What made you smile today?

[BluesChick 1,260]

manpe's mistake on the Chinese year thread ,,,still chuckling when he suggests Blue Chick is older than me.

Hell, if I was born in 1931 I'd be older than my dad!!!

what made me smile was watching one of my female students smile and get excited when my son walked into my classroom today! I think it made her day!

[Amblève. 4,995]

The following story really made me smile today...

My friend and I went at lunch time to a supermarket to buy something to eat. Right after that we went back to school, as we wanted to go to the school library to search some information on the Internet about a Spanish grammar rule because of a test we'll have next week. Well, my friend went to the toilet, while I decided to go to the library as I wanted to log in on my account. Just 30 secs after I had logged on, a teacher appeared behind me, shouting I should logg out! When I asked "why?" (after I had stopped laughing because I was confused and kind of amused the same time), he said to me that I had been playing Counter Strike! WTF?! When I wanted to know if he was joking he called me a liar because I was "not showing any kind of respect to rules and teachers and that better shut up or we would need to go to the headmaster". I said that I'm not afraid of going to the headmaster's office and I don't feel guilty for anything. When I told him to ask some other pupils, who were in the library, if I had been playing computer games or not, he said that he had seen me and that was enough to prove that I was guilty. So when a girl tried to convince him that I had entered the library just a few seconds before and I hadn't played, he told her not to lie and better shut up, or she would have to go with me to the office too. After he had realized that the the headmaster wasn't at school anymore (lol) we went to the teachers' room where he started to blame me again in front of a informatics teacher. This teacher told the fucking cunt of a teacher that he could take a look at the computer protocol and that he would do that later. As you can imagine, I had no chance to say whole complete sentence, as the douchebag interrupted me after my third or fourth word every single time.

If I had been playing Counter Strike (I would NEVER even do that!), I would had admitted to have done so, but what did see me doing?! I hardly had time to log in, let alone to start a game, as everybody knows that our school computers are slow as fuck, and to start even an Internet browser needs 5-7 minutes!

I'm really looking forward to see the cunt's face when he sees the protocol of my account and notices that I hadn't done anything I'll probably try to force him somehow, to give a written apology to me, as, from the moral standpoint, he should do that.

[francozola 2,040]

The following story really made me smile today...

My friend and I went at lunch time to a supermarket to buy something to eat. Right after that we went back to school, as we wanted to go to the school library to search some information on the Internet about a Spanish grammar rule because of a test we'll have next week. Well, my friend went to the toilet, while I decided to go to the library as I wanted to log in on my account. Just 30 secs after I had logged on, a teacher appeared behind me, shouting I should logg out! When I asked "why?" (after I had stopped laughing because I was confused and kind of amused the same time), he said to me that I had been playing Counter Strike! WTF?! When I wanted to know if he was joking he called me a liar because I was "not showing any kind of respect to rules and teachers and that better shut up or we would need to go to the headmaster". I said that I'm not afraid of going to the headmaster's office and I don't feel guilty for anything. When I told him to ask some other pupils, who were in the library, if I had been playing computer games or not, he said that he had seen me and that was enough to prove that I was guilty. So when a girl tried to convince him that I had entered the library just a few seconds before and I hadn't played, he told her not to lie and better shut up, or she would have to go with me to the office too. After he had realized that the the headmaster wasn't at school anymore (lol) we went to the teachers' room where he started to blame me again in front of a informatics teacher. This teacher told the fucking cunt of a teacher that he could take a look at the computer protocol and that he would do that later. As you can imagine, I had no chance to say whole complete sentence, as the douchebag interrupted me after my third or fourth word every single time.

If I had been playing Counter Strike (I would NEVER even do that!), I would had admitted to have done so, but what did see me doing?! I hardly had time to log in, let alone to start a game, as everybody knows that our school computers are slow as fuck, and to start even an Internet browser needs 5-7 minutes!

I'm really looking forward to see the cunt's face when he sees the protocol of my account and notices that I hadn't done anything I'll probably try to force him somehow, to give a written apology to me, as, from the moral standpoint, he should do that.

haha let us know what happens

[Amblève. 4,995]

Some pupils have vomited (at least it looks like puke...) on the cunt teacher's windscreen

I swear, he's gotta be the most unpopular teacher at our school

[BlueLion. 21,491]

Getting chatted up at work today Love it!

[Amblève. 4,995]

haha let us know what happens

So, nothing has happened so far. I asked the informatics teacher if he took a look at my account's protocol and he said he didn't because he "had no time left to do that". What an idiot, I've seen him drinking coffee for more than 30 minutes at least 4 times this week. It really wouldn't have taken him more than 5 minutes to control my protocol... incompetent teacher

[CHOULO19 24,332]

Bolton vs Liverpool

[BluesChick 1,260]

my daughter baking a cake

[Ollie 4,400]

Seeing this http://www.physioroom.com/news/english_premier_league/epl_injury_table.php

[termninja 5,290]

BluesChick

[BluesChick 1,260]

BluesChick

Thanks I'm glad I made you smile

[manpe 10,861]

Seeing this http://www.physioroo...njury_table.php

LOL, arsenal are certain to be leading a table every season, just not the league one

[zolayes 14,489]

Bale worth £150 000 ,,,OMG they mean £150 million must be to pay arry's tax bill.

[Marvin123 484]

Seeing mick mccarthy this morning buying tuna in sainsburys!

[Liquidator 5,176]

Getting chatted up at work today Love it!

playaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Congratulations on the baby by the way WHS

[zolayes 14,489]

arry grumbling about Ballotelli ,,,gabby Neville mouthing off as well

[CHOULO19 24,332]

The look on Wenger's face when Arsenal lost

[Fulham Broadway 16,846]

Oooh where to start ..the whole of the :ph34r: Emirates :ph34r: boooing..classic.....Robin van Torres ...Spurs.... Rednapps twitching becoming compulsive train crash viewing...606 a general Wenger moan in insted of a phone in...