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Fuck me he's good. We gotta try and sign him!! You dont always see just how much he directs the play even when he hasn't got the ball. I'm all for having him as Captain tbh. Great vid.

haha Like that Superman baddie Mister Mxyzptlk But he does look tasty ya think?

They've lost to Bournemouth, Newcastle and 0-0 draws with Huddersfield and Newcastle with an additional 1-3 LC loss to Norwich at home. So if we don't fuck these up then something very strange happened in the internationals break

Barca are after the new Lewandowski. The guys already got 7 goals for Genoa Hes got to be worth a go. What do you think Mz @Vesper

Ive liked that we haven't given up even towards the end but that might also have summet to do with the subs Sarri has been doing too. A pair of fresh legs offering a different approach has worked well. But maybe that says more about the starting 11 I dunno. But I do think them sheep shaggers might get a bit hands on - if they can get far enough upfield to Jorgi.

He can't take the hint mate lol Like some bad smell on the bottom of your shoe! But I'm still really hoping either him or Giroud come good!! PLEEEEEEAZE!!!!

But whatya think about having some GOOD clothes designer do one? Something classy that you wouldnt mind going out in. Last tracky top/jacket I really liked was about 25 years ago and I still knock about in it.

I'd also be OK with Mat K as Jorgi Boy cause hes got a good pass plus great in defense. IF Barkley wasn't available put Cescy up front.

I'm sure the image of Lamps in that disgusting color of Blue shirt still burns allot of our eyes and this is a much more putrid bluie. Why not have made it a dark navy blue with gold trim, Gold badge. Or even a Chelsea Blue trim. Something smart. If its all about marketing and selling shirts Shirley the nicer looking the more they would sell. They need to bring in some top designer to do a kit. Stone Island would make a great one - and they could even sponsor a sleeve!

Never seen that before

One day when hes in his 30's

I'll carry this on in The pub section mate

Hard to pick a fave. I liked most of the characters on it. I know that they aren't in vogue now but theres been so many great sketch shows.

I'm all for technology tho!

Read that. Cracked me up. Tho I'm one of the few that think he would score a shed load here even with his amazing 1st touch and not really suited to Sarriball. He knows where the goal is. And our lads can give him the ball to do the job. Total opposite to our current strikers.

Practice makes perfect!

Griezmann on the Wee Baldy Man The reporter then asked Griezmann whether he was impressed by the Chelsea star and the attacker explained how good the former Leicester City man was for France, both during the games and even in training sessions. “Yes [I was impressed]! One could see [it in] the training sessions. Those who are in his team in small-sided games, they win all the time. Suddenly, everyone wants to be with him…” Griezmann said about Kante. “The guy is quiet and shy every day, does not want to interfere. And, on the field, he doesn’t like to lose and gives you everything. This is it.” Antoine Griezmann is yet another member of the N’Golo Kante fan club.

Eden OK?? Eden Hazard out of training with Belgium, concern for Maurizio Sarri and Chelsea http://sportwitness.co.uk/concern-chelsea-player-misses-training-international-duty/

haha Can you imagine it? For 1 JT in red would make him shrivel up and burn. For 2 Manure would never take on a 37 year old dfender. They're a bunch of twats not stupid, No matter how much I love JT I'm afraid his days playing at the top level are over. We now need to get him home helping out here in some aspect..

Hee Hee!! Thats all I need a load of 50+'s dropping like flies thru their tickers exploding 1/2 way roumd Marble Arch!

Our Wee Baldy Man showing his shy side again. And seems the French fans love it

The Maurizio Sarri Sarriball effect: what's changed at Chelsea this season? https://www.telegraph.co.uk/football/2018/09/05/maurizio-sarri-sarriball-effect-changed-chelsea-season/ For those who cant see the full page

It saddens me seeing Cescy like towards the end of his amazing career but I just dont see how he could get some time right now even if he was fit. Chelsea star steps up recovery at Cobham from 'strange' injury as he looks to break into side https://www.football.london/chelsea-fc/players/cesc-fabregas-chelsea-injury-latest-15109799

I still dont like it, disgusting color and looks very cheap. But now I know that its an arial shot of town and suppose it means we rule London I at least like the psychology behind it even if nobody we play will get it. Chelsea release new light blue third kit complete with aerial shot of London… and it even comes with its own app! Chelsea have released their third kit for the 2018-19 Europa League campaign The 'vapor' light blue shirt is worn with teal blue shorts and crimson socks Aerial shot of Stamford Bridge and its surrounding area is depicted on the front The third kit is the first football shirt to feature 'NikeConnect technology http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-6133451/Chelsea-release-new-kit-complete-aerial-shot-London.html