Iggy Doonican

Those Real Madrid fans tonight all dressed in white they looked like they were watching a Ku Klux Klan meeting

Chelsea away from Stamford Bridge is a no- no for me. First off the new ground would be called something awful like the Vodafone stadium with stands called the Harrods end. Secondly the prices will be eye watering and the only people who will be able to afford them will be middle class tosspots who will just sit and applaud politely if we score. Football used to be like going to a gig all mates singing there heads off and generally fucking about. The atmosphere at some games isn't great and it will be even worse if we get a new stadium it will be like going to the theatre. Chelsea Football Club S.W.6. for 110 years lets keep it that way.

FROM LOFTUS ROAD TO ANYWHERE THEY AIN'T GOT NO SILVERWARE

GO BY TRAIN, GO BY CAR, GO AND LAUGH AT QPR HA HA HA HA HA

Newcastle fans are even worse then scousers. They had a few good seasons about 20 years ago and they believe that they should be challenging for major trophies it's totally delusional. It's a one club town so of course they should sell out every week( but they rarely do). Pardew was doing as well as anyone could under the circumstances especially with Ashley giving him fuck all funds. Newcastle's level is the same as Stoke's and there fans should wake up and accept that's as good as it will get.

Can't understand why people go on other teams forums then post things in Chelsea forums saying have you seen what Man City, Liverpool fans have said about us. Well what do they expect to read it's football not fucking Mumsnet. Football is the most partisan sport in the world and people don't sit on the fence when there talking about opposition clubs and fans. Not the greatest analogy in the world but a football team is like a fart you love your own and hate everyone else's

Firstly i'm only quoting from your mistake but your logic is just wrong. Holders and physically winning something are two different things. 2010 -2015 is five years. So since the 2010- 2011 season and now the title has been won by City and United twice and if we win it that's five titles ergo five years. It's the Grand National on Saturday if last years winner falls at the first but runs next year and wins how many years since it last won the G-N two years.

That makes no sense at all. In March 2010 Man United were champions, we won the league in May 2010. Your the holders of the trophy for a season but you can only win it in one year and that's what counts. So are you saying that we haven't won the champions league for two or three years?,

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Sorry mate but winning the F.A. cup is in no way going to make them stronger it's a trophy in the cabinet nothing more nothing less. Everyone wants a Reading- Villa final but it ain't gonna happen. I hate Arsenal as much as the next man unfortunately the next man in this case happens to be fucking Liverpool

They won the cup last year squire so i don't really see your point. Cup competitions are completely different to the league Aston Villa are 4th bottom and in the cup semi final. Wigan won the cup a couple of years ago and are now looking at playing in league 1.

Course i live in London mate born and bred. You want me to praise Gerrard because of a back pass to Drogba no way squire can't do it. And it's for Pete's sake not Peak Sakes.

Only last a month !!!!!. I hate Arsenal but absolutely loathe Liverpool it's a lesser of two colossal evils. Fuck Stephen Gerrard the only reason he didn't join us was he would have had a scouse fatwa put on him and his family if he did.

His voice is like the blowjob scene in Police Academy

Not really it's just a piss take mainly of Toure. Don't take anything serious Scousers say mate the main thing there fans are known from history is bringing and using Stanley Knifes at football.

Memorable dates in Manchester City's Illustrious History: 1937: Division 1 Title Winners for the first time, under Wilf Wild 1956: FA Cup Winners under Les McDowall 1968: Division 1 Title Winners under Joe Mercer 1969: FA Cup Winners under Joe Mercer 1983: Yaya Toure is born 1984: Yaya Toure's 1st Birthday 1985: Yaya Toure's 2nd Birthday 1986: Yaya Toure's 3rd Birthday 1987: Yaya Toure's 4th Birthday 1988: Yaya Toure's 5th Birthday 1989: Yaya Toure's 6th Birthday 1990: Yaya Toure's 7th Birthday 1991: Yaya Toure's 8th Birthday 1992: Yaya Toure's 9th Birthday 1993: Yaya Toure's 10th Birthday 1994: Yaya Toure's 11th Birthday 1995: Yaya Toure's 12th Birthday 1996: Yaya Toure's 13th Birthday 1997: Yaya Toure's 14th Birthday 1998: Yaya Toure's 15th Birthday 1999: Yaya Toure's 16th Birthday 2000: Yaya Toure's 17th Birthday 2001: Yaya Toure's 18th Birthday 2002: Yaya Toure's 19th Birthday 2003: Yaya Toure's 20th Birthday 2004: Yaya Toure's 21st Birthday 2005: Yaya Toure's 22nd Birthday 2006: Yaya Toure's 23rd Birthday 2007: Yaya Toure's 24th Birthday 2008: Yaya Toure's 25th Birthday 2009: Yaya Toure's 26th Birthday 2010: Yaya Toure's 27th Birthday 2011: Yaya Toure's 28th Birthday; FA Cup Winners under Roberto Mancini 2012: Yaya Toure's 29th Birthday; Premier League Champions under Roberto Mancini 2013: Yaya Toure's 30th Birthday 2014: Yaya Toure's 31st Birthday; Premier League Champions under Manuel Pellegrini

This is from the comments section from The Guardian. Think the blokes pretty much nailed it especially about Oscar. How can a kid go so backwards in a couple of seasons. Oscar is afraid to express himself and has completely lost his confidence. I am going to be massively pissed off if De Bruyne joins Man City and does well. As for Cuadrado he makes Shaun Wright Philips look like Luis Figo. Kasperasky 4h ago89I've rarely seen a player as limited and average as that of Willian and Oscar starting this regularly for Chelsea, a team that has shifted Mata, Bryune, Schrulle and Salah to fit these players in. Intially there was this narrative that Oscar and Willian put in a defensive shift and run around a lot more than the likes of Mata and co. That seems such an English national team mentality! Having watched qutie a few Chelsea games, I feel like the brilliance of Hazard completely overshadows the utter gash that's Oscar and Willian. What's the fucking point of Oscar? He neither defends, creates, scores or intercepts. What he does well is a lot of pressing. Fair enough. But what happens if you press a team, get the ball off them, and can't create anything from it? I presume you pass it to Fabregas, and he has the responsibility of finding Costa or Hazard. So, technically, out of 6 players in your team, only 3 can create or score goals. The other 3 are there to run around or defend. It's not shocking that Chelsea have underperformed in Europe and scraping past teams in last couple of months to the finishing line. There were so many articles written about Mourinho intelligently addressed gaping holes in their squad by buying the likes of Fabregas, but looks like there are a lot more holes to be addressed that are just being papered over by the likes of Fabregas. I suggest a few youth players to be given their due chance next season - Baker, Ake and so, and not spunk money on another limited player and then sell/loan them to some other team. This might seem too harsh, but it is an indictment of how poor this league is that a team as limited as Chelsea, is currently coasting towards a title

The Europa League the biggest boobie prize in football hope the Scousers enjoy it. Thursday night play in Russia, Sunday afternoon Southampton away. The Europa League fucks up every team that's in it.

Bloody hell i know we were skint in the 80's but i don't think even Bates would have agreed to a tour of the Lebanon.

I don't like to judge players on a few cameo appearances but in Cuadrado's case i will. In a nutshell he's shit.

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What Boshman is saying is he wants us to win the title on our own terms. So when we went to Bolton in 2005 win the game win the league, same as Man U in 2006 and Wigan in 2010. The last thing you need is a City- United scenario of a couple of years ago injury time United champions Aguero scores City champions.

That's the problem squire i can't move on because like i said that Charlie Adam goal is being showed constantly. Can you imagine if we lost or drew yesterday Jesus the media would have gone into meltdown over that goal. Just wait till next year's F.A. cup and see how many times that Bradford game will be shown or mentioned. Those two Bradford twats who did that podcast will be interviewed every year till the day they die.

Because every time the F.A. cup is mentioned they will show that bloody Bradford game, and i've already seen that fucking Charlie Adam goal about 30 times and it's only 12 hours ago.

Some unwelcome first's this season people are saying that losing to Bradford after being 2 up is the biggest ever cup shock. Now there saying Adam's goal was the best ever long distance strike. Got to say it's difficult to disagree with both statements.