The Pub - Discuss Anything

[Dion 2,476]

Both. I did research though and flaccid doesn't matter as it's only about how many blood cells are stored in the penis or some shit. Flaccid was like, 1.5 inches (3.8cm) I think and stiff was around 5.4" (13.7cm), but I'm only 17 (nearly 18) so still growing (I hope) :blue scalf: Also once I lose a further 20lbs, it should, in theory, reveal another .6" (1.5cm) taking it to a whopping 6" (15.24cm) ..... Didn't do girth, fuck that shit. It's skinnier than a pencil though.

(I feel SO gay right now.)

It's only gay if you're obsessed with other people's penis. Probably I'm feeling more gay than you right now, since I read everything you said about your penis.

[manpe 10,861]

Both. I did research though and flaccid doesn't matter as it's only about how many blood cells are stored in the penis or some shit. Flaccid was like, 1.5 inches (3.8cm) I think and stiff was around 5.4" (13.7cm), but I'm only 17 (nearly 18) so still growing (I hope) :blue scalf: Also once I lose a further 20lbs, it should, in theory, reveal another .6" (1.5cm) taking it to a whopping 6" (15.24cm) ..... Didn't do girth, fuck that shit. It's skinnier than a pencil though.

(I feel SO gay right now.)

Yeah flaccid means fuck all, those sizes vary greatly. But I must tell you we are almost in the same boat with those numbers

[Hutcho 8,443]

Both. I did research though and flaccid doesn't matter as it's only about how many blood cells are stored in the penis or some shit. Flaccid was like, 1.5 inches (3.8cm) I think and stiff was around 5.4" (13.7cm), but I'm only 17 (nearly 18) so still growing (I hope) :blue scalf: Also once I lose a further 20lbs, it should, in theory, reveal another .6" (1.5cm) taking it to a whopping 6" (15.24cm) ..... Didn't do girth, fuck that shit. It's skinnier than a pencil though.

(I feel SO gay right now.)

More stats than torres' whole Chelsea career.

[Hutcho 8,443]

It's only gay if you're obsessed with other people's penis. Probably I'm feeling more gay than you right now, since I read everything you said about your penis.

I got to the "flaccid" part and thought, this post isn't for me... Lool.

[Rmpr 8,977]

OMG, AND MY CONVERSATION WITH STING WAS GAY????

LIKE, WTF??? 2 GROWN UP DUDES TALKING SERIOUS ABOUT THEIR PENIS SIZE, REALLY??

[DJames 729]

Society tricked me! Here I thought guys don't talk about this stuff....Hahaha thanks for the laugh.

@Leif I'm not laughing at you, just the situation.

[Rmpr 8,977]

@Leif and @manpe, you sure you like women?

[manpe 10,861]

@Leif and @manpe, you sure you like women?

100% sure. I've satisfied two females thus far in my life. Well actually only one was regularly satisfied, the other was not my fault! (as proven by the one that was).

[Leif 6,006]

Just earlier I was thinking that I'd be more attracted to girls if they had tails + cat eyes. Fucked up, I know. But I'm a kinky bastard. (For the record, I do not find cats attractive.)

[Rmpr 8,977]

100% sure. I've satisfied two females thus far in my life. Well actually only one was regularly satisfied, the other was not my fault! (as proven by the one that was).

It was a rethorical question, the fact you answered only concerns me more...

Just earlier I was thinking that I'd be more attracted to girls if they had tails + cat eyes. Fucked up, I know. But I'm a kinky bastard. (For the record, I do not find cats attractive.)

You dont have the right to call yourself kinky!

[manpe 10,861]

Just earlier I was thinking that I'd be more attracted to girls if they had tails + cat eyes. Fucked up, I know. But I'm a kinky bastard. (For the record, I do not find cats attractive.)

Cats are god damn hot

It was a retorical question, the fact you answered only concerns me more...

How in the world should I know what's rhetorical and what isn't on the internet? And why do you feel concerned? Are you homophobic?

[Leif 6,006]

Just been doing some deep thinking. (I know I post loads of rubbish about poo and penises and it's a complete miracle that my rep is over 20), but anyway, I think my personality could be directly compared to a tiger. Oddly enough, growing up, I used to want to be a tiger. Rawr. I'm in an odd mood. In the mood to meditate (Yes I do that too. Judge.) Meow.

[Rmpr 8,977]

How in the world should I know what's rhetorical and what isn't on the internet? And why do you feel concerned? Are you homophobic?

Just been doing some deep thinking. (I know I post loads of rubbish about poo and penises and it's a complete miracle that my rep is over 20), but anyway, I think my personality could be directly compared to a tiger. Oddly enough, growing up, I used to want to be a tiger. Rawr. I'm in an odd mood. In the mood to meditate (Yes I do that too. Judge.) Meow.

I wont say I like gays, because I dont!

But I can respect them and talk to them (if they dont hit on me), I have colleagues who are faggots (well, it is pretty clear though) and I have no problems.

I just think straight people dont talk about penises like you two do, giving likes and smileys. Did it bother me? Yes, but you do whatever you want...

[Spike 12,049]

Even with my problems you guys make me feel normal and alpha male as fuck.

[manpe 10,861]

I wont say I like gays, because I dont!

But I can respect them and talk to them (if they dont hit on me), I have colleagues who are faggots (well, it is pretty clear though) and I have no problems.

I just think straight people dont talk about penises like you two do, giving likes and smileys. Did it bother me? Yes, but you do whatever you want...

Me and Leif just have similar interests, it's not like I want to mow his backyard all of a sudden.