Iggy Doonican

True story my mate got caught short in the cinema went to the toilet no paper. Rather then use his newspaper to wipe his arse he used his socks because in his words '' I hadn't read the paper yet'' ha ha.

They say men can't multi- task I can only this morning I had a shit and read the paper.

While people keep glibly stating that Mourinho is our most successful ever manager lest we forget he's also been sacked twice. He wasn't exactly successful in Europe for us was he ? Three semi finals and a paltry two goals pretty pathetic.

Maybe Emenalo's pappy recommended him !

Not a surprise he's gone very odd buy clearly not good enough for the cut and thrust of English football. When we played Newcastle in our only win under Hiddink at home (diabolical statistic by the way) I think from memory he came on when John Terry got injured. He looked very ordinary his body shape was always wrong he was always on the back foot and Townsend gave him a hard time even though we were winning the game comfortably. Clearly Mourinho didn't rate him as his appearances were rarer then rocking horse shit under him.

John Terry attends 1966 anniversary gala in full vintage England kit, demands winner’s medal

Hate to be pedantic or a grammar Nazi but I'm not sure about the use of the word literally.. It is after all the favourite word of that twat Jamie Redknapp who once said '' That ball was literally put on a plate for him''. Perhaps the word virtually would be better'' Baba is virtually on his way to Schalke''.

Hope I never sit next to you at a game mate !

Just can't believe fans take pre seaon so seriously. It's overkill just too much football these days. Ok I'm from a different generation but up to the late 90's early 2000's if you didn't go to a pre season game and I went to a few the only way you could find out the score was by looking in the Sunday papers and even then not all of them printed the results. The big factor in these games is rustiness and of course no one wanting to pick up an injury before the season starts. Last pre season was badly organised with the players gaining more air mile points then they did league points. These competitions are for overseas fans who can't get to the Bridge or the Bernabeu hence the size of the crowd yesterday. They are commercial exercises plain and simple and have zero relevance in what happens in the up coming season. Hands up without Googling it can remember the Charity Shield of 2012 ?. Shit game played at a half empty Villa Park and we took more fans to Grimsby in 1984 then we did for that game.

Talking of Geoff Hurst here's a clip for you F.B. ''Is Geoff Hurst's career as a pundit over ? It is now''

Bought a pin badge on Ebay the little one's from the late 70's early 80's.. You could get them in yellow and green and white and blue as well. I also bought a red white and green scarf. Had loads of badges and scarfs when I was a kid some of them cost about 30 quid on Ebay now. I moved house recently had to leave all my Chelsea fanzines I used to buy them all even though some of them were terrible like Red Card.

Yes Chelsea have always shot themselves in the foot it's in our D.N.A.. I was especially gutted because I had a Eddie McCreadie's Blue and White Army silk scarf that I used to wear on my wrist those were the days.

And how can we forget Geoffrey Hurst's Blue and White Army. We should have been promoted in 1980 and we would have done only for Mickey Droy getting injured at crucial times. I hate to speak ill of the dead F.B. but I've heard some pretty damning things about Alan Ball. Apparently if anyone ever questioned his tactics he would say '' Have you got a world cup winners medal ?''. And he would always speak in the third person like that twat David O' Leary used to. Your right about never winning anything again the players biggest fault is their mental fragility it was plain to see in the Euro's especially after we went 2-1 down to Iceland. The shoulders dropped and heads went down mainly because they knew they were going to get slagged off in the press and media. Having shit coaches like Taylor, Keegan, Mc Claren and Hodgson and now Allardyce doesn't help mind you.

Was a great year England won the world cup and I was born !.

Superb post F.B.. The Tories did the same with picket lines where all your allowed is three or four official pickets which makes it look a bit like this.

1.10 seems that one of the Village People is a Liverpool fan

Doesn't he play left back for Bayern Munich !

Jimmy the Squid I wouldn't trust him he sounds a bit fishy.

About as credible as a Melania Trump speech.

Mourinho favourite to win campest pose of the season 2016-17.

Yes a man who gave the same geezer three yellow cards and yet he's hired to give opinions about refereeing.

All refs are twats they know the rules but don't know the game. Their full of self importance when really there just a peripheral part of the match. They now have post careers on the telly as analysts which beggars belief who gives a shit about what they think. A bloke gets paid to say things like '' Well I've seen them given''.

Someone mentioned it can't remember where F.B. but two off the scale horrible twats. One a man who's been bankrupt on at least a couple of occasions and is responsible for some of the worse architecture in New York. The other a man responsible for some of the worse home computers and technology which was surpassed almost instantly. Two men we both thought we'd seen the back of frankly a couple of has beens. What brought them back to the public eye?. The Apprentice that show has a lot to answer for.

Playing well for Juventus is not the same as playing for Chelsea it's a lazy comparison. Harry Kane was brilliant for Spurs yet terrible for England that in itself is probably a lazy comparison. What I saw of Cuadrado was as I said someone without the physical attributes to cut it in the Premier League. As the old cliche says '' Could he cut it on a Monday night in Stoke? '' Cuadrado couldn't cut himself shaving.