Madmax

and not just his arse, either.

Must admit, never seen a bus that scores goals. Must be a special one.

Remember it, 'The manager of Chelsea is Jose Mourinho, NOT Jamie Redknapp'.

Nahh we'll do them.

They only understand respect when they're begging for it for people who died 25 years ago. "The harder I work, the luckier I get." - Some old fart called Thomas Jefferson.

Hahaha the number of retweets on my TL right now of Liverpool fans wishing death upon Mourinho, Chelsea players, Chelsea players' kids, Chelsea fans ... #JFT96

Search his pockets for Suarez.

CHELSEA WE LOOOOVE YOU, THROUGH AND THROUUUGH WE LOVE YOU CHELSEA, YES. WE. DO. :blue scalf:

Real Sociedad also do that, but to a lesser extent since the last couple of decades. There's a really interesting article on the matter : http://afootballreport.com/post/11346805378/to-basque-or-not-to-basque

Arsenal getting close to the Double. FA cup and 4th place.

Mourinho in August, 2013 :

Why do Juve even need a CM? Marchisio, Vidal, Pogba, Pirlo.

What action?

Yes 4 games. Violent conduct is 3 games and they've added another probably because ... oh, he's just returned from a suspension for a similar reason.

What are you on about? Completely deserved. They guy doesn't have a brain. Mourinho's charge, though, is another matter. As is the consistency in these decisions, as already spoken about.

You guys should follow Jake Cohen on twitter. Regularly tweets about FFP. Also writes on WAGNH.

You'd make a tasty vegetable.

Don't really see anyone 'praising' him for the day before; some are stating it's unwise to judge him on playing one game against England's best - which is sensible, and others are casting doubts over his ability based on that one off game - which is hilarious.

If 35 goals with the (supposedly) 3rd best team in Spain is nothing in your book then I dread learning what your definition of 'something' sounds like.

Thighs as well.

Gotten used to not harbouring hopes for the Academy lads in terms of a future in Chelsea's first team but even so, if Baker doesn't make it I'll be crushed.

Like Kalou in Munich. Never forget #respect We'd have Mr T

Maureen. He told me he likes it when I call him that :heart:

You're correct but it shouldn't be an excuse to take him for granted. There should be several 'Dave is magnificent' posts after every game