Iggy Doonican

I must admit to having a few pigs ears (beers) when I posted ha ha. What does a duck take to get high Choulo ? Quack.

Don't know if you've heard of Cockney rhyming slang for example Tony Blair is chair, apples and pears is stairs etc etc well Bristol City is Titty ha ha.

Si Signore.

Thing is mate managers and players come and go the fans will always be there. Have you ever been to Stamford Bridge ? if you haven't don't bother coming if you hold us in such low esteem.

It means he's got the hump !

If there's one position over the years we've for some bizarre reason struggled at it's left back. We've had some good un's some dreadful ones and some who are not natural left backs Gallas, Dave, Andy Myers, Mal Donaghy, Le Saux started as a left winger.

https://www.theguardian.com/football/picture/2016/aug/18/david-squires-on-hope-solos-inglorious-exit-from-the-olympic-games

Lee Harvey Oswald.

Borat: A man yesterday, tell me if I buy a car I must buy one with a pussy magnet.

Would have been an absolute travesty if those Essex neanderthals got anything out of that game. No difference between Allardyce and Bilic just long ball to Carrol a man who's not even a one trick pony and is so leaden footed he might as well wear Caterpillar boots rather then Nike's or Adidas. Just one thing is it to much to ask to have football played with a plain white fucking ball ?.

The Premier League this season on paper looks short of quality. Take West Brom, Swansea and Southampton and Stoke eighth to 12th, then the likes of Burnley, Palace, Hull, Boro, Watford, Bournemouth, Sunderland all could possibly be fighting relegation. Take all those teams and you wonder how on earth the TV deals go for such astronomical amounts of money. This is not a Chelsea fan being smug and superior but when Leicester won the league and enormous credit to them doesn't that show that the league isn't that great ?. Man United won the league in Fergie's last season with a very average team we after the loss to Spurs played the end justifies the means football when we won the league in 2015.

And I'll think I'll invest in some magic beans with my winnings.

For fucks sake is this geezer for real. If he doesn't join us he's staying at Napoli is that it ?. Just goes to show you can put the most tenuous bollocks on Twitter and some people think it's proof of something.

And amass huge gambling debts. Nothing more then a pyramid scheme for the gullible punter.

No was at the home game against Bristol Rovers. I was at the Watford away game on the video. Chelsea's away support in those days was the best in the country if you compare it to our home gates. We would get home crowds on average 18-20,000 and we had at least 6,000 at that Bristol Rovers game so we would take about a third of our home crowd to away games sometimes more.

On Ebay they are selling badges of the 1970's team as individual badges. This costs £3 I might buy it because real art should be seen by a bigger audience and that hairstyle is a masterpiece.

Remember playing Bristol Rovers in 1980 we beat them 1-0 with a goal by Gary Chivers. The game at Eastville was a bit lively to say the least we lost 3-0 and there was loads of trouble with many Chelsea fans getting banned for life.

Think the word preseason is a relevant one. To use an Olympic analogy it's fine winning all your heats but it's what you do in the final that counts.

And Moses who doesn't inspire massive confidence. I have mentioned it before but when Conte tells Moses what to do will he put it on a Tablet ?

In 1998 we signed Mikael Forssell I was genuinely excited. I thought we are now a force to be reckoned with we've got a genuine young prospect and our scouting network seems to be one of the best. Forssell didn't quite make it and ever since then it's been the same old story to the point where if I read Chelsea are interested in any youngster I just think waste of time for that poor kid. Traore if he does go on loan will be a travesty especially while keeping Remy who's either always injured or seems disinterested. Just utterly baffling if it happens but as he's a Chelsea youngster not that surprising .

I see that gravel voiced twat Sean Dyche has been moaning about not getting enough respect. The worse thing is he refer's to himself in the third person if there's one thing Iggy Doonican hates it's that. 'Antonio Conte came in at Chelsea and he got commended for bringing a hard, fast, new leadership to Chelsea, which involved doing 800 metre runs, 400m runs and 200m runs. 'Come to my training and see Sean Dyche doing that and you'd say 'dinosaur, a young English dinosaur manager, hasn't got a clue'. So is it perception or is it fact? I have no problem with it. It's the reality I say.'

Just sums the geezer up alienating one of your players just to win a poxy friendly.

Mikel is like the final guest at a party doesn't matter how many hints you give them they just won't leave. When he retires he will probably get a job when the refurbishment of the Bridge starts as a water carrier.