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[DDA 9,690]

Seems like I missed something in the past couple of days, how did the member @Ronaldo get banned?

Good riddance and it was obvious he was a troll and not a Chelsea supporter but what did he do to finally get struck by the ban hammer?

Alex had enough!

[CHOULO19 24,332]

Seems like I missed something in the past couple of days, how did the member @Ronaldo get banned?

Good riddance and it was obvious he was a troll and not a Chelsea supporter but what did he do to finally get struck by the ban hammer?

Homophobic comments.

PS: Spike and Ankit, take it to the cricket thread if that is what you're talking about. No gibberish in the pub, please.

[Rmpr 8,977]

Seems like I missed something in the past couple of days, how did the member @Ronaldo get banned?

Good riddance and it was obvious he was a troll and not a Chelsea supporter but what did he do to finally get struck by the ban hammer?

Alex was bored!

[Strike 7,217]

Homophobic comments.

PS: Spike and Ankit, take it to the cricket thread if that is what you're talking about. No gibberish in the pub, please.

I can't believe only 15 countries play competitve cricket. The rest of the world is missing all the fun to be had from cricket

[CHOULO19 24,332]

I can't believe only 15 countries play competitve cricket. The rest of the world is missing all the fun to be had from cricket

I honestly have no idea what the purpose of that game is!

[Dion 2,476]

I can't believe only 15 countries play competitve cricket. The rest of the world is missing all the fun to be had from cricket

Seriously?! That many? I'd guess fewer!

[OneMoSalah 8,776]

I can't believe only 15 countries play competitve cricket. The rest of the world is missing all the fun to be had from cricket

Missing out on fun? Cricket? That phrases don't belong in the same sentence mate.

Anyway how good is Vin Disel films oh my chronicles of riddick, pitch black and there is a new one coming out in September.

[Spike 12,049]

Missing out on fun? Cricket? That phrases don't belong in the same sentence mate.

Anyway how good is Vin Disel films oh my chronicles of riddick, pitch black and there is a new one coming out in September.

Vin Diesel is a Dungeon and Dragons playing nerd. i'll beat the fuck out of him.

[OneMoSalah 8,776]

Vin Diesel is a Dungeon and Dragons playing nerd. i'll beat the fuck out of him.

Vin Diesel is about as wide as a bus, he'll beat the fuck out of the whole of Australia mate.

[Spike 12,049]

Vin Diesel is about as wide as a bus, he'll beat the fuck out of the whole of Australia mate.

I kick the ass of the nerdlingers at my university all the time. When I'm feeling a bit bored violent like all great men feel occasionally I go down to Gardens Point, walk into S-Block, walk up the flight of stairs to level five and I let loose. My foot because a homing rocket to the dork's arse, no one is spared; pain and destruction is felt evenly between all. They are communists and they are sharing the pain I inflict. I always leave one untouched though, so he can spread the word of my good deeds and fetch me a carton of beer and a bucket of fried chicken. When I'm done I bang their girlfriends and sisters, impregnating them all. My manliness knows no bounds, they are at my every whim. Just as god intended.

[OneMoSalah 8,776]

I kick the ass of the nerdlingers at my university all the time. When I'm feeling a bit bored violent like all great men feel occasionally I go down to Gardens Point, walk into S-Block, walk up the flight of stairs to level five and I let loose. My foot because a homing rocket to the dork's arse, no one is spared; pain and destruction is felt evenly between all. They are communists and they are sharing the pain I inflict. I always leave one untouched though, so he can spread the word of my good deeds and fetch me a carton of beer and a bucket of fried chicken. When I'm done I bang their girlfriends and sisters, impregnating them all. My manliness knows no bounds, they are at my every whim. Just as god intended.

Mate, speak to Vin Diesels bicep. Its huge, its probably the size of Scotland, he and Lukaku are rare breeds of men, absolute tanks.

Vin Diesel may be a nerd but he looks like he kicks heads in when the comic book store are out of batman comics.

Also the bit I made bold, I'm glad you said your foot and not your third leg too, its safe to say if you had said

your pecker then wow, there would be madness in the fucking pub.

[Spike 12,049]

Mate, speak to Vin Diesels bicep. Its huge, its probably the size of Scotland, he and Lukaku are rare breeds of men, absolute tanks.

Vin Diesel may be a nerd but he looks like he kicks heads in when the comic book store are out of batman comics.

I walked into a comic store once. I didn't walk out because I destroyed it. It was no longer a comic book store when I walked out. The last time I was in England, I found myself in an awkward situation, I was the best looking person there, male and female. I wasn't going to sully my body with such ugly people, so I did something I had never done before. I always had a line of women lining up to do this for me so it was a new experience. After a few decades of effort Scotland was created and whatever drizzled out last became Ireland. This is my only regret.

[OneMoSalah 8,776]

I walked into a comic store once. I didn't walk out because I destroyed it. It was no longer a comic book store when I walked out. The last time I was in England, I found myself in an awkward situation, I was the best looking person there, male and female. I wasn't going to sully my body with such ugly people, so I did something I had never done before. I always had a line of women lining up to do this for me so it was a new experience. After a few decades of effort Scotland was created and whatever drizzled out last became Ireland. This is my only regret.

[Spike 12,049]

Also the bit I made bold, I'm glad you said your foot and not your third leg too, its safe to say if you had said

your pecker then wow, there would be madness in the fucking pub.

Once just once I got a little carried away. I was kicking ass like never before, I got a little excited. Then I got REALLY excited. Enough blood to fill the Atlantic ocean rushed south on my body to fill my bavarian meat sausage u-boat destroyer. It was too much, every women in the world had an instant orgasm and got pregnant. And WWII started. Never again.

[OneMoSalah 8,776]

Once just once I got a little carried away. I was kicking ass like never before, I got a little excited. Then I got REALLY excited. Enough blood to fill the Atlantic ocean rushed south on my body to fill my bavarian meat sausage u-boat destroyer. It was too much, every women in the world had an instant orgasm and got pregnant. And WWII started. Never again.

What the fuck has happened to you today/tonight you mad son of a gun?

[Spike 12,049]

What the fuck has happened to you today/tonight you mad son of a gun?

I'm sorry Ryan, I've been a terrible dad, I haven't taught you how to be a man. Now look at you...as pathetic as you are ugly. The polar opposite of your father. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A FATHER WHEN I NEVER HAD ONE MYSELF? Your sister is fit though...send her around. I can't teach you to be a man, but I'll teach her to be a woman.

[OneMoSalah 8,776]

I'm sorry Ryan, I've been a terrible dad, I haven't taught you how to be a man. Now look at you...as pathetic as you are ugly. The polar opposite of your father. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A FATHER WHEN I NEVER HAD ONE MYSELF? Your sister is fit though...send her around. I can't teach you to be a man, but I'll teach her to be a woman.

Haha 1) my father is too cool to be you, 2) I am beautiful in my own way, 3) I dont have a sister. 4) Fuck you

[Spike 12,049]

Haha 1) my father is too cool to be you, 2) I am beautiful in my own way, 3) I dont have a sister. 4) Fuck you

The second last word is what I'll do to your sister.