Iggy Doonican

Keep away from our door

Ha ha yes she does i'm the sort of bloke who can light up a room just by leaving it.

Yes sorry about the spelling i know what a millstone is i've been married to one for 20 years!

This boring Chelsea tag is going to be a millstone around our necks for years to come. Arsenal had it for years under George Graham. Football is more then spending millions of pounds on some of the worlds best players and making them perform in a perfunctory manner. Football was called the beautiful game by Pele and yes its a results business but Chelsea have always played attacking football it's in our D.N.A. I think Chelsea fans have every right to criticize our style of football especially the Madrid and P.S.G. games where the formation was so inflexible. And when against P.S.G. your up against ten men and all the movement and ball retention was from the opposition. I've said it in another post but the one thing Mourinho care's about above everything else is to protect his legacy. It's ok playing negative football when your winning but if you start losing playing that style that's where the problems will arise and Mourinho will have to really show his tactical nous.

Funniest thing i've seen in ages brilliant

Compare yesterdays game to Liverpool away last season and there are some similarities. A point for us yesterday would have been acceptable, now last season a point for Liverpool against us would have been acceptable for them. But the one thing i feel is overlooked when Gerrard slips there is not a single Liverpool defender in sight and Ba has a free run on goal. Yesterday if Matic had slipped for example our defenders would have been on any United player instantly. Is that an example of Mourinho's nous and Rodgers inexperience possibly. So it's either play conservatively and win or play gung ho and lose.

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Bye bye Gerrard close the door on the way out

Yes an embarrassment a living endoresment

All that Mourinho is concerned about is Mourinho. His one aim is to protect his legacy and if anyone asks him an awkward question he'll just say look at my record. And in that respect you can't argue but when your the self proclaimed special one surely you have to at least attempt to play attacking football. 30% possession at home is a shocking statistic against a team who were ravaged with injury. Now fair enough you could argue that with just Drogba up front he had no option but i don't think if Costa or Remy had started it would been drastically different tactically. If Man U had taken an early lead through Rooney's chance what would have happened then?. Plan A out of the window what would have Plan B been hit it long to an octogenarian Drogba?. Thank God for Eden Hazard who has been a joy to watch and is carrying the team almost single- handed (hopefully) to the title. The fat lady hasn't sang but she's clearing her throat.

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Is it possible for someone to be so robotic a real charmless twat. He also has the biggest head i've ever seen it just about fits into the screen. The dugouts are pretty low at the bridge whoever was behind Van Gaal would have had a restricted view.

My biggest bugbear is he's good at tracking back. If you want something that's good at tracking buy a fucking bloodhound.

AAAAAAGGGGHHHH MULLET ALERT

Not if your hairstyle is anything like your avatar. Is that Fabregas photoshopped?

Cheers mate i will ha ha

No it ain't all they need is a photo of the trainers. Not everyone dresses like a tit. https://youtu.be/hzGvwsTPtPY

I went on this clothes website (ASOS) on the trainers section what you get is this. Every single pair some cunt wearing half mast jeans and no socks. Adidas Originals Superstar Trainers£65.00

I would like to moan about this sentence.

You should have told the peelers

More anti Chelsea shit in The Telegraph i can't be bothered posting the link. But at the bottom of the piece it says Do you know that Telegraph Sport has a Chelsea Facebook Page?. My answer is no i didn't but i'd rather stick knitting needles in my eyes then read it.

Nice one F.B. and about fucking time (sorry mate just starting how i mean to go on).

The real David Luis turned up last night as we all knew he would. The one thing that's pissing me off at the moment is that a player is good at tracking back. Was Suarez good at tracking back last night? no because he's allowed to play his natural game. Case in point is Oscar this is a kid who is capable of scoring goals like the one against Juventes. Look at him now he just runs about closing the opposition down and is a shadow of his former self. It's not in any Brazilians D.N.A. to play like that especially one who on his day is as skillful as he is. The same applies to Mata it's a scandal he was let go i don't give a shit how much money we got for him and why was we sold? because he was no good at fucking tracking back. If for arguements sake say that Willian was Mata's replacement then we spent 30 million pound on someone who's good at closing down but rarely beats his man and hardly ever scores. As for selling Schurrle and buying Cuadrado i've heard people saying the jury's out on Cuadrado no it ain't the jury reached a unanimous verdict straight away he's fucking useless. Cuadrado has about as much skill and finesse as Mickey Droy wearing stilettos and should be nicknamed Dandruff because he's so easy to brush off.

Want to hear a joke about construction? Nah, I'm still working on it...

Bristol City used to have a manager called Alan Dicks. The team were going through a bad run and without the slightest bit of irony the fans used to shout ''Dicks Out''.