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[Spike 12,049]

Never got this mentality. Anyway that team is over. Gilchrist, the last remaining one retired from the IPL this week. Fairytale ending as well.

I really hope England thrash Australia this summer. Especially in the Oval

Acceptable: Go suck a dick you cunt.

Not Acceptable: Go suck a dick you *racist slur* cunt.

For instance, I will say England can go suck a big donky cock and they will do it. It's the natural order of things.

You are making it sound like we are the worst ever side to play cricket! And if that is what you think, you are just being bitter. Accept that. Yes, our team is not a patch on the great Australian side of PAST and no team might be able to reach that height but that doesn't be little what other teams today have achieved.

Mate, it's easy. All you have to do is understand that India got lucky and they won the world cup. What's so bad about that? You got lucky that Australia had a bad series and we gifted it to you. You should be thankful of our generosity. It hardly seems fair, Australia gives India taxis to work in, Universities to attend and the World Cup and you turn around and insult us by calling us bitter. Tsk, tsk, tsk, I thought you guys would be appreciative. Take a look in the mirror, you are the bitter one.

[Ankit 3,176]

Mate, it's easy. All you have to do is understand that India got lucky and they won the world cup. What's so bad about that? You got lucky that Australia had a bad series and we gifted it to you. You should be thankful of our generosity. It hardly seems fair, Australia gives India taxis to work in, Universities to attend and the World Cup and you turn around and insult us by calling us bitter. Tsk, tsk, tsk, I thought you guys would be appreciative. Take a look in the mirror, you are the bitter one.

Haha! Are you serious right now? If Australia had a bad series, so did we! but when we had a good one down under, your captain was just too big a cheat.

Australia gives taxis and universities? First of all, what has that got to do with Cricket? Pretty sure you are joking. If not, do you also remember the incidents where several Indians were thrashed by some Australian boys for nothing?

[OneMoSalah 8,797]

Cricket talk eh... fuck cricket

[Spike 12,049]

Haha! Are you serious right now? If Australia had a bad series, so did we! but when we had a good one down under, your captain was just too big a cheat.

Australia gives taxis and universities? First of all, what has that got to do with Cricket? Pretty sure you are joking. If not, do you also remember the incidents where several Indians were thrashed by some Australian boys for nothing?

No need to be aggressive about it. Australian boys get thrashed by other Australian boys all the time for nothing. Why aren't you complaining about that? Why do you only complain when it's an Indian man that's been beaten up by an Aussie? Do you even care about the reverse? What happens when a defenceless Aussie lad is beaten up by a pack of vicious bloody thirsty Indians? What you think you are better than Australia? You think you are better than me and my family and friends? You don't give us jobs, I don't see you offering your Universities to us. Maybe I want to be taxi driver studying at the Univerity of Goa or something, you don't know that, you never asked. I used to like you, you used to be cool.

So shut up and be grateful Australia took pity on India and let them win a title that means so much to you.

[OneMoSalah 8,797]

Put it this way lads, Scotland would beat your lot at any sports bar football, rugby, cricket, golf, basketball, hurling, any olmypic sport. So yeah we'd get beat every time. Even Lithuainia beat us at Football.

[Kieran. 6,317]

No need to be aggressive about it. Australian boys get thrashed by other Australian boys all the time for nothing. Why aren't you complaining about that? Why do you only complain when it's an Indian man that's been beaten up by an Aussie? Do you even care about the reverse? What happens when a defenceless Aussie lad is beaten up by a pack of vicious bloody thirsty Indians? What you think you are better than Australia? You think you are better than me and my family and friends? You don't give us jobs, I don't see you offering your Universities to us. Maybe I want to be taxi driver studying at the Univerity of Goa or something, you don't know that, you never asked. I used to like you, you used to be cool.

So shut up and be grateful Australia took pity on India and let them win a title that means so much to you.

Woooow. Wow. Wow. Wow.

Jesus fucking Christ.

[DDA 9,689]

Cricket talk eh... fuck cricket

Haha .. mate I was about to post the same thing.... fuck cricket. I'd rather play Croquet.

[Ankit 3,176]

No need to be aggressive about it. Australian boys get thrashed by other Australian boys all the time for nothing. Why aren't you complaining about that? Why do you only complain when it's an Indian man that's been beaten up by an Aussie? Do you even care about the reverse? What happens when a defenceless Aussie lad is beaten up by a pack of vicious bloody thirsty Indians? What you think you are better than Australia? You think you are better than me and my family and friends? You don't give us jobs, I don't see you offering your Universities to us. Maybe I want to be taxi driver studying at the Univerity of Goa or something, you don't know that, you never asked. I used to like you, you used to be cool.

So shut up and be grateful Australia took pity on India and let them win a title that means so much to you.

Is comprehension your problem @,? First of all, it was all about Cricket before for some odd reason which only you know, bring up the taxis and universities and what not? I still don't see how that's relevant to cricket! But anyway may be you needed a point to justify why you were being bitter!!

Secondly, where the fuck did i mention that i think my family and friends are better than you? Again, read and comprehend.

Thirdly, Who is stopping you from coming over here and being a taxi driver and studying in university of goa or wherever? Just pick up your bag and come over here but you won't because you won't be able to mix up with our culture.

We should be grateful to Australia? Hahaha.

[Spike 12,049]

Is comprehension your problem @,? First of all, it was all about Cricket before for some odd reason which only you know, bring up the taxis and universities and what not? I still don't see how that's relevant to cricket! But anyway may be you needed a point to justify why you were being bitter!!

Secondly, where the fuck did i mention that i think my family and friends are better than you? Again, read and comprehend.

Thirdly, Who is stopping you from coming over here and being a taxi driver and studying in university of goa or wherever? Just pick up your bag and come over here but you won't because you won't be able to mix up with our culture.

We should be grateful to Australia? Hahaha.

And done. I've successfully proven that Indians don't know how to banter. Relax mate, it's all just been a wind up. I've never actually watched India play cricket and I have not even watched a single minute of it since I was about 8. I thought you'd catch on but you didn't so enough is enough.

[OneMoSalah 8,797]

Haha .. mate I was about to post the same thing.... fuck cricket. I'd rather play Croquet.

Fuck cricket, I'd rather have one of my testicles scrapped off with a rusty wallpaper scraper than play cricket.

Too far? Fuck it

[Spike 12,049]

Fuck cricket, I'd rather have one of my testicles scrapped off with a rusty wallpaper scraper than play cricket.

Too far? Fuck it

It's pretty boring. Even worse to play in the summer over here. Practically suicide.

[Ankit 3,176]

And done. I've successfully proven that Indians don't know how to banter. Relax mate, it's all just been a wind up. I've never actually watched India play cricket and I have not even watched a single minute of it since I was about 8. I thought you'd catch on but you didn't so enough is enough.

So you thought i would be hurling abuses at you but i didn't so i don't know how to banter. And hence the whole countrymen don't know how to banter?

Anyway off to dinner! Enough is enough!

[Spike 12,049]

So you thought i would be hurling abuses at you but i didn't so i don't know how to banter. And hence the whole countrymen don't know how to banter?

Anyway off to dinner! Enough is enough!

The English language has been destroyed and so has my ability to continue on in life.

[OneMoSalah 8,797]

It's pretty boring. Even worse to play in the summer over here. Practically suicide.

Even going to watch a match, what do the fans do? Just sit there? The atmospheres like golf from what I've seen. No noise at all.

[Strike 7,265]

Cricket talk eh... fuck cricket

Even among the minnows, Scotland is the shit

Even going to watch a match, what do the fans do? Just sit there? The atmospheres like golf from what I've seen. No noise at all.

You have obviously never watched India vs Pakistan

[Strike 7,265]

The English language has been destroyed and so has my ability to continue on in life.

this reminds me of a discussion in the cricket thread a few months ago. same topic but that was more entertaining tbh.

[DDA 9,689]

Fuck cricket, I'd rather have one of my testicles scrapped off with a rusty wallpaper scraper than play cricket.

Too far? Fuck it

Not too far at all Mr Davidson but if you do intend to perform this act I strongly recommend this procedure to eliminate pain.

[Jype 6,398]

Seems like I missed something in the past couple of days, how did the member @Ronaldo get banned?

Good riddance and it was obvious he was a troll and not a Chelsea supporter but what did he do to finally get struck by the ban hammer?