another. Same body type, same playing stale, both made of glass and miss loads of games every season. Replacing Pulisic with Dembele would be like cloning him. Though I think Dembele has a higher ceiling.

Luis Diaz is the prototypical Klopp/Liverpool hyper aggressive wide forward. Just like Salah, Mané, and Jota he will almost certainly score a load of goals for them. Meanwhile, all of our wide attackers combined will struggle to score 15 goals over the season between them. 😒

Really strange how it looks like none of the big boys in the PL will be making a significant, season altering signing this month. Didn’t expect City or Liverpool to do anything. I thought for sure we’d do a small loan deal for a fullback. I’m absolutely stunned that United, Arse, and Spuds haven’t done anything to boost their top 4 chances. Can imagine Conte is really regretting signing up to manage under Levy and the Spuds’ incompetent leadership.

Seems Adama will be on his way to Barca out of nowhere. So I wonder if that means there was some truth about Dembele leaving…

The club are going to look incredibly dumb if we get another injury at fullback the rest of the way. All they had to do was a 6 month loan for someone and had a month to do so. They’re banking on Tuchel’s coaching genius to cover their asses here.

Been obvious for a couple of weeks now that we aren’t signing any fullback. The club probably see that Reece should be back soon, Chalobah is back fit, and Tuchel seems to trust Sarr now so they’ll feel we have enough cover.

If I see Kenedy starting a match in a Chelsea shirt again I may vomit. 🤢

If we’ve heard ZERO from Matt Law, any of the other reliable Chelsea sources, or the Here We Go guy about Dembele then there’s nothing in it. Just junk reporting from random dudes in Spain who are stirring stuff for clicks. They’re putting our name out there because we are the only club that were loosely linked with him at one point.

Even we aren’t dumb enough for this. Although, we did recently recall Kenedy which may the dumbest thing I’ve ever seen us do so…. 🙃

Stop even giving thought to the Dembele stuff. Not a single reliable source has said a peep about it. We have no room at all for another wide attacker right now.

Body type like Maguire but isn’t a clumsy refrigerator in the ball.

Süle would be a definite upgrade on AC. Christensen is a solid CB who is good at most things but not great at anything. If he ends up staying I would be okay with it but if he goes I won’t even think about him again or miss him. He’s not crucial to the defense like Thiago and Rüdiger are. He’s a nice player who has really benefited from our system. We get any of Süle, Ginter, or Koundé to replace him and we improve the XI. Süle is a man mountain who is also extremely comfortable in the ball. To the point where watching him play is almost comical because it just doesn’t look right seeing someone so massive moving like he does.

Transfer rumors for Chelsea normally get louder and louder the closer to the deadline we get. The opposite has happened in this one. We aren’t even hearing anything, never mind seeing any actual movement.

VAR???????

Put these cunts to bed now. No goals on the break! Bring Kante in at 2-0 to shut them off!

It’s just sad that the only way I can see us scoring atm if from a comedy mistake from our opponents or a fluke from someone unexpected. Can’t remember a side collapsing to this degree with just 2 injuries but us not having our first choice wingbacks has made us look like a totally different team. We look no better than a midtable side without them.

Can we get J5 out of there for Kante so we stop Bergwjin running through us like tissue paper? Spuds look dangerous on the break every time they pass it to him. And how about Werner to run at them? We’re killing them down both flanks but do nothing with it.

That’s the biggest difference between us and the top 2. Even some of their rotation players are killers. We don’t even look like scoring with our “best” players in there.

Our buildup is fine but we can’t do shit when we get into the box. Both Lukaku and CHO look like donkey’s when it’s time to shoot.

CHO fucking useless again in an acre of space. He simply cannot beat a man 1v1 anymore. Fucking terrible. What use is he then?