Unionjack

The thing Ive never been able to do with anything is to know when to stop. Ive got a very addictive personaliity and never had anyone around me to say slow down from a very early age. I wish sometimes someone had said to me theres nothing big or cool getting off your face. Altho there are times when nothing in the world is better!! The trick is with drinking is just get your beer head on. Just drink enough to be a more outgoing you. Then just keep topping up to keep like that. Its pointless drinking so much at a young age that youre being sickand the chicks youre chatting up are laughing at you. Even worse is you wake up and the gorgeous bird you took home is actually a BOBFOC (Body Off Baywatch Face Off Crimewatch) and believe me we have all been there eh lads! So either stick with some alcopop/a nice 5% imported lager or a nice bottle of Belgian or Real Ale. Or if youre going up West you gotta hit the bubbles and have a big bag of Columbian marching powder in your pocket.

Or ask them to prove she's a she!

It seems to me theres about as much passion on here right now as there is on the pitch. I know we cant do fuck all about it apart from bitch and whine but its hurting me just how bad we are right now. You cant go saying that someones a troll just because he doesn't agree with the consensus.

Oh believe me mate I dont forget that time at all. Or the turnstile managers door we had. BUT Mou has recently said HE WAS HAPPY that Mr Abramovich didn't have anything to do now with players. So this is why I'm worried that it is ONLY Mou doing all this AND NOT a team put together by Roman. What I'm also confused about is when Mou came back there was a big to do about a term in his contract stating he wasn't in charge of transfers and it was Emenalo/Granovskaia

Then why cant he see AND DO SUMMET ABOUT some of the problems we got going on? Unless of course he simply cant! And for whatever unknown reasons he HAS to use players already signed. Im HOPING this IS the reason because IF its purely because hes a stubborn git and wants to do a Wenger and try to prove HE is right and everyone else is stupid then he really isn't the man I presumed him to be and he should fuck off.

Ohhhh please no more with the Hulk! We've had bloody years being linked with him. I reckon (HOPE) if it was going to happen it would have done by now. And he signed a 2 year extension in Feb Anyways Kenedy is supposedly the 'NEW HULK'

Maybe this is his going away prezzie for us the same way Lamps and Big Pete did.

We all know that SOME players dont recover after surgery (no names mentioned) but I think if I was Costa I would have rather taken the risk and have jumped up on that operating table as soon as the Palace game finished and have recuperated till the new season than to go through all the shit and pain he went thru last season. Its clear to see that the gamble taken to rest up just has not worked. And whether it was a joint club/med team/Costa/private Dr decision or what its meaning we are going to be in a tough position. Specially with each one of our AMs either in dreamtime or just dont offer enough offensively we might be buggered!!

I can live with Mou not having faith in youth. Chelsea are not some finishing school for the academy. Of course in a perfect world we would fill each position with new academy lads but this isnt no perfect world by any means. This 10 minute statement just has to be Mou spiel. I really hope that he doesnt think that way. If he does then how the fuck cant he see that we have players on the pitch and in our miserably poor depth that needs upgrading? IF I was a conspriracist (and I am) I might think that Mou had been cloned by them north London twats with a replica of Wengers brain. And if we had been watching Wenger pulling all the crap Chelsea has done upto now we would all be jumping up and down cheering him and calling them every name we could think of. We are in trouble guys and I,m worried. We all should be. Whats more worrying is WHY are we in this position and why cant Mou see it?

My girlfriends dad had asked me over and over if he could try my weed with me. He was a middle class business owner, new Range Rover every year, 1/2 bottle of red and a brandy every night you know the type. But a brilliant bloke down to earth and long time Chelsea season ticket holder. Well after 8 years I said ok. I gave him a spliff of my gasolator. So now my 77 year old mother and father in law both have their own portable vaporizors and they have turned their friends on too.

All the lad did was to use him as a step ladder. Thats thinking outside the box for ya!

But by not selling anyone (even tho they do) they keep great depth which is what we need badly. These clubs seem to be able to have great alternatives on their bench while we are left with dodgy bits n bobs that nobody would want.

I reckon we got as much chance of buying Messi this season. Maybe when we dont make Europe nesxt season it might just soddin wake up whoevers big idea this transfer season mess (so far) has been.

We cant just put all the blame on the lad. It was Mou that bought him. Hes gotta shoulder some of the blame,

It just hurts right now watching them. I dont understand how BASICALLY the same bunch of lads played IMHO some of the best football Ive seen let alone watch Chelsea play for the opening months of last season, yet we go out and play utter crap like we mostly have so far.

Well is anyone as scared as I am yet? Going to be a dodgy year i can feel it in me bones!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-33773658 Good news! The tube strikes on from 6:30. This means the manager of my local is taking us to the game in the bus. Which means more drinking time and I think a couple extra pints might be useful. Lets do this one ffs.

Brilliant!! Going to help the 1st team no end! We could do with another Bison

Cheers mate! Now my Mrs wants me to start talking with a Spanish accent!

Poor fucker. I had one of those bike messenger pricks do summet like that to me. Followed me for a mile or so. I pulled down a side street and ended up my Mrs slapping him. Silly boy in a Leeds track suit top.

Hes still available I think. He sounds like him n Pep just dont get on. http://www.dailystar.co.uk/sport/football/457708/Transfer-News-Chelsea-25m-deal-Arsenal-Man-Utd-Gotze-boost-Liverpool-snubbed

Scuze the French but its fuckin ridiculous not to sign him. But with Inter and Juve now in for him now and theres never been a proper leak only Roman gossip dreamed up putting 1 + 1= bullshit! I just dont understand it.

We will continue speculating till the cows come home. To me it looks like summets rotten in the state of Denmark!.

You would have thought so eh!