steve5221

We could always get one of those mission impossible movies masks and mould Kalou's face onto Sturridges body for the match

I would prefer Hazard to......More of a central player while Mata is wide....we have cover for both wings over the course of a season with Lukaka and Malouda left and Sturrudge and Kakuta right if we fail to get a winger.....

Dont see AVB dropping Lampard after 1 game......If he does not drop 1 or both of Kalou and Malouda then that is a concern.

Improved players under AVB = Torres, Bosingwa, Anelka, Mikel, Mcearchan, Alex Players staying at the same level = Ramires, Drogba, Cole, Terry, Lampard, Cech, Ivanovic, Sturridge Players going backwards = Kalou, Malouda

AVB will show us how much steel he has for his next match selection. Will he drop both Kalou and Malouda, as a sign to the others that performances like thiers against Stoke will not be tolerated????

or Neymar.....

Or 4 "goals", disallowed goals v Man U and West Brom that both should of stood. The £50 million price tag for Torres is not correct either. He has earned the club at least £25 million in revenue from shirt sales worldwide since he signed for us....

And Bruma.....

He should but don't be surprised if him or Van Aaholt are loaned out at some stage this season. Espcially if Zhikov stays at the club..

Our official website will probably report this at the end of the season!!

All the England U21 players got extended time off after the tournement, that's why no bertrand.

I would imagine the charasmatic Di matteo will be used to conduct most post match interviews. Don't think AVB will even put himself in a position to take the bait from some twat interviewer when we have a bad result (like they used to do with Ancellotti)...

Not that I Speak italian, but if you google Parma FC and go onto thier official site they have an interview with him complete with picture.....

Agree to a certain extent. I think Bertrand, Kakuta, McEachean and Bruma are good enough to be in our squad. Don't think Cork or Van Aaholt is. If Cork had the ability why has no PL club shown an interest in him??.

And while im at it, it also still has Paul Clement as assistant manager!!!!!

Borini is still on our website as a player, with no mention of his move. If you go on the Parma website, they have an article with him and a picture holding the Parma flag. Seriously who maintains our offical website!!!!!!!!!

I think this could be a good appointment for us. He has been at the club awhile now and knows the setup. I like the wording of his statements and he appears an intelligent man. What I like most about the appointment is that this could give us an advantage in attracting young African talent given his nationality and if you look at alot of the kids coming through our academy now from England they are of African descent. What with the lack of black senior figures at football clubs he could be someone for these kids to look up to. Also how well did Arsensen really do in his time at the club??, how many first team players did he produce with all the investment he made??. I don't think he will do a worse job than Arnesen at the very least...

Peter Crouch Alec Stewart Graham Thorpe Johnny Vaughan

I would imagine that it would have been a glass of fine red rather than a pint to.....

Our website is proper shite......still offically has Clement, English and O Driscoll at the club when everywhere else has reported they have gone. Also no news on who the new reserve team manager(McGivern??) will be and no news on what Emenalo's role will be.....have not even bothered to add the two new guys either...... It also has NEVER offically said if Bosingwa was given an extension to his contract which is due to expire tomorrow....

Has thier been anything official on Clement, English and O Driscoll leaving???.......Also what is the deal with Mick McGiven??

Apparently Mick Mcgiven is earmarked for a promotion as AVB likes him. Would make sense to have him as the assistant instead of Clement as the young/old combo would work better....

I don't think they will as his name was not on the premier league list of players released this summer....