Naked Mole Rat

Did Evans really admit that? He wasn't so honest when he kicked Drogba two seasons ago.

Not sure Fergie would trust Clattenburg, yet. He made a huge mistake last season and has a lot to catch up with Webb, who has been very consistent for United, but I can see where you're coming from. Clattenburg definitely seems to have the right tools to make a good backup.

Clattenburg was clearly tripping. His decisions defied common sense, and I bet all he saw today was unicorns, dragons and neanderthals making babies and pooping rainbow all over the place. Good news is, he's now going on a permanent black list to join Chris Foy. That could be his final Premier League game, too, who knows.

How are Sunderland and Stoke City doing this? 6 draws in 8-9 matches?

Actually, yeah.

Terry to Valencia? That has to be the weirdest rumour I've ever heard.

Sturridge isn't that tall. Drogba's 189 cm.

Yes, I wanted to impress him badly. He should be, right?

Link?

My phone drowned in my piss. How fucking tragic. And I got some on my face as well.

Really frustrated. I'm starting to think I won't pass English, and I thought I'd escaped it for good when I got out of high school!

Can't answer the question without knowing what 'it' is.

Barely. He started against Wolves in the League Cup and played well and played off the bench once in the league, but that's about it.

Speaking of Walker, what an absolute retard he is. I've seen defenders get in trouble by trying to keep the ball in the way he did, but who does that while tussling for the ball with another player?

What's waxtap?

LOL Sassy fucker.

Gallas: involved in 5 goals, not even on the MOTM poll #justiceforwilliam

I thought Hazard's arrival would lead to a decrease in Mata's influence. How wrong was I... That was his fifth 9+/10 performance in a row. I don't recall any other Chelsea player having such a superb run. Malouda had a fabulous run under Ancelotti for a while, and Lampard had a massive run under Scolari, but neither came close to what he is doing now. How is he not in the Spain squad? Not that I'm complaining.

I'M RIGHT HERE!!! I've been super busy since September. These six courses are leaving me with practically no free time, and I've missed a lot, haven't I?

Did he get the call? That looks like a pretty shitty dive to me. 4/10 at best.

A+ on Math midterm

One thing I've always wondered about Malouda is how he became a winger instead of a central midfielder. His biggest strengths I believe were his intelligence and energy while his flaw as a winger was that he lacked both flair and dribbling technique. I think Malouda could have made a very good box-to-box midfielder who could also provide some serious goal threat, sort of like Lampard. I think his career in the top flight would have lasted longer, too, that way.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y0iIiXvjYdg Quick, before they take it down!

Invincible.

He's had a fine game and scored a goal, so I can't complain too much, but if he'd squandered half as many chances this season as he has, he'd have scored around 8 goals already. His game's definitely improved, though. He generally looks more lively now, makes better runs and is stronger on the ball.