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Kevin where do you get your ketamine from?

Where's the invasion of Atletico fans?

57 000 in the Nou Camp tonight. If I've calculated correctly that means 41 000 empty seats. Shit supporters.

A lot of people are saying it is Aston Villa

Yes I was from my seat in the Shed Upper. I probably do need to watch those games sometimes. I've been to every home game and 12 away games but I face away from the pitch so I never see any of the action.

In hindsight what he and Rui Faria did yesterday really wasn't clever at all. I'm expecting Mourinho to get a possible touchline ban as this is the second offence of his this season (although the Villa one was a load of bollocks) especially as he directly questioned the competency of the FA and Mike Riley. Faria was just pretty childish to be honest. There is a right and wrong way to show passion and that was certainly the wrong way. If Wenger, Rodgers, Moyes did that we'd probably be calling it disgraceful.

There were if we bid enough. Cavani, Lewandowski, Jackson Martinez, Falcao...

Can't believe a team with Johnson, Skrtel, Flanagan, Sterling and Allan in their starting XI is going to win the league. Absolute joke, almost as bad as their team that somehow won the 2005 Champions League. Anyway, I'm confident that with a striker next season we can win the league. It will feel so much better if we do it next year after the pain of yesterday IMO.

And let's hope the club terminate azpilicueta's contract for making a mistake today too...

Clever of him to land himself a probable 3 game ban at the back end of the season when we were in a title race and have a chance of winning the Champions League. Will work brilliantly not having him for league games and Matic for Champions League games, although after today's performance I'm wondering if we'd be at an advantage with 10 men minus ramires. Give yourself a big pat on the back, Rami.

That doesn't annoy me, it's the clowns who seem to think we would win 5-0 because 'Sunderland are shit'

Why do we water the pitch at half time in the half we will be defending in the second half SO much?

Some people never learn. Thought this would be easy 5-0? Ramires was horse shit, the rest just shit. Absolutely gutted

Fair play to them. Gourlay you're turning your life and popularity around

Didn't everyone say that before our game against Man City? Mohammed Salah, Ramires, Andre Schurrle, Eden Hazard. I'm just going to leave those names there. The same way we did when we played them at home- with relative ease. This is a side which has conceded only 5 league goals in 2014, Mr Parker. Couldn't agree more. It isn't like he's been one of the best centre-backs in the league this season is it? Anyone know if he's let Suarez out his back pocket yet from the game at Stamford Bridge earlier this season? And it's delivered him 7 league titles in 4 different countries, 2 Champions Leagues, a UEFA Cup and a further 9 domestic honours. Paul Parker meanwhile spent the majority of his career on a treatment table or the substitutes bench at Old Trafford or the Baseball Ground. He now writes ludicrous shit like this article for a living from a basement and wanks into a sock.

He's played there before in the last 10 minutes of games sometimes but he always looks very awkward having to use his left foot more often. When he did get forward his left foot crossing was terrible so he often tried to cut back onto his right foot which slowed the attack

Yeah ok

U wot m8?

Looking at the last day of the season we will be in the worst position having to play away at a team potentially battling relegation on the final day. Liverpool and City at home to Newcastle and West Ham respectively with both teams unlikely to have anything to play for. Used a predictor website with what I think will realistically be the outcome: 1st Man City 88pts 2nd Liverpool 87pts 3rd Chelsea 85pts 4th Arsenal 77pts 5th Everton 76pts 6th Man United 69pts 7th Spurs 68pts 17th Fulham 36pts 18th Norwich 33pts 19th Cardiff 30pts 20th Sunderland 29pts

means nothing when you move to Sp*rs, kiss their badge in front of our fans and talk shit about us in the media

Assuming we will drop points because everyone is saying it will be an easy win. Anyway, want us to do them because Poyet is a Tottenham badge-kissing arsehole.

First hangover after a night out as an adult. Nice.

DEMOCRACY!!!!

Cap must be turning in his grave at the state of the pub these days

If I download stuff from youtube (like vevo music and shit) using a youtube to mp3 converter will my internet get cut off?