Naked Mole Rat

That looks really warm.

So close, Piazon.

LMAO Benteke. Is that his 12th offside?

That's just beautiful.

Not bad for a first PL pass.

KAKA!

Hazard's screaming is chilling.

First of his four today. EDIT: Damn.

Jesus Christ, Torres.

Why is everyone calling Luiz's free kick a Ronaldo free kick? Luiz has obviously learned it from Drogba, and he's a lot more consistent than Ronaldo.

I really don't like seeing both Hazard and Moses on the pitch at the same time. They may be technically talented, but they're not the smartest players there are. They make some really odd decisions every now and then, and Mata isn't exactly a concentrated player either, which is why I want to see Oscar in the starting lineup.

Wow, that was a really good volley from Cahill.

Classy. Well played Luiz.

Passing has been sloppy to say the least.

What the fuck Cahill?

You have to say Torres is pretty good with his head.

Five at the back? Fuck.

Noted.

Yes, I'm just having a little fun in my masochistic fantasy as always.

What? No? There are no such thing as zombies. It was just a hideously mangled and disturbingly perverted squirtle who kidnapped me and bit my left arm off and chainsawed my other only to sew them back on except he's swapped the two, so I have a left right arm and a right left arm if you dig what I'm saying. He's been awfully kind for a fucking psychopath I have to admit, because he's lended me a laptop, and that's a very good thing because how else would I have learned that 'lended' is actually wrong, at least according to this autocorrect thing. One thing I wish he hadn't done is, well, there are a few things I wish he hadn't done, but anyway, he's sliced off a little chunk of flesh from my right thigh and started to fry it in a pan right as I'm watching. He has this sickening smile on his face as he stares into my soul, as if he's trying to tell me he'll feed me that piece of my own flesh. I hope I'm mistaken. I'm a vegetarian, you know. So, anyway, how's it going, Choulo?

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH THAT THING JUST BIT MY ARM OFF

Click where for the article?! WHERE?! I feel deceived.

OMG WHAT AN ATTENTION WHOREEE HE'S MONEY'S WORTH NOTHING!!!11 On a serious note, though, I see nothing wrong with letting people know that you're doing good things. A lot of people think that's a wrong thing to do, but you deserve recognition when you excel at something and the same should apply when you do the honourable.

This is just shocking. Your conviction is all assumptions, and convictions as strong as yours should be based on more than just assumptions. You stereotype the rich as cunts, but on what basis are you making that claim? Also, if you are correct, the movement in Germany you mentioned and support must be considered an attempt at what could have been one of the worst cases of limitations on civil liberty in the developed part of the world.

Yeah, there's a clear double standard. I've yet to read anything about Roman making any significant donations to charities, and if words got out, they'd appear here the first thing. Some things I've read about Roman have even suggested me that he might have a shady past during which he accumulated so much wealth. These things never get discussed. Besides, what these rich people do with their money is their business. A lot of people make a waste of their money just not to the extent some of these super rich guys do because obviously they can't. Does that mean they're all evil and deserve so much hatred? Do people have the responsibility to spend every penny they would otherwise spend on things that they don't actually 'need' to help others out? I mean it would be an honourable thing to stifle your desire for a new yacht or a phone to feed and protect the underprivileged, but is it such a terrible thing for people to spend their money solely for themselves that it's justified for some of us to wish harm on those people? Not to mention that there is little to suggest that this guy doesn't donate any (same with Roman, of course), and even if he's a complete hoarder, it doesn't necessarily mean he's being selfish because he's evil and wants the poor people to suffer, it could just mean he's really out of touch.