Pizy

Soft lobbed cross with 2 CB’s and a massive keeper and we still concede. With their very first attack.

How much I now care about Kova leaving depends on the midfielder we bring in. If we get a top player in then I’m fine seeing him walk. Love him, think he’s brilliant when in form. But if we can get Lavia or Rice I think it’s a situation like Jorginho/Enzo where we’re getting a long term upgrade. Like J5 it be annoying seeing him at a domestic rival but it’s not like he a match winner or gigantic difference maker who will haunt us like a striker or creative player.

Villa are flying and on the up. They’ll be thinking to themselves that they can pull a Newcastle next season and push for top 4. Zero chance they’d sell their star keeper who is a massive fan favorite. Martinez himself had some quotes I saw on Twitter in last week or two about how much he loved Villa and wasn’t thinking about leaving.

It’s weird, when Mané first left Liverpool fans were seemingly okay with it because he wasn’t pulling up trees towards the end of his time there. But during those months earlier in the season when Liverpool were down in the mud struggling with us I saw a lot of those same fans blaming the lack of Mané’s killer mentality and aggression for their woes. He does seem like the kind of guy that has accomplished everything and doesn’t really have the fire anymore. Probably best to avoid.

Nearly 3-0 down in 15 minutes. Milan are dogshit. Either City or Madrid beats these sides 4 or 5-0 in the final. Unless Pep pulls a Pep and chokes at a historic level.

Seeing this shit Milan team who we destroyed in the last 4 is kind of gutting, tbh. Look at them….they’re awful! If we hadn’t imploded this season we could’ve done some damage in the CL again.

I can’t really picture Mané playing anywhere else given the personnel we will already have. I expect much better and bigger things for Mudryk under a proper coach with a proper team structure next season. So with him and Sterling that left side where Mané played for Liverpool is covered. The #10 area is also crowded. So if the rumors are even true I guess he could be a fallback option as the striker if we can’t get a proper #9? I kind of have a bad feeling that we will once again see Lukaku in a Chelsea shirt. 😩 Trying to pry Osimhen out of De Laurentiis’ s hands will be the fight of the century. And I don’t think we could afford the £150m or whatever for him anyways. Levy would be forced into hiding for the rest of his life if he sold us Kane. Ivan Toney is a big risk stepping up into such a pressurized situation as the “savior” of Chelsea’s striker woes. There really aren’t many obvious targets. So Mané could be a short term solution perhaps? Who knows…

Lavia, striker, keeper. That’s all we need. We CANNOT go into another season with Kepa as the #1. The Mané rumors are intriguing. I just wonder how motivated he still is these days at his age. You can 100% picture Poch loving him in his team. I’m not expecting us to go crazy in the window again in terms of overall spend. We can get a great new midfielder like Lavia for a decent fee. It doesn’t need to be a £100m player like Rice to significantly upgrade. Likewise with a new keeper. Our biggest spend has to be on getting the right striker and the bulk of our budget needs to go there.

So are we mathematically safe now? Haven’t been paying attention.

Levy would die before selling their greatest ever PL player to us. Not when the Spuds fans are already calling for his head. He’d never be able to show his face at that stadium again if he sold us Kane and saw us hire Poch who many of their supporters want back.

If they get their midfield overhaul right this summer they’ll be right back up there challenging for the league, sadly. All the hopes of their “era/cycle” of coming to a flaming end turned out to just be a patch of horrible form.

With our remaining fixtures we are in real, legitimate relegation danger. We may very well lose every single remaining match. In fact all of our remaining opponents will be HEAVY favorites to beat us and with good reason. We better pray that those down at the bottom also drop a bunch of points. E cause we ain’t wining any.

Chelsea player gets the ball, swarmed AGAIN by 3 Brighton players, boom goal. I’m done for the year. See y’all in the summer.

LOOK AT THOSE MATCH STATS! 70-30 possession, 20 attempts to 3. At home! To Brighton! This is how shocking we are now. Literally a relegation level side. No exaggerating. We are one of the 3 worse side in the PL currently.

Everyone on the pitch other than Enzo was a 1 out of 10 today.

Literally getting bullied off the pitch! They’re destroying us both physically AND technically! Meanwhile, Pulisic and Sterling can’t even control a football.

Picking up right where we left off. Brighton swarming and bossing us.

Lowest level I’ve seen from a Chelsea side in recent memory. Every opponent comes up against us and confidently plays us off the park. Big clubs, small clubs, doesn’t matter. We play possibly the most unwatchable football in the league. This team needs a neurotic, obsessive coach who whips them into shape.

Wish we could simulate the rest of the season and be on to a new coach. This is unwatchable.

Whenever a Chelsea player gets the ball 2 or 3 Brighton players instantly swarm them and win the ball back. Like an adult taking a toy from a small child. And now they finally get what they’ve fully deserved. Shocking defending again.

Does our team even train shape, positioning, and possession? This looks like 11 men vs 10.

They are absolutely carving us apart. This is worse than Madrid the other day!

Mitoma looks exactly like the player we thought we were getting with Mudryk. Get the ball over and over and over again on the left wing and aggressively sprinting at defenders. If/when he ever gets his confidence back this is what we need from him. This looks like a top table side against a traditional relegation fodder side. That’s how much better Brighton are than this current Chelsea.

Have Sterling or Pulisic has ONE touch in 20 minutes?

Chalobah continues to make schoolboy error after schoolboy error whenever he’s 1v1 with someone. Not Chelsea starting quality at all.