Unionjack

Always been a bit of a conspiracist Kevin, Kenedys,UFOs,Illuminati,Moon landings,Pyramids - all good ones, but cats might be one step beyond for me mate.

This just made me laugh. Its not a bad thing to play up. http://www.pastemagazine.com/articles/2015/09/chelseas-new-stadium-will-be-a-dark-fortress-of-fo.html

I really didn't like the excuse he gave that I just read when asked why everyone else has started the season better than us. Saying its because everyone wants to kill the champions. He coulda just said I dont know. http://www.express.co.uk/sport/football/603856/Eden-Hazard-Chelsea-news-everyone-wants-to-kill-us

http://www.caughtoffside.com/2015/09/08/arsenal-and-liverpool-in-chase-to-sign-new-cesc-fabregas-dani-ceballos/ Just seen a couple of links with this guy to the dippers or that north London club. Only N N N N Nineteen and the 'New Cesc Fabregass' Hes got a release clause of £7.5 mill at Real Betis and played for Spains under 21s. Looks like a good cheap buy.

The only bounty hunters (or should that be fugitive recovery agent) Ive seen anything about is Dog and his lot. And from what I gather they can enter with force the adress of the person they want but cant enter the house of somewhere he is like a family member or friend. But saying that Ive often seen him pushng past someone at the door. I know its allowed in all states apart from 3 or 4 , they sometimes have more powers than the cops and Ive always thought that they cant bring in arrestees with scratchs,bruises etc or they wont be accepted at the jail due to legal liabilities. But often on Dog they get slight injuries (not from Dog tho hes a joke) Hes looking fit tho eh

I make dibs on Unionjacks house!

I see an awful pattern emerging. This may have started in Iran but the violence soon spread to our lovely capital. And I see a bad pattern emerging. Smashing poor defenceless cans of beer with some ugly gooners head. Chelsea lad should be ashamed of himself Chelsea fan beat Arsenal man around head ‘with bag of beer cans’ at Watford Junction Read more at: http://www.london24.com/news/crime/chelsea_fan_beat_arsenal_man_around_head_with_bag_of_beer_cans_at_watford_junction_1_4224472 Copyright © LONDON24

http://www.express.co.uk/sport/football/603708/Chelsea-John-Terry-Piers-Morgan-Arsenal-Transfer-News-Gossip Have you ever heard so much bollox in your life??? The day I see JT in a north London jersey will be the day I give up on humanity!

The lads got great taste in turning manure down. I thought he had a great game against Poland and would love him here. Does look like he likes a pie or 3 eh. Looks ok now tho.

I dont really care what someone does in his spare time as long as he does his job.

I hear ya. I think it would have benefited him more tho to be out on loan. Hes still looking clumsy and slow alot of the time to me and only regular playing time and fighting for a starting spot will sharpen him up. Hes got all the signs of being good but he needs to be taken under control.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-wiltshire-34156673 Blinkin amazing news of the 'SuperHenge' thats been discoverd 3 foot under the soil only 2 miles from Stonehenge. 1st guestimates are that its dated around the same time. Using geophysical imaging technology theyve mapped almost 100 sarsen stones measuring upto 15 foot tall and the area is 5 1/2 times the size of Stonehenge. Theyre also looking at another stoned henge Mesolithic one in Blick Mead the same area thats 4000BC. As this pre dates all known UK henges it could re write history http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-wiltshire-30540914

Any more news of the lad?

Dont think its Witchcraft. just a cheaper version of the Jedi mind trick

Cheers for the giggle bud I needed one. Fuckin cops come round this morning they found me car. A write off But Im sure I used to live above that restaurant! Got raided by health peeps and the DS regularly. Cats and dogs would take a detour away from us and the 'chef' was a big fat sweaty guy I could never work out WTF nationality or what he said cause he had no teeth and always mumbled. But for some reason he always had nice looking birds round him and dripping in diamonds and nice motors. Great drinks on the menu.Might have to try the Anal Seepage or the Apprehensive Platypus!

We all know that sometimes theres no logic in football and teams will pay silly prices, players will take wage cuts and crazy transfers happen. And while I personally see the sense behind your points the personal touch and peoples characters come into play. IF we dont make Europe, IF we lose Mou then Eden wont have his father figure to lean on and no matter what BS he says in a interview (all to do with the depression and lack of motivation hes in right now) hes full of ego and ambition and has an urge to e up with the big knobs. Barca get their transfers back in Jan, Messi is getting on. By then Eden will have woke up and be firing. A swap scenario is possible. Wages can be worked out on by both parties. Where theres a will etc. We never know but shit happens.

I think thats a thing we do forget sometimes that alot of out academy prospects are still very young and its difficult for them to play against seasoned 'complete' men. You look at the lads and most dont look like their balls have dropped yet. So the way that Mou and it seems like the Elgland coachs also are bringing them on slowly, training regular with 1st team, sitting on the benchs getting used to the atmosphere etc can only be good for them (and us eventually), I know alot of us just want to stick them on the pitch but its a big gamble. Then again its a gamble that might be worth taking in a couple of positions. Saying that I see Iva is being fought over by LA Galaxy and New York. Should sell him in Jan to make at least some money on him instead of going for free.

I got a good one Husband takes his Mrs clubbing. There’s a geezer on the dance floor giving it large – break dancing, moonwalking, backdrops,flips,spins the works. She turns to him and says: "See that guy? 25 years ago he proposed to me and I turned him down." Husband says: "Looks like he’s still fucking celebrating!!"

Im normally a glass is half full type of guy. And no point in having dreams unless theyre good ones,

The lad looks like a laugh a minute. Id love to have been a fly on the wall when he had to sing his song on hazing day.

I so hope you are right but as yet I cant really form a proper image of it material wise in my mind, As Ive seen some of the more common new stadiums mentioned I cant do a proper comparison. I just like their clean,sharp,bright,modern look. Difficult to imagine unique being classic and timeless. The city and town planners thought the concrete monstrosities they knocked up everywhere in the 60s/70s would be timeless. But Im sure when I see other examples it will wear on me.

Glad we dont use our real names on here cause I dont mind admitting Ive had a few run ins with the fascist twats. Stick some people in a uniform and they change. Need to put them in their place now n then. Shouting,swearing and threatening people they think wont say owt back to them. Ive even had a letter about 'consistently' getting up out of my seat for extended periods. Wankers. Im with you bruv I would personally prefer something clean and modern like Estadio Da Luz,Allianz, or something ultra modern like the Perth Arena. I think the potato heads new place will be nice too. But I think it might be a lighting problem due to the closeness of housing etc.Its a bloody awkward situation but Im just happy that its happening. I dont really mind us going to Wembley neither might give us a chance to get all us noisey sods together in one area.

Who knows bruv but I did think pre transfers that Mou would make the CL our priority this season. But ever optimist like most seasons Ive booked my flight to Italy. Dirt cheap prices so far in advance. Anyone that went to Moscow or Germany knows how much the bastards raised air fares for us. Daylight robbery.

Didier Drogba la la la la la Didier Drogba la la la la la la Agent Drogs STILL in Chelsea Blue https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nKSLWgHqj5w

I missed the England game. What was he like? someone in the pub said he made a couple of mistakes. Seems Moyes thinks he needs to develop and it was him who bought him. http://www.squawka.com/news/david-moyes-john-stones-needs-time-to-develop/456079