Iggy Doonican

Just imagine all the glum faces as the camera zooms in on the Spurs fans if we beat them it will be hilarious. Stopping that lot winning the title will make up for this woeful season.

Wasn't sure where to post this. You get the impression that Franco couldn't have had a worse person to be introduced to English culture and humour then Dennis Wise !

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ I thought I was to old to care what our kit looks like but I detest that thing it looks purple. Royal Blue is our colour and no bloody horizontal stripes at least try to have a nod to our traditions.

I hate Scousers as much as the next man but the bottom line is people died at a football match and that shouldn't have happened. You got to understand what the political and football climate was like then. Grounds were frankly shitholes Stamford Bridge being probably one of the worse. I was crushed several times at football queuing up and inside the worse was Tottenham in 1987 where they sectioned off a bit of the Park Lane (away end) from the Shelf (Yid end) we were getting so badly crushed that we had no choice but to climb the fence into the sectioned off bit. All around us were odd shoes and trainers that people had lost in the crush and then climbing over the fence. The British government hated football and football fans trying for example to bring in a ridiculous and unworkable I.D. scheme. Hillsborough happened after Bradford, Hysel, riots at Luton and Birmingham and high profile court cases against football hooligans mainly the Headhunters so the government didn't give a shit when Hillsborough happened. They sat on all these documents for years and tried to discredit the Liverpool fans who putting rivalries aside had seen there friends and families die in front of them that's something I can't comprehend. So I'm glad they got justice because you should have been able to travel back home from football by train or coach not in a hearse.

You really are not allowed to give an honest answer these days about anything without someone taking offence. Basically ''Who do you want to win the league Eden Rottenham or Leicester?'' answer Leicester. It stems from the Twitter Nazi's who seem to want to drown out debate and have there opinions set in stone ( no more then 140 characters though )

Turned on the radio the Man City game was on ref blew the whistle and I swear you would think there was a minutes silence the place is so quiet. Wankers couldn't even sell there allocation against us last week.

This is news to me first I've heard that we nearly bought Stones from Barnsley. Has a whiff of bullshit about it it's from The Guardian Although the intention is for younger players to be offered a platform to succeed when Antonio Conte takes up the reins as the first-team head coach at Stamford Bridge after Euro 2016, the overhaul of senior playing staff will prompt another move for Stones. The 21-year-old was close to joining Chelsea from Barnsley in January 2013, when he opted instead to move to Everton for £3m, and was the subject of three failed bids last summer.

Stones is a promising player and with proper coaching could be a great player. But £50 million quid we definitely dodged a bullet there.

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Martinez the ultimate style over substance manager and an oily little tit as well. Never stops moaning and has an annoying habit of saying the Barclays Premier League as if he's on an earner every time he mentions Barclays.

The French league is even less competitive then the Scottish one. Can't see Mourinho going there but I honestly think he's a busted flush and that's why I hope he goes to Man United.

No fucking way mate I was there when that big eared twat scored in the last minute in 1990. Never contemplate that they can beat us ever.

To compare some promising footballers from 25 years ago and today is absolute folly. Honestly a non topic no point debating.

I don't hate Tottenham I fucking despise them. I could start giving you reasons but it would end up as the longest rant ever seen on this forum. Arsenal fans are delusional halfwits Tottenham fans are utter scumbags. Go to White Fart Lane and everyone is fair game in their eyes man, woman and child.

If anyone takes the piss out of the atmosphere at the Bridge and admittedly at times it isn't great but it's like a cauldron compared to the Emirates. You could hear voices from the touchline and the crowd clearly on the telly. Even when those wankers do sing they've only got one song the Arsenal Arsenal one

No problem mate

Talk is cheap mate one of us don't make me laugh just a soundbite. How many times has he slagged off our support and yet say how he was impressed by Liverpool's and wish the Bridge can be like Anfield. If you look at the video posted it's quite clearly the away fans singing Fuck off Mourinho. As for where we would have ended up after losing nine out of sixteen games and losing to Bouremouth's reserves well god only knows but we certainly wouldn't be better off. As for calling someone plastic I've been a Chelsea fan for 46 years and followed them all over England and Europe what about you ?.

Your nothing but a Mourinho apologist you can't see the wood for the trees. Mourinho is yesterdays man which will become apparent to the unfortunate club that he manages next. Things are never black and white but do you think he could have taken a 5000-1 team at the start of the season to nailed on champions a team of free transfers and rejects could he fuck. Could he totally mismanage a team that cost a fortune full of established internationals into a team just above the relegation zone yes he could and did.

Willian, Costa, Fabregas and Courtois have been inconsistent to say the least. Mourinho won trophies yes but at what cost?. He does what he always does and that is to burn his bridges wherever he goes. To take a championship winning team to the brink of the relegation zone is appalling who ever the manager is especially when your the self appointed '' Special One''.

If he does get the Man United job more fools them from the outside looking in all the Mourinho apologists will soon realise what a twat the man is. Sell the best players, piss everyone one off from the tea lady to the lady doctor, spend huge amounts on second rate players hello Mr Cuadrado, rely on one player to win you the league but feel free to still slag him off even though if Hazard got injured last Christmas we would have won fuck all we limped over the line as it was. Can't wait for Conte because he accepts players as they are look at Oscar for fuck sake the special one took a potential massive talent into someone who makes James Milner look like Zidane.

Conte could be a special one perhaps you know take a championship winning team into relegation fodder in a matter of months. Or like another Italian manager take a team who just survived relegation and is full of rejects and journeyman and turn them into almost definite champions without spending a fortune and alienating and pissing everyone off he comes in contact with.

Anyone read Viz ? this is a contender for up the arse corner

Hoddle talks in cliches like all football pundits. There's no way he should be in charge of our academy yes he picked us up off the floor in the mid 90's but a Tottenham legend on our board no fucking way. As for him not saying anything stupid how about him saying that people with disabilities are being punished for sins in a former life what a colossal twat. He also dropped Ray Parlour from France 98 because he insisted that they all see a faith healer. When Parlour sat down she said '' What can I do for you? he replied '' short back and sides please". So getting dropped for a light hearted comment and not on your football ability it's (and Glenn will enjoy this) beyond belief.

Just got back the summer and Conte can't come quick enough frankly. One home win under Hiddink is piss poor the defence needs a total clear out on current form all of them should be worried about keeping their place next season.

Conte hasn't got mafia connections has he ?.