Unionjack

Hes a twat of a manager thats trying to save face and make some sort of a delusional stand against losing a player thats told him he doesnt want to play for them. If we dont get him I hope Chelsea goes after him every day of the season and all our players are giving interviews saying we want him just so it causes grief and turmoil in their dressing room.

Dont be daft

Please no http://www.express.co.uk/sport/football/602131/Manchester-United-Antoine-Griezmann-Anthony-Martial-transfer-deadline-day

Gets to me when the only headlines we are makin are our loans and some defender nobody knows and was turned down by Norwich,B'mouth and Sunderland.. Happy days

Fuck the guys insightful. Not one of us could have come up with that comment. Does he acrually say owt original?

Aint that the same pic after we saw him being Chelsea in some PC footy game on a plane? When he was spotted near the Bridge?

Whats the supposed Oracle known as Beasley got to say?

He looks like 3 of our back 4 could be his father!

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Yeah I know I'm a twat for still hoping but we mighta just got Papy as a fall back on,

I need a few more drinks to get to that frame of mind. I see it being a long day. But OK Lets do this.

Well seeing as we havent either tried or havent been able to get anyone we wanted by now Im pretty pessimistic about saving our season in the remaining time left. Its either we get the dregs or pay double price for owt good (which I dont mind if its going to help us)

Aye Thought it when I opened my gob

Deadline 18 hours with Italy France and Spain done.

If theres even a fuckin hint of truth to this then we dont deserve to get any good players. http://www.squawka.com/news/napoli-target-kurt-zouma-loan-move/451893

1/2 hour left in France and Spain

I like Pedro but dont be daft,

Well another soddin day with no good news. I need a drink. Feel like shit.

Fuck - £70mill pricetag on his head now.

So another CB we were apparently interested in Pomas Manolas bites the dust http://weaintgotnohistory.sbnation.com/chelsea-fc-transfer-rumours-news/2015/8/31/9231663/chelsea-roma-kostas-manolas-transfer-rumour

Im sorry but IF I was a young player with alot of talent and potential I wouldn't sign for us unless it was put in my contract I wouldn't be loaned. You can imagine these young guys think all their Xmas's have come at once when we sign them when all that happens is they hit the loanagoround. I know sometimes it proves beneficial money wise after a few years but it doesn't help our 1st team at all.

Excellent mate. Such a shame you couldn't have spent longer up there. Its also brought back some great memories to my GF for which she thanks you.

Even IF hes not in the 1st XI it means their depth is going to be alot better than what we got.

You mean you HOPE because you can't be sure at all. Theyve bought excellently this season and right now I see them as fly away winners the bastards.

Its pretty clear this is plan D. Maybe theres plans the clubs made with players thats available next season? Maybe hes just a gap fill? We got no idea whatsoesver whats going on behind the scenes. Maybe theyve decided to can this season and start fresh next year and use this season to now experiment so bought him as a cheap standby? But at the same time we know theres some good cheap players in these nowhere teams and he might turn out what we need. All we can do is suck it and see.