Iggy Doonican

Yes but that's from the 70's. You can't compare something like Kojak and Starsky and Hutch with The Wire for example. American TV has always been seen as the poor relation to film until shows like 24 etc started being made in the early noughties.

Cheers mate interesting post. I can't really comment because i just don't know enough to post anything valid. The Florida example do you think that's a good thing?

Fair play to Lamps on his O.B.E. although i'm not a big fan of the honours list. Which brings me to Lenny fucking Henry getting a knighthood. The man was in the same league as Les Dennis, Roy Walker etc real end of the pier shit until he hooked up with the alternative crowd and married Dawn French. His Delbert Wilkins character was just so unfunny and it wasn't cliched it was just awful. There were no black geezers like that in Brixton or any part of London certainly that i know and met. And that fucking catchphrase of his ''Crucial'' well i can't remember anyone using it then or since. Still who would have thought that a shit Frank Spencer impression could 40 years later make you a knight of the realm.

Fair enough mate just can' t believe that any fucker can shoot someone dead on the premise of being a bounty hunter. The term bounty hunter is a complete misnomer surely it's just a lawless twat hunting another lawless twat.

Oh well ask a silly question ha ha

A question for our U.S readers here. I've just read in the Guardian that a country singer called Randy Howard was shot and killed in his home by a bounty hunter. The only knowledge i have of bounty hunters is from the film Midnight Run. Here's a quote from the case. When asked if authorities were investigating whether Shell had the right to enter Howard’s home, DeVine said he couldn’t discuss specifics but the “investigation includes all aspects of the incident” What i want to know is how much power and jurisdiction does a bounty hunter have?. Who hires them is it the Police, the F B.I.or can any law enforcement put a price on anyone's head?. Is it regulated or just a bit of a free for all?. Anyway cheers for any help.

Wasn't even Britt F.B. they had to get another bird to shoot that infamous scene. So basically they hired a stunt arse.

Oh Christ oh Jesus Christ

Blatter's replacing Karen Brady. When your owners have made all there money selling dildos and wank mags Blatter's experience of accepting something dodgy in a brown bag will be invaluable.

This will mean nothing to people outside the U.K. but thank fuck that's the last time we'll have to put up with Clive Tyldesley and fucking Andy Townsend. And surely I.T.V. could have got someone better then Alex Song to be a pundit i couldn't make out a word he was saying.

That New York Bulls shirt is bloody horrible. The bulls look they've just been dragged out of an abattoir.

A bloke dies and goes to hell and the Devil is there to meet him.'' All punishments are for a thousand years'' says the devil. He then says '' you must pick one of these three rooms to serve your punishment''. In room one a man is getting whipped by these little imps and there burning him with hot pokers. ''Well?'' says the devil.'' No way bollocks i'll try room two'' says the bloke. In room two a man is clamped upside down to the wall by his dick and is getting constant electric shocks. ''Well?'' says the devil. ''No way bollocks i'll try room three'' says the bloke. In room three there's a beautiful blond giving this man a blowjob. ''Well?'' says the devil. The bloke says yes yes yes i'll take my punishment in room three. The devil says '' Are you sure? there's no changing your mind. ''Yes yes i'm sure'' says the bloke. Very well the devil says who then walks up to the blond and says ''Ok love you can go'' points at the bloke and says ''he's taking over''

Blatter escapes disguised as the Von Trapps Taking inspiration from the Rodgers and Hammerstein musical, the outgoing FIFA president has fled over the Swiss mountains dressed as a Bavarian singing troupe. Resplendent in pigtails and lederhosen, Mr Blatter has escaped an oppressive fascist regime in search of eight-part harmonies and no extradition treaty. Despite a quick rendition of ‘I Have Confidence’ to the world’s press, in transpires that very few people have confidence in him. With choreography by Marc Breaux, Dee Dee Wood and a team of tax accountants, Mr. Blatter has so far tap danced around any criminal wrong doings. Although rumours persist that the FBI is on the verge of pursuing him, dressed as the Jackson 5. The original cinematic release of the Sound of Music, adjusted for inflation, earned $2.366 billion; ironically just enough to cover Qatar’s bribes. Also the similarities with Maria Von Trapp are startling; Blatter has the innocence of a novice nun, the timeless good looks of Julie Andrews and insists on dressing young girls in tight fitting shorts ‘made from old drapes’. Promising to climb every mountain in search of immunity from prosecution, Mr. Blatter offered a very abridged version of ‘So Long, Farewell’. A spokesman insisted that: ‘he was older and wiser, telling us what to do. He is 79 going on 80 and he’ll take care of you’. Elaborating on this, the spokesman mentioned a few of Mr. Blatter’s favourite things, some of which included: ‘Big silver trophies with ribbons and sashes; Brown paper packages where all the cash is; Businesses paying out bribes with no strings’. ‘Those were just a few of his favourite things’, he clarified.

A woman walks into a shop and asks the man behind the counter for a double entendre. So he gave her one.

They do seem to have a history of being collaborators !

He is so unintentionally funny Cosmic Way. I've got to love reading his posts they have me in stitches. He reminds me of the Harry Enfield character Stavros. He's made his money from his kebab shop in London and has retired and gone back home to Greece innit peeps.

Blazer is now saying South Africa was a bent bid as well

I always thought the Gold Cup was fixed because i've got a terrible record at Cheltenham. Bloody Blatter he's fixing everything even horse racing ha ha

Qatar wins bid to host Sepp Blatter’s leaving do

Gill's a good shout but just can't see an Englishman getting the nod from F.I.F.A. Don't think Prince whats his face was really a serious candidate just a stalking horse to put pressure on Blatter.

There's obviously a smoking gun. Who could win an election and resign four days later? There's no deal been done certainly not with the F.B.I. . There's something that incriminates Blatter that's so huge he had no choice. But where does that leave F.i.F.A ?. There saying they need a complete outsider to go through the whole organization but i just can't see it happening it will take years. And of course that could leave us with F.I.F.A. being run by by bloody Platini who i think will throw his beret into the ring for F.I.F.A. president.

Fucking hell what a cracker

Yes agreed F.B. though Mourinho and Fergie is a no contest. Fergie is or would if he had stayed been yesterday's man. As for the horse bitter sweet that me and my mates won a load of dough on Rock of Gibraltar unfortunately it was the same day we lost to Arsenal in the 2002 cup final.