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He could shag anyone he wants. Including me.

If I walked in on Mourinho fucking my future wife I'd apologize and go and make him a cup of tea. Absolutely love that man

I've hear of 2 of those teams as well... looking forward to the Premier League fixtures. 8 days to go

I think Alex probably has his ban hammer at the ready...

i don't get it? What's funny about it?

He also has the problem of being a monumentally arrogant shitstick the times that I've encountered him on Twitter

Looks like Real Madrid have the same stupid line on the back of their new home kit as what we have on ours.

Hacking dead people's phones among other things...

He mentioned that Zidane wore number 10 and Zidane is French so he must be hinting at a move to PSG because they are based in Paris and Paris is the capital of France. Zidane also played for Real Madrid so that shows that he wants to move to Real Madrid. Expect to see something along those lines in the Daily Star or Mirror tomorrow morning.

I feel like such a pathetic little shit but I'm actually crying :/

Let's burn his shirt Liverpool style

Oh come on!? He's 36, he's been in decline for the last 3 seasons and could still have a career as a starter in America. He's been here 13 years and would most likely hardly play next season, what's wrong with prolonging your career by another season or two in a great city? Are you also implying Terry is more loyal because he signed a new 1 year deal and Lampard didn't? Oh please! Terry probably signed because he will actually have a part to play next year. Lamps would have a minimal role. And of course he'd still have a statue and everything. It won't reduce his legendary status one bit if he leaves. Osgood didn't spend his whole career at Chelsea, Drogba moved on etc. I love Lamps and will do forever. He's our greatest ever player but unfortunately he has inevitably declined with age and now has very little to offer. Him leaving would be in the interest not only of the club but Lampard himself in extending his career.

Rumours that the club are organising a testimonial for him against Bolton this summer

He'd better be getting a phat old testimonial

I really, really dislike Real Madrid. Club is arrogance personified. (Well Done Carlo though, true gent of a man)

Do you reckon we could squeeze Marko Marin into Luiz's suitcase?

He didn't remove Chelsea FC from his bio, it was photoshopped. Anyway, Neymar did that a few weeks ago, doesn't mean he's leaving Barca

I say we stick in a £40m bid for Pogba first thing tomorrow morning and then bid £10m for Lee Cattermole just for a laugh

We'll still be playing Stevie Gerrard ahead of any of them in the 2022 World Cup

Term X I really doubt City fans will care at all. It's a training kit! And on training gear being the same colour as a team's kit during a match, we've had blue training kits at home before and hasn't been a problem, had white and black ones against teams wearing black or white away kits

isn't Ake now home grown for next season?

Has anyone ever told Nick Clegg that he's a monumental prick?

Oh I'll miss Tim. Absolute braindead man but a good laugh. Was the kind of guy who would have dropped Ledley King from the starting XI for his own testimonial

Will there be a 2014 World Cup subforum like there was for Euro 2012? It makes the babes thread easier to find...

Next season will be his season, I'm sure. It isn't his fault he doesn't get the service. Hazard has been shit all season. Torres would have banged in 30+ goals this season if hazard was any good. All the haters can fuck off, they're just jealous that Torres is so handsome and good at football. Don't see you all criticising Demba Ba, who is horseshit compared to Nando. Wait until next season when he's our number 1 striker and scoring for fun in every game, you'll all look stupid then! #IloveyouFT9 #elniñoisback