Ollie

Nice, happy birthday. Take it you're gonna get completely wrecked later, well you need to really on a 21st Birthday, it's like, the law, especially that falling on a Saturday! I'm feeling great, managed to fly through work today and get everything done by half 8 so was home by 9, basically got a 3 day weekend now and Chelsea are playing soon so all good and the suns out and the Olympics is going well. Been a great day so far.

Next Tuesday, that's good then, he may get some Community Shield time and be ready for the Wigan game. Awesome.

He's a beast for sure but that's it. He should play Rugby really or make money in American Football. Why he plays football, only he knows.

Not gonna lie, i just wanna see an awesome goal-fest lol. I wanna see us look very dangerous and clinical in front of goal but yeah, fitness is key. Hope to see good chemistry and a nice relaxed game. There's no pressure, express yourselves.

They will miss the first game for a Friendly? That's fucking shameful. Ok... Cahill or Ivanovic for Luiz... hmm. Interesting choice.

Jim keeps the forum running every month to be honest. I like to give my member of the month to someone who has contributed the most on the board rather than behind the scenes. I'm sure that's what the member of the month is for. Yes, Jim has been busy as fuck over the last few weeks and he rightly deserves some acclaim because he's great at what he does but it shouldn't win member of the month votes imo. It should be purely on contribution and activity on the board.

It is shit but the advanced option is good. If you want a quick way, just try and remember a not so common word thats in the thread and search that word lol. For example, if you want the 'We hate Arsenal Thread' just type in 'toilet'

His touch has been awful but like a true striker, he got onto the right place to poach just on H/T.

Actually this thread is different because these are competitors, not fans lol. Will be easier to post in. Will find more pictures but these are just starters of course.

Yep, that's what does it for me. There's something about the shape and the long legs too but they are so quick, you don't know where it's gone. I can't sleep til i know it's gone.

All the time for me. Motivation is always the thing that kills me. I joined a gym in 2003 - 2010, hardly even went because i couldn't be bothered. I have weights sitting next to me asking for some usage right now but i aint gonna be using em lol. I wish i was as motivated as some guys get, i kinda envy them. I am lazy but not enough to let myself completely go.

Yeah, that's true. I'm focusing on people that could help themselves tho and have done it all by themselves. Ovbiously some ppl are brought up so poorly by lazy arsed parents that they are gonna find it difficult but that's not their fault. Different story tho.

And anyway, since when was the fat kid the bully? Where i'm from, the fat kid was the bullied with his ginger mate

You should respect your body and your own well-being in my opinion. You should always respect yourself. You may not be able to help those around you but you have full control what happens to you and if you're in a hospital bed suffering because you are 30 stone, you only have yourself to blame.

Blimey this is theeeee toughest one yet for me, but as i said Duppy Conquerer first, i will stick with that. Hutch and Ryan very close behind. Even the rest have been great, even some who have been great this month didn't make the list. Anyway, DC for me.

I don't mind fat people lol i just don't get why ppl get soooooooo obesely massive. They deserve to get a heart attack. To be honest, i could list 100 things and be here all day because some things do bug me but these 2 are the things that get me the most. I won't even go onto the ppl who are claiming benefits because of drug/alcohol abuse. I'll leave that for another day.

That's epic, i don't have a mic but i like the concept.

I don't for the life of me get why some people get so fat. I mean, i eat a lot of shit, i don't touch any vegetables or fruit but i'm still pretty much average weight and appearance for my age and height. I see some people and just think..."WHY!?" I also don't understand how people can be gay. I'll look at some of the most stunning women, whether it's in picture, tv or in the street and just couldn't comprehend how you could even think about being the other way. can't understand how that works at all. I'm not blaming them, i have no problem with homosexuals before i get the homophobic card launched at me, i'm just simply stating that i find it amazing how you can feel like that. And anyway i am shit scared of spiders, not afraid to admit it. I know they wont hurt me but that's the way it is. When i went to the Philippines, there were cockroaches in my bed etc, i didn't mind them, picked it up and chucked it away. The Filipinos are more scared of them than they are of Spiders it seemed to me. Yet if it was a spider, i'd be out asap.

But Messi's not quite the same as them. He needed help to show of his potential. You can take drugs for stamina, strength, fitness etc but drugs can't help you with how amazing you are with a football at your feet. His ability is being controlled by himself, he's doing what he wants to do. He's still a very small guy. Cyclists, runners etc take drugs that really do have an effect on how they perform. Nothing in this universe can make you play football like Lionel Messi. If there was something, i'm on it and maybe Kalou can try some too.

I hope he plays today but have a feeling Brazil could rest players as they are already through and will win the match today no matter who they play probably. I'm so excited about Oscar although i've only seen him once, i don't wanna hope for too much. He just looks so good tho, i'm so looking forward to seeing him play again.

No sun here at all today by the looks of it. Just overcast but quite warm.

Cap you're being a bit harsh. Let's thank whoever it was who decided to let Messi have the career he's had. This must've happened to thousands of other people but because none are as good as Messi, this is being dramatically inflated. The right thing HAS been done regarding the Messi case and i'm privileged that i've seen him play. Imagine never seeing this guy do what he's done... woulda been a travesty. This case should be a catalyst to help everyone in difficulty, no matter the level of quality of the player.

Bit pissed off that these Olympics are fucking up my work schedule so much. Twice now i've got up at 3:30am and deliveries have been cancelled so didn't need too even be there. I am quite glad to be home tho so early but it's very annoying. I'm also excited about watching a great day of Olympic stuff today. Cycling, Swimming, Rowing, Football. Awesome.

Its actually getting annoying now, just glad that this isn't involving one of our players. Modric is worth no more than £30m. He has a lot of quality but he doesn't score goals or create them. I'm glad we went for Oscar and stayed clear of him. I'm also glad those idiots turned down our £40m bid last year. Come on Levy you nonce, let the little fucker go. Turning that down is utter insanity.

I take my idea as a no, then