The Pub - Discuss Anything

[lucio 5,418]

anyone else buzzing for bayern - juve?

[Stingray 9,441]

I'm hopefully going into a vagina, coitus style. Pardon my English. Consensual too.

Ow consensual! Time for a style change I guess :-)

Go for it tiger. Eat it before you pierce it, though :-)

[Rmpr 8,977]

I'm hopefully going into a vagina, coitus style. Pardon my English. Consensual too.

Condoms sucks, just saying...

Also, have a wank tonight. It will make you last longer!

[Stingray 9,441]

Be carefull! More than two wanks combined with stress + alcohol causes certain limp dick syndrome ....

Just saying :-)

[manpe 10,861]

I take it Spike is having a date with some broad?

[Hutcho 8,443]

I'm hopefully going into a vagina, coitus style. Pardon my English. Consensual too.

Lol that parts always reccomended.

[Hutcho 8,443]

Ow consensual! Time for a style change I guess :-)

Go for it tiger. Eat it before you pierce it, though :-)

Thats some good life advice lol.

[Hutcho 8,443]

I take it Spike is having a date with some broad?

One of those "£1000 dates".

[Rmpr 8,977]

Be carefull! More than two wanks combined with stress + alcohol causes certain limp dick syndrome ....

Just saying :-)

No, dont scare him!

If you are like months/weeks without having sex nor masturbating, you can cum pretty darn fast and a lot (this is no porn movie, so you definetly dont want that). Having a wank one or two days before your date can only help!

[Stingray 9,441]

[CHOULO19 24,332]

I wonder why our female members never post in the pub..

[Hutcho 8,443]

I wonder why our female members never post in the pub..

So do i...

[Rmpr 8,977]

I wonder why our female members never post in the pub..

So do i...

I dont, it is all Stingray's fault!

[We Hate Scouse 10,286]

Will we see a pic of the little one in full Chelsea kit? :eyebrows:

I posted one of him in a Chelsea romper when he was first born!!!

[Rmpr 8,977]

I posted one of him in a Chelsea romper when he was first born!!!

OMG SO CUTE!

Gets a bonus like because of the romper!

[Spike 12,049]

Be carefull! More than two wanks combined with stress + alcohol causes certain limp dick syndrome ....

Just saying :-)

I've been there before a few times, and I'm quite aware it's awful.

Ask Dion for the full story.

[Stingray 9,441]

I've been there before a few times, and I'm quite aware it's awful.

Ask Dion for the full story.

I will :-)

[Leif 6,006]

I saw this in a philosophy thread on a forum related to a hobby of mine and I think I might try and start doing this when I can. It'd be a shame if someone were to take advantage of this though and use the 'service' when they don't actually need it at all:

We enter a little coffeehouse with a friend of mine and give our order. While we’re aproaching our table two people come in and they go to the counter:

‘Five coffees, please. Two of them for us and three suspended’ They pay for their order, take the two and leave.

I ask my friend: “What are those ‘suspended’ coffees?”

My friend: “Wait for it and you will see.”

Some more people enter. Two girls ask for one coffee each, pay and go. The next order was for seven coffees and it was made by three lawyers - three for them and four ‘suspended’. While I still wonder what’s the deal with those ‘suspended’ coffees I enjoy the sunny weather and the beautiful view towards the square infront of the café. Suddenly a man dressed in shabby clothes who looks like a beggar comes in throught the door and kindly asks

‘Do you have a suspended coffee ?’

It’s simple - people pay in advance for a coffee meant for someone who can not afford a warm bevarage. The tradition with the suspended coffees started in Naples, but it has spread all over the world and in some places you can order not only a suspended coffee, but also a sandwitch or a whole meal.

Wouldn’t it be wonderful to have such cafés or even grocery stores in every town where the less fortunate will find hope and support ? If you own a business why don’t you offer it to your clients… I am sure many of them will like it.