Unionjack

I'm sad. I just woke up and my daily morning ritual is cupa tea/porridge/spliff and go thru NewsNow and its set on Chelsea Transfers. I just went thru the comlete page and theres not one bloody item an even the smallest gossip linked with us. We have gotten to the stage where even the likes of the media click merchants have given up on us getting anyone in. http://www.newsnow.co.uk/h/Sport/Football/Premier+League/Chelsea

2 Left dangleys are better than Cahills 2 left feet. And just imagine having 3 dangleys!!

Ive never been big on pantomimes.

My minds all over the place. But Im still OK for LB

Tebo Dave - Happy - JT - Unionjack with a big hammer Cescy Oscar - Matic Willian - Costa - Hazard IF We can score a goal quick I'll give it a 1-1 if not then 1-3 to them But it should be a good weekend and a couple of us are going tomorrow late afternoon. Try to get a couple of quiet pints over in Beswick. Sing out loud Sing out proud KTBFFH

Theres no denying that Rami has scored some really good important goals for us and has been a solid player most of the time. But as Ive been a good supporter of him I think its time for him to go. Right now him along with 3 or 4 others just are not offering us the help and support we desperately need. Mou has got to stop all this favoritism BS hes doing which is strange as its one of the biggest things Ive liked about him concerning team selection. I cant see us getting over the problem we have right now for a couple of seasons unless theres some GOOD players brought in and right now that doesnt look like happening and its soul destroying.

Why the hell are we still dreaming (or whining) about the Pog for when we wont even shell out for Witsel or Aranguiz?

What Remy is is pretty good depth. He wasn't bought to be a star he was bought to be a solid replacement striker and to do a good job when hes brought on as sub. IMHO this he has done this OK. (Not sure about putting him in as RAM tho) What hes not is a game changer or someone that we can use to offer us creative possibilities. And again IMHO we dont have ANYONE that can do that. To say that the most our bench offers is a mirror copy would be giving too much praise to them. Our depth is very poor and its not only just happened. Im at a loss as to why we dont seem to be able to have multiple GOOD options for each position. Theres alot of teams that have good players fighting to be a starter. We dont have that. Mou said various times at the start of the past 2 seasons HE LIKES having selection problems. But what he says and what actually has occurred are 2 very different things. Its not only our 1st XI that we have trouble with its our depth too.

Because thats what we do. For some reason I'm liking the lad. Not sure if I like him because of us annually being linked with Hulk and Kenedy supposedly the 'New Hulk' but it will be interesting to see if Mou keeps him or hes out on the loanagoround. Major strengths - well-built with powerful burst of acceleration - a very powerful shooter Major weaknesses - one-footed, and largely one-dimensional - doesn't link well with teammates - unused to tracking back defensively Assessment breakdownTackling: On average, he has made less than one tackle per 90 minutes in his Serie A appearances since the start of 2014. Has the necessary physical tools to compete for possession high up the pitch but hasn't been tasked with doing so to date. Marking: Kenedy has rarely been required to track back and help out defensively at either club or international level so far and this is something he will have to get used to in Europe. It is questionable whether he currently possesses sufficient stamina to do so effectively. Heading: He is getting on for 6-foot-tall but has not yet shown himself to be a regular threat in the air at senior level. Close control: Displays good touch and is capable of some wonderful ball manipulation at times. He does, though, quite often receive the ball in a manner that fails to open out the pitch in front of him, thus forcing him to retreat. At senior level, defenders who stay on their feet are usually able to prevent him from cutting inside onto his favoured left foot. Passing: Plays with his head down and appears largely unaware of the positioning of his teammates. The majority of his passes are played back to the full-back or a supporting midfielder after it has become clear that there is insufficient space infield for him to attack with the ball at his feet. Needs to become much more associative in his play. Positioning: Capable of making occasional off-ball bursts in behind but largely sticks to his flank and looks to receive the ball into feet. Arrives well at the far post to meet low crosses from the other side of the pitch. Needs to add more variety to his movements. Crossing: He strikes the ball very well and should therefore be capable of providing good deliveries into the box from wide. However, his primary intention is usually to cut infield and take a shot on goal, with crosses largely utilised as a last resort when that isn't possible. Finishing: He is a powerful shooter from medium and long range, while he also produced a couple of cool and precise finishes from closer in to score against Botafogo and Bonsucesso during the State Championship. He has taken a very solid average of 3.44 shots per 90 minutes in his Serie A appearances since the start of 2014, but shot selection could be an issue. Under a third of his efforts on goal are on target, while more than a third are blocked.

The truth hurts but youre right. We dont know what the problems are behind the scenes with transfers. Maybe there arent any at all and Mou is on some mis guided ego trip trying to use the same lot as last year. But if thats right I'm worried even more if there ARE troubles as it means its Mou thats gone bomkers. With the likes of Rami/.Cuadrado/Moses all linked going out its going to force us to panic buy and these next couple of weeks are going to be interesting. IF we kew what the problems were (if at all) at least us guys would be able to rest our heads and resign ourselves to a slow build up and a fight for top 4.

I see manure haven't give up on getting Muller http://www.footballfancast.com/football-news/man-united-consider-50m-contract-offer-to-lure-bayern-munich-forward

Maybe once but I dont think I've given him 7/10 more than a couple of times last season. To me hes looking a shadow of himself. He looks thin/weak/grey with hollow cheeks. He looks like Shurrle on a bad day. Seems like the medias picked up on my thoughts of a part ex with Johnny Evans and cash. Theyre reading the site for ideas guys!!!

Fuckin rags http://weaintgotnohistory.sbnation.com/2015/8/13/9145809/chelsea-manchester-united-john-stones-transfer-rumour

You know you love it!!

When we was all doing the Bony or Remy debate I was firmly on the Bony side. I thought he was much better and the hole in heart business worried me but I'm so glad to say I was wrong. Last year he did as much as we could ask from him tho I dont think RM is a good spot for him. I would be interested to see him have a few games run as 1st striker but would still have a healthy Beast on form than anyone. Bony is a similar Remy at 3 times the price and more of the hype. I know who I would rather have,

Excited maybe not the word I use but happy that we are actually buying players we badly need might be more apt. Lets hope its the start we have been waiting for. Specially with it looking like Rami is off and maybe Moses.

He probably knows as much about our transfer business as my barber.

Evans is going to Everton tho I thought £18 mill. I just dont understand why manure wouldn't just do it in part ex. But it does look like they got Otamendi for £35mill

I see the Pikeys are after Moses then http://westhamworld.co.uk/west-ham-close-to-signing-chelsea-star-not-remy/

Its really soul destroying knowing we have problems and seeing all the players that could have helped us all go to different teams to strengthen them against us. I really hope Mou is as pissed off as I am.

All the signs are hes going to manure but the odds have gone down from 50-1 to 4-1 hes going to Citeh.

Instead of all this palaver I dont know why we aren't on her case about not sorting out Costas dodgy leg. Now thats summet to get worked up about not this overblown rubbish.

Its PROBABLY because he IS frustrated about lack of signings and that the club haven't brought in the players we need that he did comment on a small bit part of the squad. When a player doesnt do summet right he gets a mention so just because shes a woman that makes her special? We should have more loyalty in our manager than a quack who are 10 a penny. Mou is in no way perfect and I throw myself around my chair at some stunts he pulls and he gets me laughing like fuck alot of the time too. But I know I'd rather have him than 99% of any other managers. Anyone with any sense must see theres summet going on behind the scenes but 1. He wouldn't have been given a new contract if Roman wasn't happy. 2. Mou wouln't have taken it if he wasn't happy. The reason why theres moaning/whining/bitchin online is that NOBODY outside of the people that matter have any idea just what the problem is. So everyone just puts forward their own opinions and we all have them. We have started the season slow. I'd rather that to be very honest than have all the added pressure of trying to have a perfect season and 'Will we win 4 cups'. I'd rather us start slow and build up as the season goes on. Much less crap from the media and you dont get fans wanting to commit Hara-Kiri when we lose 1 game.

What you should do mate is turn this into a moaning thread. We need another one. If people dont like summet they should operate their right not to comment. Theres no rule in place that says people have to comment on every thread.

First time I've commented on the whole Eva crap but thats what it is. Shes part of a structure that when she made the FB post she knew exactly what she was doing. She was trying to make Mou look small and if it was a player or the £2 a BJ crack whore under Brixton rail bridge then nobody would be giving a fuck. But because there must be amongst us guys that cant get a date and use her picture in a full Chelsea kit to help their imaginations that would prefer to keep her than the best manager in the world they create summet out of nowt. Im more angry that presumably her didn't have Costa straight onto the operating table after Palace. Instead we got another season hoping a magic sponge and sticky tape will keep his hammy together. Just maybe you should be more concerned about that.