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Yup. Falcao seems will be gone too. Curious who will they sign in the summer. Maybe Cavani or Benteke.

Or they could bug Tottenham with a few bids for Harry Kane.. I don't see that move happening at all, plus £45m is just too much money

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Or they could bug Tottenham with a few bids for Harry Kane.. I don't see that move happening at all, plus £45m is just too much money

Yes, or that too. I could see Kane will not reject a move to MU, if RVP and Falcao has gone. Plus Spurs has no problem selling to MU like they did with Berbatov and Carrick. Not really bother about the money, as MU don't have any problem to spend their money.

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FROM THE GUARDIAN'S FIVER DAILY EMAIL.

As we all know, Liverpool Football Club is special. Different. Classy. Unique. Special. Unique. Classy. Unique. Iconic. Unique. Special. Unique. Clubby. Clubbish. Clubesque. Special. Unique. Increasingly irrelevant. Over the hill. Past-it. Yesterday’s news. Special. Unique. Iconic. Unique. Special. Special. Special. Unique. Liverpool Football Club are special. And unique. And special. And classy. They’re special and specially unique and uniquely specially and specially special and uniquely classy and they have a different way of doing things, you wouldn’t understand, you just wouldn’t, because you’re not special, or classy, or unique, you’re not Liverpool Football Club, and you wouldn’t understand, so don’t even bother, just accept it, they’re the best football team in the tra-la-la-la land.

Liverpool Football Club’s specialness and uniqueness and classiness naturally places them in a position to pat lesser clubs on the head and let them know of their place in the food chain. Clubs, say, like Southampton, who were browbeaten into selling Adam Lallana and Dejan Lovren to mighty Liverpool last summer. “They have a choice as a club,” Liverpool’s head guru, Brendan Rodgers, roared last August. “They don’t have to sell. You have a choice. Maybe Southampton’s objectives have changed. They were looking to be a [big Cup] club, I believe. They obviously wanted to change. There might be one or two others who leave. It’s just the way it works.” It’s. Just. The. Way. It. Works.

Words to live by. Poetry in motion that comes to mind now that Raheem Sterling is busy letting Liverpool know that the way it works is that he would like to leave in the summer, maybe join a bigger club, play for a team who actually have a chance of winning something in the near future, that there’s only so many times he can hear about the Miraculous Miracle of Istanbul before he’s forced to go all Van Gogh on his ears.

Treason! Naturally Sterling’s desire to play for a good team has been met with fury and The Fiver assumes he has spent the day locked in Melwood’s Re-education Chamber, a crack team of Phil Thompson, John Bishop and John Aldridge taking it in turns to hammer home the uniqueness and specialness and classiness of Liverpool Football Club, making sure Sterling knows that he will forever walk alone if he joins Manchester City, a terrifying prospect indeed. It’s just the way it works

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https://youtu.be/hZ42bGsoHL0

Drunk Louis van Gaal speech at the Manchester United Player of the Year Awards

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Crazy dutch man still talks about that game with his 80% possession.

Hope we win the league next year and shut him up again.

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https://youtu.be/hZ42bGsoHL0

Drunk Louis van Gaal speech at the Manchester United Player of the Year Awards

That speech in full.

Shur Alex Ferguson cunt....david moyes poison chalice....total football.... neeskens...cruyff....manchester alwaysh fookin raining....di maria piece of shit...glazers parasites......FC United.....Who shpilt my Grolsch ??

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