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Hate those scouse twats. Have always been so lucky against us. Hopefully we will smash them and get Aldershot in the next round

If we are from all around the world why not see if we can compete in that tournament for supporter clubs at Cobham in the summer?

Left wing back. Im like most modern day full backs: Shit at defending and better going forward. I play as a winger for some games because our other winger is quite slow and I am much quicker. I have been known to play centre-back (where I played when I first started playing football) and centre-mid

I will admit now that I bought one of those last year but as a joke. It was a present for someone in my class at school who does not have a neck. His head is practically stuck onto the top of his chest.

Sorry to sound a bit of a pessimist but that was our B side which only just beat Fulham's B side. Is our youth really that great?

Cech Bosingwa Terry Luiz Cole Romeu Meireles Ramires Mata Torres Anelka

After last nights performance I'd say that he is more or less world class

Bertrand: Played very well I thought. Was always looking a threat down the left side and did well in defence too. Romeu: This guy looks very good. Made 2 great tackles in our own penalty area in the first half, looks unbelievably calm on the ball, great at passing too. Looks like an excellent all round midfielder. McEachran: Excellent again. Always looked a threat going forward. Was unlucky not to have scored in the first half, passing was brilliant as ever and he seems to have developed some very quick feet which he used to his advantage Sturridge: Nothing special at all. Crossing let him down time after time, did not get too involved much. He does have an irritating habit of shooting from range when a clear pass is available (rather like Malouda). Lukaku: I am on the fence with this guy. On one hand his crossing was the worst I have ever seen (no exaggeration), he did not look fit enough as well. On the other hand, our game plan seemed to revolve around lumping it up to an 18 year old with pressure on him being tipped as the new Drogba. He is quickly closed down by the Fulham defenders and most times loses the ball because Kalou, Sturridge and Malouda did not support him quick enough

Cech Ferreira Ivanovic Luiz Bertrand Mikel Romeu McEachran Anelka Sturridge Lukaku

Real Vallecano have started quite well. Granada, Gijon and Getafe are my favourites for relegation

Cole was up against Nani who is in the form of his life. It has always been clear that Cole and Bosingwa are not great defenders but offer a lot going forward. We have not really seen much of Bertrand in a Chelsea shirt so it is difficult to judge him much (particularly against Birmingham in April who lets be honest are hardly a threat down the wings) I rate Bertrand a lot higher than Van Aanholt though who cannot defend to save his life. We should give him a full 90 against Fulham midweek and maybe the last 10 or so against Swansea depending on the score

:goodpost: or we could defend him when he gets through on goal from Anderson for not getting good enough service from midfield

what the fuck ramires!

Adele album for my mum as a birthday present

How about good old fashioned parking the bus?

I would play a 4-1-3-2 with these players: Cech- picks itself really Bosingwa- I know people say he will get caught on the counter attack but if AVB gives him a telling to before the game to stay back then he is probably our only defender who can keep up with Ashley Young or Nani. Terry- picks itself Alex- He was our best player against Man U at Old Trafford last season, making several important tackles and a great off the line clearance. I do not trust David Luiz not to do something stupid at the moment Cole- Pacey enough to keep up with Young and Nani and offers us options when going forward Mikel- I think he could win us the match if he plays well. In the middle of the pitch he can man mark Rooney and also help the full backs to close down Young and Nani quickly because they will be the supply to Rooney. Basically his job is to keep Rooney quiet as he has done with several top class players Malouda- Like Alex, he played very well against Man U last season. Usually plays better without Torres on the pitch. Ramires- Doing his box to box thing will be vital. Helping Mikel contain United's midfield would be his main job but also to offer something in the last third for us too. He should keep Anderson out the game without many problems Meireles- Would offer some much-needed creativity which will be vital when we get our chances instead of Lampard being wasteful Mata- I would put Mata just behind the main striker. This is because his quick feet would show Vidic up for the average defender that he really is. If that fails just a stepover would leave Ratboy Evans on the floor. Could appear on both wings as well to show up Sunday League Smalling too. Sturridge could do a similar job too. Lukaku- Lets be honest he is a tank. Would flatten Evans into the turf (or Vidic). Could be like Drogba helping out the defence at corners too due to his physical presence. Subs: Lampard Hilario Sturridge Ivanovic Anelka McEachran Torres

Right as we all think Man United are so great lets look at their first few games: Manchester City 2-3 Manchester United De Gea has an absolute shocker. Man U's only top class opposition this season Only won due to a defensive mix up in the last minute West Brom 1-2 Manchester United De Gea has a shocker..again The goal came from a fortunate own goal Man U 3-0 Spurs Luka Modric does not play Tottenham had to play average players like Walker and Livermore Tottenham had a game the next Thursday Man U 8-2 Arsenal Very average defence in front of Szychexvengishny The penalty from Van Persie in the first half could have changed the game Arsenal gave them far too much time on the ball. Villas Boas will not allow us to do this Bolton 0-5 Man U A few of the goals they scored were rebounds into an open goal after an initial save. We won 0-4 there last season and nothing was made of that Bolton gave up after 20 seconds Benfica 1-1 Man U Giggs goal gets them out of jail Benfica (who are nothing special) were just as goo as them Obviously I am not saying that their start is entirely down to luck but it has not been incredible. They have only played City in a friendly and when they played Spurs it was a team without any ideas and playing at a very slow tempo. We won our first few games last season 6-0, 0-6, 2-0, 4-1, 4-0 or something similar and look what happened to us by November. United usually start slowly so it could be the opposite of that this season and they may struggle later on. We have a far better defence than the other teams that Man U have played this season

He is only young so he has time to iron out the rubbish marking and silly tackles. Experience will help with that too. However, he does seem to have a sort of 'immature' nature to him so you never know he may always be making stupid tackles.

I would eat my lips if he signed for us

and wash it off in the shower that evening

Happy Birthday

Ron Gourlay has been on a London-wide tour today to promote his increased ticket prices. Here he was in Kew Gardens earlier today BUY MY TICKETS!!!! He says

The day Gourlay does that will be the day hell freezes over By the way, do you know how ST holders get loyalty points because none have been added for me so far. Thanks

I took ID and a copy of the receipt (confirmation email)

Ramires?