The Pub - Discuss Anything

[Amblève. 4,995]

you could just bite into the apple and spit it out ....

He could've used a spoon too...

[Naked Mole Rat 437]

He could've used a spoon too...

Spoons are nearly as dangerous as knives for this kind of work. I'll have to use an uncontrollable amount of force to scoop out a piece, and in doing so, I can accidentally stab my wrist with the spoon, cutting my artery wide open to start spouting out blood, and then I'll freak out jumping up and down, stub my foot in the kitchen counter breaking a couple toes, and as I quickly reach down to wrap my bloody hands around my toes, I'll bump my head on the edge of the table, cracking my skull, and cause the entire table to dismantle and the glass pane on it shatter onto my pretty little face. Then, I'll be lying there in the kitchen screaming and bleeding, not just blood, but also that gooey stuff in my brain, but soon, I'll start to feel the pain go away and my anal sphincter relax, and I'll be feeling extremely comfortable in no time.

On a second thought, spoons do seem like a better option than knives.

[Spike 12,049]

Huh? What happened to the cool and unapproachable Spikey?

He got old. Or he got drunk again, I can't remember.

[Amblève. 4,995]

He got old. Or he got drunk again, I can't remember.

Thought it was something more serious... but you're not drunk now, right?

[Rubber bullets 1,183]

Am I'm the only one that can't do nightclubs? My friends have dragged me to one 3 times this year and each time I could not enjoy myself as I kept thinking I'm going to suffocate or be crushed too death. Not to mention you can't enjoy a drink (or even order one properly) becuase you are constantly geting pushed around and spilling it everywhere (mainly on me) all the while listineng to ear shattering, shitty repetative music a 5 year old could compose. Whatever happened to going to a pub for a quite drink?

[Hutcho 8,443]

Am I'm the only one that can't do nightclub? My friends have dragged me to one 3 times thi year and each time I could not enjoy myself as I kept thinking I'm going to suffocate or be crushed too death. Not to mention you can't enjoy a drink (or even order one properly) becuase you are constantly geting pushed around and sillin everywhere (mainly on me). Whatever happened to going to a pub for a quite drink?

I prefer going to the pub too. Too many people, and drinks are crazy expensive and it takes half an hour to get one.

[CHOULO19 24,332]

I prefer going to the pub too. Too many people, and drinks are crazy expensive and it takes half an hour to get one.

Couldn't have said it better my self. The funny thing about nightclubs is that they are supposed to be about socializing, but how in the world are you supposed to do that when you can't talk to anybody over the sound of the....can't get myself to call it music.

[Spike 12,049]

Thought it was something more serious... but you're not drunk now, right?

Nah, it's quite simple. I met a girl and I actually like her for once and I was drunk when I posted it.

[Amblève. 4,995]

Am I'm the only one that can't do nightclubs? My friends have dragged me to one 3 times this year and each time I could not enjoy myself as I kept thinking I'm going to suffocate or be crushed too death. Not to mention you can't enjoy a drink (or even order one properly) becuase you are constantly geting pushed around and spilling it everywhere (mainly on me) all the while listineng to ear shattering, shitty repetative music a 5 year old could compose. Whatever happened to going to a pub for a quite drink?

Hate them, tbh.

Prefer house parties where you can actually talk with somebody without being accosted by some idiots + you know almost everybody there.

I mean what's the point in going to a big room that is crowded with drunk fools and girls that will try to get you buying them drinks, loud shit "music" everywhere, fucked up toilets with piss all over the floor, and overpriced liquors?! And when there's no chill area (couch etc.), the owner of the club can fuck himself sideways.

Anyway... went to a club about 4 months ago the last time (well, I had to go, not my fault really) and I swear it was one of those nights I don't wanna remember, wish I was drunk that time.

Nah, it's quite simple. I met a girl and I actually like her for once and I was drunk when I posted it.

I hope you weren't completely wasted when you talked to her, or at least she was also drunk

[Spike 12,049]

I hope you weren't completely wasted when you talked to her, or at least she was also drunk

I was still in reasonable control when we spoke. My friends say I have a sweet spot of drunkeness where I become a charming bastard, but if I drink too much in that state, I turn into a arse. Thankfully drank enought to be a charming man. I did get a bit too drunk later on though.

[manpe 10,861]

Have been to a club once, was forced to go. The horrible part was that I wasn't even properly drunk to go. It ended up being a 7 euro piss break. I sat on a couch and used the toilet and did nothing else. The noise was horrible and so loud I couldn't make myself heard let alone hear others. I didn't have much doubt before, but that experience confirmed that only dumb and shallow people go to nightclubs.

[Spike 12,049]

Have been to a club once, was forced to go. The horrible part was that I wasn't even properly drunk to go. It ended up being a 7 euro piss break. I sat on a couch and used the toilet and did nothing else. The noise was horrible and so loud I couldn't make myself heard let alone hear others. I didn't have much doubt before, but that experience confirmed that only dumb and shallow people go to nightclubs.

Right on the money. Trashy women, forty year old business men, sweat, smell, poor lighting, tiny toilets, pretentious barstaff and bouncers, loud music, bad music, etc. That's my experience at clubs. Hate 'em.