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I like the idea of getting him and I'm truly at a loss as to why we didnt go for him or for that matter any other club out there! Unless Mou always had the Pogmeister in mind. I did think it for awhile when he was harping on about Eiffel towers in our yard.

Just been trying to get in touch with the atoms asking them to help us secure the Pog. Decided it might be worth trying Voodoo and Witchcraft. If they fail I might try turning to an invisible all seeing all knowing all powerful Deity that created the universe. Yeah I know that would be fuckin ridiculous.

I'm Spartacus! Makes sense Lets just hope manure dont do a Chelsea on us. i think I'm going bonkers. Talking about us in the 3rd person now! Ill be glad when its midnight Sunday so we can all go party in the streets. Better warn the TSG if we get Pogba cause the town will be painted Blue literally.

Lets all laugh at Carragher

I see Zouma and Stones working well together (IF we get him) I see them being a good partnership. I hope Stones goes straight in for Cahill and Happy gets more time thru the season to step in perm next summer. Im sure we all want to see Dave on the right and at the price he was Baba will get his spot. What I did like to see is Pedro plays both left and right AM which is great for us. I now that the lads swap around during the game but to have someone else that can play well on the left is something we missed. Now if we just fill our central midfield problem I will be a happy chappy.

As long as we buy someone good who we need we can panic all we want eh!

Martinez might be on the old side for Wenger??? I thought I'd be nice earlier so I joined an Everton forum and told them in all honesty and in a thoughtful way that I understood how they must feel but shit happens and said we needed him etc etc. I just went and had a looksee and I lit the place up. Seems Im the fuckin scum of the earth, should fuck off and die, mothers a whore (they were among the nice bits lol) Just 1 lad seemed to get where I was coming from and thanked me for joining to say it. I know that if the roles were reversed and someone had said it on here Id have said ta. I wouldnt have called him every name under the sun. But if someone had joined rubbing our noses in it then course he would deserve all he got. So I thanked him and gave the rest of the wankers a piece of my mind. Suppose thats me banned from there then.

Theres this by Martinez on Sky Sport saying he knows nowt about a TR but we know all about deny deny deny http://www.everton.vitalfootball.co.uk/article.asp?a=410359

Fuck mate Im bouncing off the walls here. Ive had to get stoned to calm down.

To be honest I'm more worried about Tebo. Hes never looked comfortable off pitch to me. I dunno if its just his character that hes got one of those permanent grumpy faces and is uncomfortable in social situtions but his smiles always look forced and no life in his eyes. I see him in Spain within the next 2 seasons.

Just like there was truth to the BS story of him not being happy here. His actual words was he didn't like the weather or the food as much as Spain.

I know where they could pick 2 up dirt cheap.

http://www.squawka.com/news/diego-costa-states-that-he-would-be-happy-to-return-to-atletico-madrid/448036 I suppose its how rumors and bad feelings start.

As Kenedy is 19 born in feb and he is registered this side of the prem year. This in theory means if he turns out to not be loaned out he will be seen as home grown as, he will have played 3 seasons in total. 2 seasons for us when he turns 21 during the 2nd year. however as he is 21 in Feb and the rules state as long as the player is still 21 when his registered for that prem year ie August and completed the 3rd year at the club, then he will be seen as homegrown at the end of the 3rd year. right? if so he is going nowhere for sure. Specially when you see how much HG goes for now!!!!

Oh!! Fuck that then.

I was going to swear in Serbian but I started reading the list of swear phrases and I just started laughing and I thought Jebi ga http://www.youswear.com/index.asp?language=Serbian

They got Lukaku WTF they whining about?

Great news IMHO and I hope it works out well for both the club and for him. Unless of course those shitbags tell him to do one!

My maths teacher (well quite a few of my teachers) methods of teaching was to spend the lesson writing copious blackboards of facts and we student were expected to write them down and learn them parrot fashion. This of course is all very well unless like I was a very slow writer which meant that as I was only half way thru the blackboard the wanker of a teacher was erasing it to write another soddin one! And of course this carried on thru the lesson. And by the end of it I had only got half the notes. And multiply that thru the school term it soon mounts up And with that happening not only in Maths but English Language,History,Geography,French I had enough of it so by the 4th year I was skiving off up the West End alot. But At 17 summet happened and I was convinced to goto Tech college to get my exams. I found the teachers there to be 100% different and they taught students by conversations, asking questions,giving answers. I became like a sponge taking anything that I could in. So in 2 years I had passed 8 O'levels and 2 A'levels. Not alot as far as academia is concerned but for me that was a miracle. I learned everything apart from bloody Maths hahaha Anyway I just came across a very interesting Youtube channel. It explains maths in a way that I understand and I thought I'd share it https://www.youtube.com/user/numberphile

So thinking like that then where the fuck would they find information on Matic or Iva?

But not all players are the bloomin same are they!. I didn't realize that Kenedy will be considered HG in 3 years time! Just imagine how much money hes going to be worth for us with the hyped up prices they fetch!!

Notonly that but if we are being so pedantic maybe a picture next to all the players names so the ones who supposedly dont know theyre own players names just might not know what they look like! But Ive just been going thru all the YTs I cab find for him and in this media click report http://theprideoflondon.com/2015/08/25/top-5-pedro-moments-chelsea-fc-new-signings-best-bits/4/ I found this bit a bit dodgy eh!. 3. 2015 UEFA Super CupMany people don’t count Super Cups as proper competitions, but it is rare that you score a goal in a final that actually wins your team the trophy. RELATED: How Chelsea FC Spoilt Manchester United’s Pedro Party This happened just a couple of weeks ago in fact, when Barcelona took on Sevilla in the UEFA Super Cup. With rumours swirling that Pedro was on the verge of joining Manchester United (LOL), the winger was left on the bench from the outset. An incredibly entertaining affair ensued, with Sevilla overcoming a 4-1 deficit with little over 30 minutes left to take the match into extra-time. Pedro was subbed on and came up trumps in the 115th minute, latching onto the rebound as Beto failed to effectively parry a Messi strike. That would be Barcelona’s fifth, and the game’s ninth, goal that would hand the Catalans the win. Fast forward a week or so and the player had agreed a switch to Chelsea. This wasn’t the only cup winner that Pedro netted. Six years earlier in the 2009 UEFA Super Cup, Pedro again started as a sub, and again came on to score the winner in extra-time. What’s even more odd is that it was in the 115th minute as well. Weird, huh? Next: 2. FIFA World Cup Final

I'm sorry the old boy didn't work out. I had great feelings about him when he first joined us. I wanted him to do his dance for us. Mou said a couple of times last year we would see the best from him this season. Its not easy as we all know for players to gel/adjust to the PL or the country. And English players going abroad. I hope the lad does well and he puts a good word in for us to the Pog.

Dont be daft. If a Chelsea SUPPORTER doesn't know the players names that they supposedly support then its time to quit!