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And i knew loanies couldn't possibly get infected from the first training session. I'm impressed!

See? I just want this:

No ref can save us. We have to step up big time on our own. It's our last chance to show some nerve and slap them, remember?

The purpose of players while playing is to win, but celebration of a player is a personal matter. No one has ever stopped while the ball is in play to pray for no reason, so drop it.

This. Or something like this. I'd instruct Luiz to stick with Dracula, like a pest, all 90 minutes and don't let him breathe. This can also work playing him as DMF, Iva CB & Azpi RB, because Luiz is better as midfielder imo. Matic & Salah are a must for me. Also Lampard since he is not available for CL and/or Mikel (not starting but as a substitute). Torres is the only option it seems. Oscar & Schurrle is a risk worth taking imo (each for different reason) because if it works it will do miracles.

Not MOTM for be (by very small margin though), but definitely hair of the match.

Brilliant imitation of a Torres: http://fat.gfycat.com/JitteryPoliteHydra.webm On a more serious note, well done Real! I think they will do well @ Allianz also. Good because Real is a much more worthy opponent for Us/Atletico imo. Pepe failing, always so much fun. Bayern was simply hilarious. Very ironic and humiliating for a team to need to play 250 passes per goal but ultimately get completely outclassed by some 4-5 counter attacking passes in a matter of seconds by the other team. BUT some papers still gonna say that "Bayern played well, throw everything and blah blah blah" instead of something like "Bayern's bloated approach bores ppl to death".

Haters gonna hate. Don't mind them. Neutrals just wanna see goals and drama. In our eyes it was another flawless execution of a plan crafted by the mastermind Jose Mourinho. Another masterpiece including breathtaking performances by everyone (yes even Torres was good). Nearly perfect though because if we were killers in front we might be talking about a 0-1 today, because we had some good moments. Also why perfect execution of a defensive approach doesn't ever get at least a minimum amount or praise? We actually stopped Atletico from scoring in their own home. That is one of the most difficult achievements in Europe this season, and we are playing in a competition involving the best teams in Europe. Yes "we parked it" because that's what we needed to do, given the opposition and our missing players, and again proved that we are the absolute best at it. It's no easy task to have this strategy available whenever you want. So WTF are these ppl talking about? As is said, fuck the haters. I really don't get it.

Seems like a failed attempt to copy Mou's mnd games to me.

This. I wish we could do that for a change

Good game overall but only because of today's approach. Offensively @ his worst this season. I usually am patient with our players but adding to the fact that he is a villain this season makes me want to kick him out of this club.

Just gonna skip this game as a case for his footballing skills, but what a cunt! Starting to have some second thoughts.

I don't wanna get too excited about those beautiful dribbles and have a goldfish memory, so i only say he did well tonight. Fought with everything he could. That at least we should all recognize.

I had a thought kind of like a dream this morning while lying down to bed. Imagine this United manager seat gets really cursed and beginning with Moyes this season every "chosen one" selected just fails every time! Wouldn't it be so much fun?

Yes that's one very possible scenario. However i believe that it's kind of different emotional attachment. There is a hostile aura @ Anfield, while Madrid is something sweet and innocent-like for him. He may totally hit a blackout and start play fucking brilliant again. (Ok ok never gonna happen, i know, but hope dies last!)

Hahahaha, not a fucking chance!

He played well vs Sunderland taking into account the overall performance. If he plays today i have a good feeling he'll do well. Seriously it's probably his last big chance to show something, anything.

He is brilliant manager.

Oh come on. Please just stop saying that we should sell Oscar. He is the last player we should consider selling. We HAVE TO work on our raw, recently owned material. This club is dying for it. Thank god we have Mourinho now, i trust him with this task and i'd like to see more of our U21 to the first team. Don't give up players that easily.

Actually i'd like some healthy debate with Atletico fans as long as they would behave properly. I think 0-0 1-1 1-0 0-1 are equally possible so imo the safest bet is under 2,5 goals.

Reality check indeed. Next season better football. And don't underestimate our CL chances. We have what it takes to at least reach the final.

Good luck to you Gus. You and your team don't deserve relegation!

I hate Liverpool but all have to admit that besides their fucking good luck and ref decisions and all they are playing good attacking football. Without it nothing good could have happened for them. Full credit to Rogers. He resurrected them and he at least of all people in that disgusting club deserves the title. Pele doesn't so fuck City and fuck Liverpool. As long as we are not gonna win it i don't care to support City to satisfy my hatred. I just hope we give everything we got to slap them big time @ Anfield.

Relax it's Moyes. Seriously i would consider drugs after that season.

I am sorry. It was not my intention to be fully rational about it. That's why i used the work believe. I just hope that because WC is mostly on his mind the pressure got him. It's either that or something to do with Mata departure or an injury. Can't be anything else that we as fans can figure out. I give the last two possibilities very little chance so i believe it's the WC argument.