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[Spike 12,049]

Says David De Gea!

I make the ladies weak at the knees with my ball handling skills as I have the ball handling skills of a lesbian. :eyebrows: After I finish showing the ladies my skills, we chow down on some doughnuts.

[CHOULO19 24,332]

I make the ladies weak at the knees with my ball handling skills as I have the ball handling skills of a lesbian. :eyebrows: After I finish showing the ladies my skills, we chow down on some doughnuts.

Oh David, I wish you would handle my balls

[Spike 12,049]

Oh David, I wish you would handle my balls

[We Hate Scouse 10,326]

@TexasWhite7, @, @jimboH, @Jellyfire, @Fish and Chips in th, @Leeeeb, @Vitorresduka9, @i8mufc, @KBEES, Leeds are shit. Go home.

[We Hate Scouse 10,326]

It's actually quite funny because you can tell their little kids by the fact it's currently school holidays and they're all only at 2/3/4am. Sad, deprived children.

[Spike 12,049]

Leeds United has the ugliest team crest I've ever laid eyes on.

[Kezza 1,965]

@KBEES,

You are a sad sad person. I feel sorry for you however you were brought up

http://www.thefootba...tm?447,10661254

That was in 09!!! been going on for over 3 years! Jeeez mate. lol

Glad I don't live your life

[OneMoSalah 8,883]

The mod have a fondness for spankings. It's alright if you're into that sort of thing but the cheeks end up a bit red.

The mods are a good lot but they are human like the rest of us. So if their Mrs is giving them a hard time, the might be more likely to pull the banhammer out!

@, mate I've been trying real hard to get some of this fabled 'Irn Bru' but it's hard. I've been on their website in the last ten or so minutes and they've got a great sense of humour.

Scots have got a great sense of humour in general. You need to get some Irn Bru special delivered I know you will like it.

[Spike 12,049]

Scots have got a great sense of humour in general. You need to get some Irn Bru special delivered I know you will like it.

I wonder who'd win out of a fight between Ryan Davidson ( a bottle of Scotch), SeB ( a cheese eating surrender monkey) Cap ( a Doctor), We Hate Scouse ( a Pomegranate) and Spike Spiegel ( a convict)?

[Hutcho 8,443]

I was wondering why the fuck we had a sudden influx of newbies going nuts in the capital one cup thread...

[Muzchap 8,966]

I wonder who'd win out of a fight between Ryan Davidson ( a bottle of Scotch), SeB ( a cheese eating surrender monkey) Cap ( a Doctor), We Hate Scouse ( a Pomegranate) and Spike Spiegel ( a convict)?

No wondering about it - Fight to the death between Ryan + We Hate Scouse...

We Hate Scouse has lot's of trainers though - so could be doing some Hong Kong Fuey type shit...

Sorry to the rest of ya - just don't think you have the 'minerals'

[We Hate Scouse 10,326]

I wonder who'd win out of a fight between Ryan Davidson ( a bottle of Scotch), SeB ( a cheese eating surrender monkey) Cap ( a Doctor), We Hate Scouse ( a Pomegranate) and Spike Spiegel ( a convict)?

Well Ryan would pass out from drunkenness, SeB would run away waving a white flag, You'll steal Cap's Doctor equipment leaving him as nothing and that'll leave me being all pommy-esque and victorious!

[James 5,287]

What do we have here then....

[zolayes 14,489]

thats why we hate fucking Leeds,,

well that and too many other things to mention...thank fuck they wont be back in the PL for a while

[James 5,287]

All those cunts been forwarded to meatspin