Iggy Doonican

Q.P.R. the bumfluff of football. Shit ground like it's been built out of meccano (that won't mean much to a lot of people here ha ha ). And as for there fans well they never used to turn up to the Bridge in fact come to think of it they never used to turn up at Loftus Road either. They always bang on about how much they hate us but when we played them in the cup a few years ago 3,000 tickets were unsold absolute wankers. We would have snapped them up no problem.

Cuardado is not suited to English football. As soon as the Stoke player went in for him (probably a foul) he just thought fuck this and every time he got the ball he passed it straight back. Why oh why was Costa brought on he clearly wasn't fit. Charlie Adams scored a great goal but should have been sent off the dirty bastard. Really am not looking forward to next Sunday. I'm off to the pub i need a good drink after watching that

Just a cynical money earning misadventure. The Japanese would not pay mega dosh just to have Loftus Cheek, Ake, Solanke etc to turn out.

Just let the boys off the leash for once Mourinho if he does it should be a comfortable three points. But if our recent home performances are anything to go by this could be an extremely uncomfortable 90 minutes. Evening kick off so lets make some noise and give it to these perennial mid table tosspots.

Well to quote Back In The U.S.S.R. by The Beatles '' You Don't Know How Lucky You Are Boys'' you should have tried supporting Chelsea from 1972-1997.

Yes my mates 18 year old son is saving up for what he calls a footballers arm. Nothing wrong with the odd tattoo but having your whole body covered in them is bollocks.

I hated Meireles a millionaire yet i've seen Big Issue Sellers with more style. But i suppose living on Merseyside his rat boy style fitted in well.

I was dying to get on the pitch but i was with my old mans mate who said ''Your old fella will kill me if i let you go'' which was understandable but i was gutted.

John Dempsey's hair is a real work of art far superior to Bobby Charlton's piss poor scrape over. I wonder if John Dempsey ever done that Fonz thing from Happy Days looked in the mirror and thought '' Yes John you the man''. He must of used a ton of hairspray to keep that thing down he must have had the worse bed hair known to man.

Rumours are that there keeper wore glasses and there left back only had one arm.

Bang on my son bang on.

Yeah remember my first silk scarf that i had Eddie McCreadies blue and white army tied round the wrist. It's hard to equate the Shed and Stamford Bridge of then and now, different times but definitely different fans now.

I was at Borota's debut against the scousers very hairy in the Shed that day it was absolutely packed. Me and my mate got crushed to fuck only 13 at the time.

Pretty sure your wrong about Dimitri Kharine FB

Remember him scoring that 30 yard chip in the cup winners cup game. That was if memory serves the night that about 6 blokes becoming fathers for the first time. All through the game congratulations to John etc over the tannoy.. That's what i love about Chelsea fans we always get our priorities right.

Mind you the worse pundit is Steve Claridge. Apart from sounding a bit like Bernard Bresslaw he's a thick bloke who thinks he's clever. Fair play to Joey Barton (uber cunt) who said to him the other day on 5live '' That's why your an ex manager of Woking and he's a premier league manager''. Don't forget Claridge was hired and sacked by Millwall in pre season because they realised pretty quickly what a colossal twat he was.

Circle of cunts ha ha it's very apt it's like the shit version of the knights of the round table. Anyone else for this non illustrious gathering how about Robbie Savage though he's more of a twat then a cunt.

None of them come out of it well but what a fucking prick Karl Henry is. Millionaire's asked to pay a possible mansion tax yet they think it's fine for someone who's got a spare bedroom to pay tax. Sol Campbell is another one who laughable as it is has said he wants to run to be the London Mayor for the Conservatives i would love to see that cos he's such an idiot and so profoundly thick he can scarcely form sounds, let alone words

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For his first season Costa has been exceptional the only gripe is his temperament which at times can be petulant and you know you'll never get a full season out of him because of suspensions. Remy should get far more game time then he does he's scored some important goals for us Sunday's goal could be pivotal. Then you come to dear old Didier who's such a legend but this is a season to far for him. Playing in Turkey and China has knocked the edge off him he's a shadow of his former self. His first touch has completely gone and at the moment he looks like he couldn't trap a dead mouse never mind a football.

Outstanding keeper. Champions League Final 2012 he faced six penalties went the right way for all of them saving three.

The problem is a lot of our support are blokes in there late forties early fifties (myself included).So lets say before the game you have a big feed and a couple of pints and you sit down to watch the likes of Burnley and Hull well it those exactly get the pulses racing. There will always be a good atmosphere when we play the likes of Liverpool, Man Utd, Spurs etc. Another problem is when your playing the likes of Palace there fans are treating it as a day out and are not expecting to win so will sing for 90 minutes. While to a certain extent we sit there expecting Chelsea to win and we treat it as another humdrum match. Mind you i hate the idea of singing sections atmosphere at football is organic and not like joining a choir. I do have my suspicions about the atmosphere at Selhurst Park now that looks totally preordained and phony.

FROM NEWSTHUMP. Prince Harry to take over as Sunderland manager Speculation is rife that Prince Harry is leaving the Army in order to take over at Sunderland AFC. “It seems the obvious narrative,” says journalist and fan Simon Williams. “Gus Poyet has been sacked, Dick Advocaat is appointed an interim manager, and Prince Harry leaves the army in June.” “The only way you can read this is that Prince Harry will be installed in time for the transfer window.” The young Prince, famous for being photographed with his plums out in a Las Vegas hotel, will face a tough time at Sunderland with many people believing he’ll start his tenure in the Championship. “Oh yes,” said Williams, “Sunderland are a total sack of wank.” Prince Harry at SunderlandThe Royals have, for a long time, wanted to get into football management. Prince Andrew was expected to take over at Wimbledon FC in the early nineties but unfortunately was far too busy shagging to do so. Prince Harry has been linked with numerous jobs since announcing his intention to break from the Army; presenter of Top Gear, UKIP councillor, and manager of the Brentwood station branch of WH Smith. “Look, I can’t say anything,” said Sunderland board member Ellis Short. “Would we like to have Prince Harry at the club? Course we would. He’s a big name and he’s got lovely hair. But we’ll have to wait and see.” The expected move for Prince Harry has fuelled speculation that the Royal Family will offer Gus Poyet a job as a minor royal

Van Gaal surely the biggest head in football. You can't get the whole of it in the photo ! http://static.dnaindia.com/sites/default/files/2014/12/06/290222-louis-van-gaal.jpg