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I know in a perfect world we shouldnt need to rely on other teams losing for us to win the premiership but this is by no means a perfect world and Ill take the premiership title any way they want to give us it. Last time we played Saints it was Taylor who appologized to Jose for the crap booking Cescy got and today we have Mike Dean again so lets just hope hes in unbiased mode. IF we beat the saints we shouldnt have any problems with the rest of the season. Yes i remember the 8 point lead we had a couple years back but this season we have Jose and Ive still got total faith in him. We are at the mo 2 games in hand over Citeh so 8 points with a game in hand Id take that every bloomin season and bet all I had we would take the silverware home. Id just like to see us play without the handbrake on. Tell them to just go have fun and do their bollox. TEBO Dave Happy JT Filipe Cescy Matic Square Willian Eden The Beast

Maybe the Pensioners could give us £12 mill and sponser our training kit. I wouldnt mind if that was all red then.

As I put hes done really all we have asked from him. So theres got to be some reason why hes not been put in more as theres been alot of chances. I like the lad and although I will admit to being against us signing him pre season and wanted Bony instead Im glad we went this way. Like I said for a 3rd striker hes done great. 3 goals in 3 starts/9 appearances you cant complain at that. Id like to see more of him.

Its not a case of wanting to go buy a new striker (although we do need one) Its a case of only having 2 to choose from. Like has been said Bamford will more than likely goto Boro if they get promotion. IF we did decide to keep him here he wouldnt get the game time he wants so he wouldnt want to stay. so the best bet for both parties (us and PB) is to sell him to Boro. I couldnt guess what we could get for him if tha time came tho. As for Remy I dont see him staying neither. I dont really see Mou having much faith in him. Theres been many times where he could have had more playing time but Mous just not put him on. And hes not really made the most of those chances hes had. Although he has done really all we have asked of him as a 3rd striker. Its difficult as a 1 striker playing club as any striker of real note wants to be playing games and not happy warming he bench so attracting them isnt easy (unless theyre happy just to get the wage) It would be nice to sign a more prolific scorer as a 2nd choice. Well we need a couple of upgrades I suppose.

Hes at the age where he needs to make an impression. And we all know that unless the teams manager likes the look of him and they get on hes not going to make it in the 1st team. Hes got a good scoring average this year and last and with some more games could be a 20 goals player. A year in the premiership with Boro will do him no harm at all but I hope our management is keeping in touch with him and keeping him thinking about us in his future. But yes it will do him good another year with Boro in the premiership.

Think i I think it would look pretty cool to have ONLY the Y logo. I just dont like us having red on our kits. Nowt wrong with that is there?

Well I think the Y logo will be red as its their logo color. A shame I know but what can we do. Has anyone news of the training kit sponser? Thats going to be a great help.

Theres a bloomin big difference than peadophilia and having it off with a girl a month before her 18th birthday. I know when I was a dog on heat I never asked for a birth certificate to prove their age. they all totally looked and acted wll over the required age and more than willing participants. I know that if that was the case and I was the girls father it wouldnt be him I was didsapointed in. Age of consent is such a big debate and the laws different around the world theres no uniformity. Its more of a question of morality. we know theres players just like any other male who is going to like being around girls and have alot of female attention, their only difference is theyre in the public eye so they need to be alot more careful or they will end up in the Sunday papers or like in this case. (Nice sig Viper22 )

I dont know how it can be called Curry. I will eat a Chinese but its not the tastiest there is. Or should that be yhe Englist interpretation of Chinese food isnt. I would love to goto China and eat their normal every day food. Whenever you travel you get to eat the proper way foods made. Ive very rarely eaten food in restraunts etc here like its made in their own countries. Even Pizzas are totally different in Italy But Ive always thought Chinkies were a bit bland. Id much rather have a Thai or Indonesian.

Im sorry because I like the lad but I think we could/should get an upgrade on Oscar. I love his workrate and Mou has got himworking hard defending but going forward hes lacking what we need. I cant see us landing Pogba for a couple of reasons but I do hope Emenalo and the team have their eyes on someone. I wouldnt mind if he turned his season round to where he started off bad and got better as the season went on. But this seems to be a bad pattern hes in.

To be honest Ive only ever seen one photo with Tebo looking naturally happy. I dunno if he always just looks akward amd fidgety or hes just not comfortable in his surroundings. Theres no denying hes a great keeper and I iknow hes not been with us long so hes not a part of the furniture but I cant help but feel he doesnt see us as being in his long term future. And I cant see that Petr getting the nod yesterday has helped matters. I hope Tebo doesnt have a hissy fit. I was wondering if Mou was trying to keep Petr happy. Trying to do what he can in the hope of talking him into staying next season. Because if not then we need to be on the look for a new 2nd keeper eh.

Doesnt your heart just bleed for Citeh! I needed a mate to kick me after I shouted out "Come on you Reds" after the score came out. I dont really get why Mou was pissed after one of the coachs blurted out the score because Id have thought it would have given the lads a boost. I dont like relying on other teams to take points from rivals normally but right now Ill take them any which way we can. Now bring on the Hammers! Another step closer to the title.

He was inspired by the national anthem. The lads amazing for his age. Pulled them all together.

C'mon You Blues

Im sorry guys for not clocking in and saying Hi when I joined. Not normally that ignorant. Followed the Blues home and away now for awhile and spend more money following them than on where I live. Not sure how 'active' Ill be in the forum but Im always popping in so if I can help sort anyone out with a forum signature drop a request in the right post and Im sure you will get a few of us do you one. See you all at Wembley tomorrow. I blinkin hate Spuds with a passion.

TeBo Bane - Cahill - JT - Dave Happy - Cescy Willian - Oscar - Eden Costa I reckon with Happy being a natural defender with pace he would be perfect getting onto Kanes back. If not then Id rather he start than Cahill. Its pretty sure Mou will start Rami tho. I just hope we dont play too tight and Mou lets them off their leads. This game is big and might just be the way the rest of our season goes. Not mormally something Id think about just1 game but its only going to get tougher as the season goes and is our easiest chance of silverware.

I must admit at the start of the season not understanding just why he didnt go out on loan. I thought he was far too fresh and wasnt even sure he was upto Chelsea level. When he was first teamed with Cahill they had an awful game. They looked nervous,lost and Cahill backed away from every ball that came in the box. I put it down at the time to Cahill having to watch Happys back. But then he played a blinder with JT. Ive watched him alot this season and I now love him. For such a big lad hes nippy. He gets amazing air, very calm for a youngun and the size of his head makes it a great target for crosses and set pieces. I would happily donate my left dangley to see him paired with Varane in blue. Just imagine it eh. They would be our mainstay for years to come. If Mous plan to have a team thats going to grow and dominate over years then our central defence has always been a major part of Chelsea.

I hate Spurs with a passion and more each time we meet them. On a normal day Ive never worried about them and we shouldnt be worried now. If us losing 1 player means everyone reaching for clean undies theres something big wrong with the team. I can see Zouma taking DM and Cahill starting. You know Mou wont let a younun start if at all necessary and specially not a cup final. What we need is to give the lads off their leads and run for goal. Im finding it strange Cescy isnt doing as well up front as I thought he would but he always says he likes playing deep so I hope he stays there. With them losing and this being their only chance of silverware theyre going to be out for goals so if we can keep old potato head closed down and the lads up front earn their money I see us being ok. Ill say 2-1 to us and they score their 1 in last 5 mins. See you all at Wem - ber - ley.

As I kinda dropped out of the rat race after I got fed up working in the City on different computer installations Ive done allsorts making money. Not all legally or not in this country anyway. But Ive shipped in containers full of old Lambrettas from Italy and Spain as theres a excellent market for them and a big turnround. Just theyre getting harder to find. I also do some promoting for my own club nights. I DJ so I hire out a hall or club for the night and put my own thing on. I take the door takings and a % of the bar so after advertising,DJs,doormen it can make good money. I also goto India alot specially Goa. I dont always go over there with alot of money but I always rent the same house Ive rented since '99. So to make money I sell crepes once a fortnight on this market thats similar to Glastonbury. People come from all over India to it and specially for the full moon raves. What I do is take a big prafane gas bottle,pans,table on my twist n go scooter and set up stall on the market. I sell enough crepes in 1 day to live like a king for a month and sit and get drunk all day getting stoned with all the backpackers. Its a amazing lifestyle but its very difficult to get usd to being back in England when I come home. I also have a really big record collection and I make money buying/selling/trading records. Mainly really rare Northern Soul.

SCHOOL - 1950s v 2014 Scenario : Johnny and Mark get into a fight after school. 1950s - Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up best friends. 2014 - Police called, and they arrest Johnny and Mark & charge them with assault. Both expelled even though Johnny started it. Both children go to anger management programmes for 3 months. School governors hold meeting to implement bullying prevention programmes. -------------------------- Scenario : Robbie won't be still in class, disrupts other students. 1950s - Robbie sent to the office and given six of the best by the Principal. Returns to class, sits still and does not disrupt class again. 2014 - Robbie given huge doses of Ritalin. Becomes a zombie. Tested for ADHD - result deemed to be positive. Robbie's parents get fortnightly disability payments and school gets extra funding from government because Robbie has a disability. -------------------------- Scenario : Billy breaks a window in his neighbour's car and his Dad gives him a whipping with his belt. 1950s - Billy is more careful next time, grows up normal, goes to college, and becomes a successful businessman. 2014 - Billy's dad is arrested for child abuse. Billy removed to foster care; joins a gang; ends up in jail. -------------------------- Scenario : Mark gets a headache and takes some Aspirin to school. 1950s - Mark gets glass of water from Principal to take aspirin with, Passes exams & becomes a solicitor. 2014 - Police called, car searched for drugs and weapons. Mark expelled from school for drug taking. Ends up as a drop out. -------------------------- Scenario : Johnny takes apart leftover fireworks from Guy Fawkes night, puts them in a paint tin & blows up a wasp's nest. 1950s - Wasps die. 2014- Police & Anti-Terrorism Squad called. Johnny charged with domestic terrorism, investigate parents, siblings removed from home, computers confiscated. Johnny's Dad goes on a terror watch list and is never allowed to fly in an aeroplane again. -------------------------- Scenario : Johnny falls over while playing football during morning break and scrapes his knee. He is found crying by his teacher, Mary. She hugs him to comfort him. 1950s - In a short time, Johnny feels better and goes on playing football. No damage done. 2014 - Mary is accused of being a sexual predator and loses her job. She faces 3 years in prison. Johnny undergoes 5 years of therapy and ends up gay. Two boys are playing football in a park in London when one of them is attacked by a rottweiler. Thinking quickly, his friend rips a plank of wood from a fence, forces it into the dog's collar and twists it, breaking the dog's neck. All the while, a newspaper reporter who was taking a stroll through the park is watching. He rushes over, introduces himself and takes out his pad and pencil to start his story for the next edition. He writes, "Spurs fan saves friend from vicious animal." The boy interrupts: "But I'm not a Spurs fan." The reporter starts again: "QPR fan saves friend from horrific attack." The boy interrupts again: "I'm not a Rangers fan either." The reporter asks: "Who do you support, then?" "Chelsea," replies the boy. So the reporter starts again: "Chelsea git kills family pet" The benefits of getting old: Old Cowboy: "Give me 3 packets of condoms, please." Cashier: "Do you need a paper bag with that, sir? Old Cowboy: "Nah... She's purty good lookin'....." When you are over sixty who gives a shit............ *********** This asshole looked at my beer belly last night and sarcastically said, "Is that Corona or Bud?" I said, "There's a tap underneath; taste it and find out." When you are over sixty who gives a shit? *********** I was talking to a girl in the bar last night. She said, "If you lost a few pounds, had a shave and got your hair cut, you'd look all right." I said, "If I did that, I'd be talking to your friends over there instead of you." When you are over sixty who gives a shit? *********** I was telling a girl in the pub about my ability to guess what day a woman was born just by feeling her boobs. "Really" she said, "Go on then...try." After about thirty seconds of fondling she began to lose patience and said, "Come on, what day was I born?" I said, "Yesterday." When you are over sixty who gives a shit? *********** I got caught taking a pee in the local swimming pool today. The lifeguard shouted at me so loud, I nearly fell in. When you are over sixty who gives a shit? *********** I went to the pub last night and saw a fat chick dancing on a table. I said, "Nice legs." The girl giggled and said with a smile, "Do you really think so." I said, "Definitely! Most tables would have collapsed by now." When you are over sixty who gives a shit? . I made my girlfriends dreams come true and married her in a castle. . You wouldn't have thought it though, from the miserable look on her face as we were bouncing around! . After having sex with Kylie Minogue yesterday I think there are 2 things you all need to know. She really is as sexy as hell, secondly the staff at Madam Tussauds are miserable bastards with no sense of humour!! . Said to my mate today "Why you looking so happy?" he said " The missus had one of those procedures done at hospital today that would put a smile on the face of any bloke" .. I said " What a breast enlargement?" he replied " No a post mortem!" . Paddy thought his new girlfriend might be the one but after looking through her knicker drawer and finding a nurse's outfit, a French maids outfit, and a police woman's uniform, he finally decided if she can't hold down a job, she's not for him . After 100 years lying on the sea bed, Irish divers were amazed to find that the Titanic's swimming pool was still full.

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Not that I necessarily agree with it of course but.....

Yes I do agree to an extent. Ive seen a black mate chanting along to a song to a City fan who had been giving it loads just on the other side of a fence. The other black lad was saying exactly the same things back to him. There wasnt any anger on either side and people around was laughing at them (not AT them but at what was going on) Being from Brixton Ive got alot of black friends and Im very used to them saying the 'N' word which is a part of their every day term of endearment. But they also use it in a detremental way. We all know that PC has gone too far but I think in this particular case they werent having a joke and it wasnt banter. They were being hostile prats.

Do we really know what happened to Lamps? Originally Mou said that Lamps was offered the same contract as JT (along with Cole) for a 1 years one. Pellegrini stated that Lamps was not offered a contract so he was fair game. Ive not actually seen a interview by Lamps saying one or the other.

Although I think we played well in the majority of today we seem to have lost the flow we had at the begining of the season. Im not sure whether its Mou driving defence into the lads and not giving the the courage/freedom to go forward. We were so fast on the break before so us playing defensively wasnt that bad because we were scoring the goals to win. Im not going to beat up Mikel and rami because theyve had good games but this season specially those games have been far and few between. we have no real alternative for either Matic or Cescy which is a big problem. Its tempting to use RLC and Ake against Spurs butwith Kane like he is then Zouma could just be one to think about. I have a feeling Costa just needs to get a goal as you see hes getting it together but as for the midfield I hope its summet that winning some form of silverware can sort out come the summer but till then we just have to use what we got.