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Come back when you've won the one with the big ears and then we'll talk. 1-6 in your own back yard? Tragic.

Ban the cunts from the competition. Nothing but trouble why the fuck are these morons allowed to compete? At the very least Chelsea should ban away fans from the return leg at Stamford Bridge. Absolute fucking scum, told you

Agreed. Absolutely vile some of the stuff they've been saying this evening.

Classy bunch on Twitter offering to meet our travelling fans at the airport for a fight, telling them they will kill them and rape their families and laughing at the fact they killed 2 Leeds fans. Proper, proper scum.

Shitting a brick right here...

Clearly I was referring to the whole Turkish nation when I spoke about Galatasaray.

Martinez moaning that we used 'dirty tricks' to win the game. Bit rich coming from the team that faked an injury while we were on the attack, time wasted at the majority of their goal kicks and moved the ball forwards about 4 yards every time they got a free kick

He'll be a huge miss for us in the Champions League

do these mongs Chelsea. Pricks have been vandalizing the areas around Stamford Bridge with their shit graffiti saying 'Think twice about going to Istanbul' and 'Be afraid, Gala are coming', 'Gala hooligans'. Absolute bunch of mongs.

Still absolutely buzzing off this, brilliant way to win it. Don't think Stamford Bridge has gone so mad celebrating a goal like that since Torres vs City and Drogba vs Barca before that. We really ground that result out and it is good that we are showing we can do that because we dropped too many points from similar positions last season. Obviously we need to improve, but Everton are a very good and well-organized side, I expect us to be far better against Fulham next week. On a final note, John Terry you sir are brilliant. Even if he hadn't scored he still would have been my man of the match. Its like watching him back in 2005/06- just unstoppable and so solid. Shows what the Fat Spanish Waiter knows by benching him last season. He won absolutely everything and most important of all was that goal. Mourinho might be 'one of us' but this guy really, really is. He absolutely loves this club like the fans. We could spend millions on the best centre back in the world but we wouldn't get from them what we get from JT and Lamps week in week out. Superb.

40 000 fans and the stadium announcer call him Dave. I don't think he gives 2 shits tbh

Absolute scenes when that went in. We were shit but I couldn't care less, if we win every game 1-0 like that until the end of the season I'll be happy as Larry. JT YOU BEAUTY!!!

Says the person who said Salah should be sold in the summer and that we only signed him because he scored against us. I think you'll find 95% of my posts are on topic.

I laid the bait and I caught a whopper!

Jose being well-dressed > On pitch results

We should play Torres. He's just been in bad form for 3 years. Everyone has patches like that, he's clearly better than Samuel Eto'o.

1-0 down with 10 men against Barca in the first leg of the last 16 at home? Lets be honest, it isn't quite being 2-0 with 10 men for 75 minutes in the second leg of a semi final away from home at the Nou Camp with two full backs playing at centre back... City have no hope in this game, imagine being that poor team at the Nou Camp...

Yes I'm sure that's exactly why we signed him. Posts like this are prime examples of why I can't be bothered to visit the forum as much these days.

At least you gave him time and haven't judged him on about 30 minutes of football...

I went to every home game and about half our domestic away games last season. I agree with didierforever. I think Torres is pants. Because I have been to so many games does that make my opinion valid? EDIT: This 'I have been to Stamford Bridge so my opinion means more' is the absolute height of toolish behaviour.

so what if he won the corner, its part of his job. Why do we not give Ramires loads of praise and speak of one of his Chelsea career highlights as winning the corner that lead to the corner Ivanovic scored from against Benfica? Its such a minor part of being a footballer and something you expect him to do. That goal was stupidly lucky. He lost the ball trying to dribble his way out of danger instead of clearing it. The ref could have then given a penalty for Ashley Cole's hand ball. Instead of continuing to help defend, Torres continued jogging up to the half way line. Luckily he scored as a result but it was fortunate. The Europa League goals were mostly against pub teams like Rubin Kazan and Steaua Bucharest. I'd expect him to do well against them.

We had a master tactician in charge for that game last season, the real 'Special one' you might say...

City fans can do one accusing us of everything under the Sun on twitter this evening. So far I've seen us blamed for Interrupting the minute's silenceThrowing bricks outside the groundFighting stewardsBeing racist to stewardsBottling and stabbing 2 City fans outside the groundSmashing up their stadiumOh and apparently the aggro at full time was completely our fault Almost all of these have been proved false through the course of the evening. Looking to cause problems. At least we were good before Abramovich, unlike them.

that's the same Piers Morgan who was saying he wished he had Mourinho as Arsenal manager instead of Wenger. Keep dreaming you phone hacking wanker

Couldn't stand Liverpool winning the league. That cuntrocket Rodgers is already so far up his own arse that he's ingesting stomach acid.