Iggy Doonican

I wonder after she finished that bollocks did she say ''Fact''.

I can't mate but after the audience reaction i keep thinking of The Sound Of Silence ha ha.

I have the voice of an angel unfortunately that angel is Lucifer. About 20 years ago me and my mate were coming back from Chelsea and had a pint in a pub near Paddington station. The pub was full of Scandinavian tourists. So me and my mate completely pissed got up and sang on the Karaoke, usually it doesn't matter how shit of a singer you are someone will clap your mates or wife whoever. We sang and not one person clapped ha ha you could almost see the tumbleweed going slowly past. We got a sitting ovation!

Bloody hell i remember David Stride a left back i think. He only played a couple of times for us he made Graham Wilkins look like Ashley Cole

Sorry mate but that's too of a simplistic point of view. Everyone is alowed to critique there teams performance or style of play whether they support Chelsea or Crawley..

What you looking for son ?. Got a 90 minute D.V.D. of these 11 Frenchies who put there balls in a 18 yard box but shoot all over the place

No mate just anti twat. You honestly think me taking the piss out of American Sports is the same as you trying to justify the use of the word rape in context to a football match?

So have you ever heard the word rape used on a football pitch when you were growing up or standing in the Shed or Northstand no is the answer. Politically correct fuck off mate say your mum, daughter whatever asked you how you done in your darts match '' Brilliant love we fucking raped them''. Use words like rape in there proper context not in a meanigless pre season friendly football match.

Alan Pardew will not be invited back on the Match of the Day 2 sofa any time soon after he was yesterday forced to issue an unconditional apology for comparing a tackle by Chelsea's Michael Essien on Sunday to a rape. The former Reading, West Ham and Charlton manager was describing a challenge by Essien during Chelsea's 1-0 victory over Manchester City at Stamford Bridge on the BBC2 show. After the Ghana international clattered into City's striker Ched Evans, Pardew said: "He's a strong boy. He knocks him off." His fellow pundit Alan Hansen interjected to say, "he mauls him", before Pardew continued, "he absolutely rapes him". The comment was not spotted at the time by the host Adrian Chiles, Hansen or any of the programme's production staff who, it is understood, thought Pardew had said that Essien "rakes him". The battle for the BBC Read more But after receiving 35 complaints from members of the public the BBC yesterday issued a statement that read: "Alan Pardew apologises unconditionally for any offence caused by remarks he made in the Match of the Day 2 programme last night." The comments were condemned by women's groups. Lee Eggleston, the chairwoman of Rape Crisis England and Wales, said the term was "completely inappropriate". She said: "That something as serious as sexual assault has been misused to describe football is appalling. He has trivialised and undermined the seriousness of rape and anyone who has suffered sexual violence will rightly be angry." Pardew, whose most recent managerial appointment came to an abrupt end in November when he left Charlton, is not a regular guest on the programme and was called upon on Sunday only because the regular pundit Lee Dixon was ill. Although no decision has been made on whether to exclude Pardew permanently from the rota of ocassional pundits, insiders said it was safe to assume he would not be appearing on Match of the Day 2 for some time.

Well if you think it's ok to use the word rape in the context of a football match then fair enough. Sorry mate i'm a bit too old for emotions have you just sent me a selfie?

Sorry mate the use of the word rape and to put it into block capitals is uneccessary. The only person who ever used that was Alan Pardew and he had to apologise for it and rightly so. Football has a stupid venacular but rape is not used by the average ENGLISHMAN when discussing football. However for shit sports like Baseball and American Football it might well be.

Met him in a boozer in Camden with the lead singer of a shoe gazing band called Ride in the 90's before Oasis were massive. Got to say i lost respect when he went to Downing Street to meet Blair and released that self indulgent bollocks Be Here Now. Bit of a rock cliche to release an album about your cocaine problem.

Nicked your spliff !. Was it one of Noel Gallagher's high flying birds?. There a massive problem in Aberdeen they have hawks on the beach to scare the fuckers away.

I wouldn't trust Cuadrado to step up on to a treadmill without falling over.

I like Christiano Ronaldo but i also like Lionel Messi. But which one is better?

I got dive bombed by one of these fuckers at Great Yarmouth a couple of weeks ago.

You teach a thug that sort of training he'll be even worse. National Service according to my uncle was total bollocks he hated it though i'm sure there's loads who enjoyed it. What you have to remember that people who join the Army join because they want to and know what to expect. Chuck a thug in a boot camp for a couple of months would basically just be honing there thuggish instincts. This is obviously the British Army and will be different in Europe and the rest of the world.

Marseille ?. The old bill there are completely over the top.

These games are a commercial money making enterprise. The match is more or less immaterial and anyone who thinks these games carry any weight for what's going to happen during the season is frankly deluded.

What happened to the bloke was completely out of order BUT: I can't help thinking it's like one of those no win no fee ads you see all the time you know the type of thing. Just tried to get on the Metro and have been denied entry? Went home and and never gave it much thought?. Well Stop you could claim for thousands of pounds. Yes that's right thousands of pounds. All you need is some faux outrage from social media and you could become a cause celebre overnight that's right overnight. A nice bit of exaggeration about how a shove on in the chest has impacted on your life and the world's your Normandy oyster. Interested? Well then act straight away Monsieur just answer these questions ''How would you like your compensation to be paid Euro's or Sterling''?. Take your time have a tete a- tete with your translator. ''Fucking sterling mate when my book comes out all i'll be interested is in notes with her majesty's boat race on you mug''. NB: Compensation will only be paid if said incident is sent to the British Press rather then the French Media who frankly didn't care less at the time and still don't.

We played in the U.S. pre season a few years ago. Anyhow we were making a substitution and Zhirkov's coming on. I'm sure the P.A announcer dId it on purpose he said in a really strong American accent '' Coming on for Chelsea is no 11 Jerk Off. Cue 50.000 Yanks pissing themselves laughing.

I have to say i agree 100% with this. Surely these kids and there agents know that as soon as you sign for Chelsea there's the probability that you'll never kick a ball for us. It must be disheartening to have a huge life changing deal to play with a massive club when in reality you'll be spending it at a run of the mill Dutch club.

Bamford signing a new contract means Chelsea will have a stronger hand if he impresses at Palace. I can't see him ever kicking a ball for us he'll be gone in a season or two. That might be a cynical point of view but with our record with young players that's the only outcome i can see.

Don't know about that seeing as the Tory's are trying to destroy the B.B.C and. the N.H.S.. They also want to bring back fox hunting and systematically destroy the unions. The B.B.C. series The House of Cards as good as it was had two other parts to it. The second one To Play The King is to an extent overlooked. Michael Kitchen is basically playing Prince Charles minus the ears. He's a do gooder who frequently clashes with Urqhart's more or less fascist government. This was made in 1994 and is fiction but i'm sure Cameron saw this show and thought yes that's good enough for me. The rich wallowing in there greed and avarice while the rest of the country has fuck all and struggle to make ends meet.

I have no idea what this means Cosmic but that doesn't matter. Your becoming a cult figure on this forum.