Pizy

One player that’s sure to leave who we haven’t heard a single bit about is Auba. It feels like he fell off the face of the earth.

Really just do not understand why we don’t throw £80m at Inter for Barella. Unlike Brighton, Inter desperately need money and are always on the brink of the financial cliff these days. There’s no way they’re turning that sort of money down. We can even give them a super favorable price on Lukaku as part of negotiations, ffs.

All those stats show is how unbelievably poor our attack has been recently. Mount has suddenly become prime Lampard now that he’s left for United. Didn’t get mentioned at all the whole of last season how poor Mount was when he played. Now he’s gone and it’s the scandal of the century that we sold him.

Caicedo isn’t worth a penny over £70-75m. The £80m every journalist has been mentioning was already a big overpay. Nobody is paying Rice money for Caicedo. As for Dybala, I just don’t know where he plays in our team. He’s not a striker who occupies that furthest advanced position, he’s not a pure winger, and we will probably deploy Nkunku in the #10 area if I had to predict. I guess if we used Nkunku as the central striker Dybala could play just behind him. A front 4 of ———————————Nkunku———————————- Mudryk———————-Dybala————————Sterling is packed with unbelievable pace and technical ability, it must be said. I like the look of that attack.

Man, we STILL appear no closer to signing a midfielder. 🤦‍♂️

Jeez, I didn’t realize Dybala is nearly 30. Feels like he’s been around forever but I figured he was still like 25 or something.

Another day, another report about us signing some teenager for millions of pounds. This time it’s a kid from Everton. We’re going to spend like £100m on kids at this rate and have enough of them to build 5 youth teams, ffs.

Probably, but UCL or no UCL he’d still be playing in some of the biggest matches against some of the best teams in the world most weeks. And with him in the team we’d be straight back into the UCL next season. Not like he’s 30 years old and may only have one or two more chances to win the UCL. One season out of the competition when he could then go on to play in it for 15 more years is nothing.

I know the chances of success are surely 0%, but PSG’s President has once again today stated strongly that if Mbappe doesn’t extend his contract within the next couple of weeks then they MUST sell him because they won’t lose him for free next summer. I’m not sure Real Madrid can realistically spend €150m or more this summer having already spend mega money on Bellingham and others. I don’t know if any other PL club would be mad enough to pay the money necessary. Perhaps if United gets their state owned takeover within the next week or two. So with this new money we’ve received from sales, why not put a crazy offer in to PSG and try to convince Mbappe? He knows and has worked under Poch, we have several of his French mates, and we could give him an ironclad clause in a short 3 year contract that if Real Madrid bid a set amount that he and the club agree to we’d let him go. He can come to the biggest league in the world and play on a proper stage for a couple of years and then still get his Real Madrid dream move in his prime mid to late 20’s years. If we are literally the only bid on the table and it’s €150m or lose him for free next season, PSG have to at least think about it, right?

Anything around £20m is a decent enough price for Pulisic. Like RLC, he’ll do well for Milan if he can stay fit. Which we all know he won’t for long so it’s right that we sell.

Like I said in the transfer thread days ago, I don’t really feel anything about Mase leaving. He was such a complete non-factor last season that it already felt like he wasn’t here. If he were coming off of a fantastic season I’d be livid but he’s not. I felt more emotion seeing Havertz and Kova go.

Colwill for me is a Reece James level prospect. Someone who can become one of the best in the world at his position if given a starting role. If we even considered selling him, much less to a rival we’ll be competing with, then we may as well shut down the academy. It would be unforgivable.

Believe me, I really like Dybala as a player just like I really liked Felix. But for me he needs to play together with a proper #9nrather than actually being the striker leading the line, right? He and Tammy link up really well at Roma. Similar to his fellow Argentine Lautaro who we’re also linked with of course.

Dybala feels like a mirror of Joao Felix. Classy footballer, nice and tidy, but won’t actually score many goals for us.

It’s the same update every 3 days or so from either Fabrizio or Ben Jacobs. “Clubs are talking, personal terms were long since agreed.” Getting boring now.

We’ve now received all the big fees for want away players that we’ll get. Anyone else we move on now will be pretty insignificant. So there shouldn’t be any reason at all that we don’t kick into gear with incomings this week. In terms of senior midfielders with who are ready to start day 1 against Liverpool we have only Enzo. Our midfield is essentially nonexistent as of this moment. With an absolute mountain of cash in the bank from sales I don’t know why we haven’t gone and got some of these easier deals done while we’re hashing things out with Caicedo. Cherki, Veiga, Wirtz…these guys could all be sewn up pretty easily if we move decisively. Really don’t get what we’re waiting for.

Super high level loans for Santos and Casadei would be amazing. So long as they actually play, that is. Can’t afford to send more youngsters out who rot on the bench and waste a year.

Not sure I can stomach seeing his slow, lazy ass in a Chelsea shirt again, tbh.

Wonder what we’re gonna do with Ian Maatsen. He’s really, really promising and PL ready after that impressive spell with Burnley. But the pathway at LB is completely blocked and we already have a headache with Chilly, Cucu, and Hall in his way. He 100% has the look of a youth product we’d regret selling a couple years from now so I’m thinking the best thing to do is to loan him to another PL team (back to Burnley preferably) and then sell Cucu next summer if he doesn’t dramatically improve this season.

That wonder kid Arda Guler is going to Real Madrid now rather than Barca as had been reported in recent days. He looks like an unreal talent and definitely seemed destined for one of the Spanish giants, but I’m getting Odegaard vibes from this move. Feels like too big of a step too early and he’d have benefited from going to a club at a slightly lower level. I can see him at a PL side in a couple of years after he doesn’t get the playing time he had hoped.

Have a sneaking suspicion that the club will announce a new signing timed shortly after Mount is announced as departing. Get the fans that are upset about that move feeling better straight away. Surely Caicedo happens this week.

I think Enzo Le Fée looks more impressive in videos than Veiga, personally.

Lyon are apparently about to be in a world of trouble financially. If the rumor about Cherki is true, we could probably get him quite easily.

He’s MUCH more creative than Havertz. Really, the only similarity between the two is that they’re German. Totally different players.

We haven’t been. But Poch’s best Spuds team had prime Eriksen running the show in that area of the pitch. Perhaps he’d want to play a 4-3-3/4-2-3-1 with a more traditional playmaker here.