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if the drastic fall in attendance means less time in the virtual waiting room for tickets then im all for it

I go to uni with his daughter's ex. #justsayin

He's just trying desperately hard to stay relevant as one of football's top managers bless him.

We should get Malouda back as well

Hope we hang the 'One of Us' banner upside down or change it to 'One of them' when we play Yernited at home

It was a requirement from Sport England that it can easily be converted back into athletics mode as and when they need it. The architects were not left with much choice due to the angle of seating needing to be different between football and athletics. The cheapest way of doing it was the shitty retractable seating in the photo

Deleted his twitter account after abuse from him missing chances today apparently. I really do despair of this club's supporters sometimes

Black armbands and a minute's silence vs West Ham in memory of Papy

I can't even say that If I could tell everyone I would. I work for an architecture practice who is involved in the project and the person on the desk next to me is working on Stamford Bridge but if I reveal stuff about it I could lose my job

I know stuff about what is going on but I'm not allowed to tell anyone

Scenes when he sings the Willian song or John Terry has won the double at his first press conference

Pep is in for the shock of his life when Big Sam and his hoofball rock up to the Etihad on the first day of the season

Read somewhere we were demanding £7m but I'm not sure if that was the final figure

Jose Moutinho and Ryan Greggs

Personal terms agreed with Manchester United Football Club. But keep telling yourselves he loves us, is one of us and is a fan of the club just like us. Obviously I don't want anything bad to happen to him on a personal, human level but I hope he fails miserably and leaves United in a bigger mess than his petulant attitude left us at Chelsea. Although he'll have funds at United I expect city will have more and already have a superior squad (and coach). Yes he will get United back to winning trophies but it wouldn't surprise me if that is outweighed in the long term by the damage he does to the dressing room and young players they have. I'm not going to wish him good luck. He's managing a rival and trying to beat us. He's opposition.