Naked Mole Rat

So unprofessional from him today. He's got to stop with his petty revenges.

A great "quarter" more like. We've been dominated by Sunderland, a team sitting just above the relegation zone, after 20 minutes in. We're lucky we haven't conceded any yet. EDIT: Maybe not dominated, but we were still very poor.

That was a pretty sick penalty by Torres. Now, why doesn't he put away all the clear cut chances he gets like that?

I LOVE HULK~~~~~~~~~~~~~<3<3<3<3<3333<33333

Rafa led us to our CL exit. VILLAIN!

We're playing like real title contenders here.

Torres the shallow teen.

Is Luiz playing in the middle now?

manpe will never sing again.

He obviously used his deadly striker instinct to locate the puddle and deliberately used it in order to trick the three defenders...

Sneaky. Sneaky Mata.

Why does he always run into defenders like he means to?

That was dreadful. At least City haven't been that much better than us.

Awkward seeing Benitez on our bench. For some reason, I get a feeling he won't do so bad. Oh well.

What's wrong with that? Not only is that trivial, but also, just because he's our manager now doesn't mean he should start hating Liverpool. He spent a good deal of time there, and if he still feels attached to the club, how can you blame him?

Haha, brilliant.

No worries. He won't stay for long. We'll have our third manager of the season by March I'm sure.

That explains everything. He's traumatized. He must be nurtured back to his healthy mental state, and then, before you know it, he'll be back. Oh yeah.

On a second thought, I see what Roman is trying to do. Last year, he sacked AVB after setting us on the verge of going out of the CL, and his right-hand man, RDM, took over and won it for us. That's right, folks. Roman wants Steve Holland (I figure Eddie Newton will depart) to make us the first club to ever win the CL two years in a row. Of course, Holland will leave after he's job is done, but he will always live in our memory.

Starting with the Shakhtar game a month ago, which ended our 6-game winning streak (this was when we were 7-1-0 in the league), we had eight games. EIGHT! That was all it took for them to fire Robbie. Jesus Christ... Anyway, it looks like Pep Guardiola will be our new manager. Anyone other than Benitez will do, really, although I guess even Rafa the Magician can't do a whole lot of damage in half a year's time.

That's true, but I just checked the date of the match I was talking about, and it was November of 2010, only two years ago. Even though he has been declining for some time now, it's really surprising to see he's gone from someone who can produce something magical like that to someone who consistently misses on clear cut chances in just two years.

Yeah, he was no doubt a great player. He wasn't worth the money we paid Liverpool, especially considering the form he was in at that time, but he was nonetheless a magnificent player. I remember that time Torres scored two stunning goals against Cech for Liverpool at the Bridge (if I'm not wrong). The second one, the one he curled in from outside the box past Cech, who was rooted to the ground, especially, was one of the best finishing touches I had ever seen. He wasn't just a great finisher, he also had the audacity, which he's completely lost. Looking at how reluctant he is to take a shot, you have to wonder how quickly someone can turn so get so bad so fast.

Terry and Luiz. Terry inhibits Luiz from doing something retarded and Luiz makes up for Terry's lack of pace. The second best pair I believe is Cahill and Ivanovic.

I didn't watch the game, but I have to say, how did Cole, Ivanovic, Ramires, Oscar and Mata all get dropped when Torres started? Could it be that he will be dropped against Juventus?! Nah, I doubt it.

It happens to me all the time, too, and I use Chrome. I sometimes even get some weird symbols like ? > or something like that, I don't remember correctly, but like CHOULO19 said, no biggy.