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[Amblève. 4,995]

I dont have a fucking name for it and if my girl ever name it, I might just slap her in the face.

No violence mate. Otherwise I'll kill you.

[Rmpr 8,977]

No violence mate. Otherwise I'll kill you.

Your avatar guy looks like Justin Bieber, just saying...

[Stingray 9,441]

I dont have a fucking name for my penis and if my girl ever name it, I might just slap her in the face with it.

Corrected that for you, Rmpr

[Amblève. 4,995]

Your avatar guy looks like Justin Bieber, just saying...

WTF?! Sure that's a reason to kill you, no?

Man, that's Benjamin Griffey aka Casper, one of the best German conscious rappers!

[Stingray 9,441]

WTF?! Sure that's a reason to kill you, no?

Man, that's Benjamin Griffey aka Casper, one of the best German conscious rappers!

I do prefer unconscious rappers though ....

[MetsajCFC 1,255]

Yeah the system in Estonia sucks. They lowered the standards because the population is getting weaker, but places need to be filled. The tests were not thorough at all imo. The best chance to escape duty is to cock something up to the shrink, which I did. I mean every Oscar and Emmy winning actor would have been proud of my performance. There were tears, piss and goo flying everywhere.

Üks tuttav rääkis, kuidas üks tüüp teenistusest pääses. Kui temalt küsiti kus ta elab, ronis ta laua peale ja vaatas aknast välja ning ütles "siit ei paista" - ja oligi korras

Tore, et vähemalt sinule meeltmööda asi lahenes, praeguseks. Ise teenisin Jõhvis, vabatahtlikult kohe pärast gümnaasiumi ja enne ülikooli. Asi pole nii hull kui internetis räägitakse. Seal on inimesi, keda sa näiteks tava elus kindlasti ei kohta, igavene kirju kari.. nalja sai palju. Ainuke jama asi on toit. Ja mitte toidu maitse/olemus, vaid kogus. Kogu elu trenni teinud või nii, aga just viimased 4 aastat mõtestatult jõudu teinud. Aga kui süüa ei saa ning 06:00-22:00 oled rakkes, siis võtab kolinal uuesti alla. Muidu oli norm? Palju sul kokku aega läks?

[Stingray 9,441]

I dont have a fucking name for my penis and if my girl ever name it, I might just slap her in the face.

Or just call it garçom pequeno ...

[Rmpr 8,977]

You're just jealous because yours doesn't have a cool name. Little Rafa, right?

Or just call it garçom pequeno ...

People who talk about other's penis size have the smallest, just saying...

[Stingray 9,441]

@Rmpr , you were saying?

[Amblève. 4,995]

People who talk about other's penis size have the smallest, just saying...

I'm not talking about Little Rafa's size, just about its name :heart:

[Rmpr 8,977]

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@Rmpr , you were saying?

OMG, THEY MADE A STATUE FOR ME?????

[Stingray 9,441]

OMG, THEY MADE A STATUE FOR ME?????

Hahahahahaahaha .... the Coca Cola just squirted through my nose when I read that .....

It is actually an Icelandic Paleolitic Cock .... I shit you not!

[Rmpr 8,977]

I'm not talking about Little Rafa's size, just about its name :heart:

All I have to say about Little Rafa (arrrgh):

[Stingray 9,441]

All I have to say about Little Rafa (arrrgh):

so you have a shrinky blood-penis instead of a meat-penis @rmpr?

[Stingray 9,441]

let's end this size debate!! bring in facts!

[Rmpr 8,977]

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let's end this size debate!! bring in facts!

LOOOOL

EDIT: Oh fuck, I shouldnt have said that...

[BlueLion. 21,491]

If that's something to go by, I must be part Korean

[Stingray 9,441]

Well I am proud to be Belgian seeing this chart!